The After Lodge Podcast

Episode 316: Party Planning

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Jul 2023 20:30:00 -0400

How did the big fair go without us?
The Shrine is turning Jamie into the clown
Will Harlan ever confess that Pennsylvania is NMJ?
What is the Order of the Silver Trowel?
Jewish members of the first Supreme Council
Previews of what's to come for Harlan in the York Rite
What's happening with the upcoming After Lodge Dungeons & Dragons night?
All the talk of Shrine clowns and Grotto Hobbits conjured our friend Sean
When everyone stopped smoking
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Special Guest: Sean Gardiner.

Episode 315: Traveling Men

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 28 Jun 2023 20:30:00 -0400

It's vacation season
Harlan came home from Michigan, pursued by Canada smoke
Visiting a roadside attraction: Skellville
John explains why he (still?) hates Las Vegas
Jamie's (many) trips
John ended up back in the officer line?
We learn how government liquor sales work
Tennessee Prince Hall recognition
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Episode 314: Selling Out

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 24 May 2023 20:30:00 -0400

Welcome to the Masonic influencer show!
Be sure to use offer code "AFTERLODGE" . . . somewhere
What's happening with Fair season now?
The Chuck Grotto sprouting continues
Why lawyers are bad at by-laws
Harlan (re-)joins the Apple cult
Finding good regalia is hard, we personally recommend Fratline
Alcoholic Mountain Dew is a thing?!
How much do those Canadian monarch portraits cost each Lodge?
Reviewing some more territorial jurisdiction things . . .
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Episode 313: Socks and Bowties

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 03 May 2023 20:30:00 -0400

Another long hiatus, and Bruce is still missing in action
Chuck's crew is one step closer to starting a new Grotto
Harlan finally concedes and signs a York Rite petition
How about the Shrine?
Did the Scottish Rite have religious criteria in the before times?
The wrong kind of esotericism
Thoughts on socks and bowties
What happens when muckety mucks become regular schmucks again?
Who should pay for our traveling officials?
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Episode 312: Parade of the Century

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Mar 2023 20:30:00 -0500

Are we a monthly show now?
Practical Freemasonry reviewed by "serious" Masonic outlets
Harlan attended the centennial rededication of the George Washington Masonic Memorial
Parades, purple people eaters, and the event of the century
"The City of Masonic graffiti"
How are Canadian embassies different from the others?
Tales from the tour
Our Lodge is officially out of the fair business--and now we have no summer podcast content
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Episode 311: Right Angle Cummerbunds

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Jan 2023 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce is back!
World of Warcraft is still a thing? And at Lodge!
Chuck's new fez adds 20 years, or was it becoming a Past Master?
Canned wine, boxed whiskey, and bottling up the appendant bodies
Announcing: The After Lodge Table Top (coming soon!)
Something's brewing in Texas? And it was on public broadcast . . .
Finding the right cummerbund--it needs a 90 degree angle
Jamie's mullet fan club raids the YouTube chat
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Episode 310: Words of the Elders

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 28 Dec 2022 20:30:00 -0500

The last recording was so bad Jamie sat it on fire and Bruce went into hiding
Jeff and Chuck join the grumpy old Past Masters' club
Tis the season . . . for intemperence and excesses
Chuck's town starts a new Grotto. What is the Grotto?
Does every jurisdiction normalize ad-hoc public prayer?
What are our New Years resolutions?
Harlan goes ice skating without a follow-up hospital visit
Getting into trouble with artifical intelligence, image synthesis, and chat bots
Happy New Year Brothers!
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Episode 309: The Metric Calendar

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Nov 2022 20:30:00 -0500

Surviving the post-Thanksgiving hordes
Tis the Season . . . for Lodge elections
Harlan's other Lodge is going to be opening in D.C. soon
The Ninety-Five Theses against American air travel
On civil rights and responsibility
An after action report on Thanksgiving dinner
Traditions of prayer: liturgy vs. improvisation
On Being a Masonic Chaplain - Bro. Robert J.F. Elsner
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Episode 308: Final Destination

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 16 Nov 2022 20:30:00 -0500

We seem to be keeping the monthly Lodge schedule for podcasts
Chuck's "Final Destination"
Tony ends up in the chat instead of the recording
What to do with "ring and run" candidates
Harlan is hosting a Thanksgiving powder keg
Tony finally gets on the right stream
More details for the Thanksgiving dinner saga
Finally looking after our health . . . if it's not too late
Tony gives us the sales pitch: "why you need a bidet"
Jamie shows up late with two bidets
Ad-hoc Lodge prayers are not as easy as they look!
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Episode 307: That New Mason Smell

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 09 Nov 2022 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce made it through the first year of parenthood
Chuck completes his Scottish Rite (NMJ) passport
Bro. came down to hang out After Lodge in person--and he brought cheese curds!
We initiated someone after YEARS!
Jason, the Patriarch, and other VIPs were all there too
Harlan somehow [Secretary] gets blamed for guns in Lodge
Andrew shows up, and brings a new guest too
The Candian doesn't know what a "Chad" is--we enlighten him
What is the 24-inch gauge in Metric?
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Special Guests: Andrew Davis and Mark Udovich.

Episode 306: Swords and Scabbards

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Oct 2022 20:30:00 -0400

Why does Jamie have a shrine to Alf in his house?
Past Masters Night at our Lodge vs. the Scottish Rite Gala
Grand Lodge is right around the corner
Does NMJ actually observe the Feast of Tishrei?
A wierd turn to capital punishment . . .
Scabbard or no scabbard--strong opinions on swords
A rare YouTube channel recommendation from the crew: Kings & Generals
Grand Censor Bob scars the Craft, Harlan plots revenge
Chuck shows up just to answer the big question
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Episode 305: God Save the King

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 14 Sep 2022 20:30:00 -0400

No Chuck tonight, but there's mullets everywhere!
Harlan gets spooked by clown tattoos
We're already into planning for 2023
If you had to kiss a man . . .
Raising a toast to our Brothers' Queen and King
Are there special obligations to a Masonic widower?
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Episode 304: Higher Education

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 20:30:00 -0400

Jamie competes to be the nation's most epic mullet
John is back . . . from wherever he went
Jeff manages to recruit half of our Lodge for the Scottish Rite
We learn some more about Rainbow
Things started far too late and went off the rails quickly after that
This episode is brought to you by Lot 40 - Canadian water
Getting back down with higher education
Visiting a Lodge that speaks a different language
Jamie tells us a camping fire story
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Episode 303: Beating the Heat

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 20 Jul 2022 20:30:00 -0400

We sort of went dark for the summer
John is on sabbatical, or we just lost him, time will tell
So, what happened at the After Lodge Fair this time?
Recounting Chuck's misadventures
Harlan skips Lodge to get back to his roots
One of us (at least) is attending the 100th Anniversary of the George Washington Masonic Memorial
Why is Chuck so . . . chill?
How we've been surviving the heat
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Episode 302: Rainbow Shenanigans

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 22 Jun 2022 20:30:00 -0400

Twas the night before John's Grand York Rite Session
It's so hot, the Minnesotan ice roads are cracking
Reminiscing about the Rainbow Girls tormenting Jason
Jamie shows up . . . as a YouTube guest!
Congratulations to Jeff becoming a Knight of St. Andrew
The annual After Lodge Fair is next week
How Harlan learned proper humidor maintenance
Bruce's boy finds new ways to keep him awake
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Episode 301: Canadian He-Man

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Jun 2022 20:30:00 -0400

It's a new episodic century!
Summer is here, so what's coming up in our Fraternal world?
Facebook and its many strings
The rest of the tech companies have us too . . .
Millennials griping about inflation--time marches on!
The trendiest excuse for skipping Lodge? Parking.
When are little Shrine cars going electric?
Going dark for the summer vs. staying the course
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Episode 300: Hallucinating Skunks

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 May 2022 22:30:00 -0400

An unceremonious welcoming of the big 300th episode
We have . . . interesting headwear though!
Chuck joined the Tall Cedars of Lebanon
Another state recognizes its M.W. Prince Hall counterpart
It's carnival time for the After Lodge crew again
Gripes about the milk-industrial complex
It's 2022, can we use the Internet yet?
Keeping up with inflation . . . getting high
Hallucinated skunks
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Episode 299: Austin Shifrin

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 04 May 2022 20:30:00 -0400

May the Fourth be with You!
Jamie has gone full mullet . . . FULL mullet
Bro. Austin Shifrin, author of More Light: Collected Masonic Writings, comes to hang out with us
What are the best three appendant degrees?
What is one thing you would tell a new initiate?
How Harlan vets authors (or doesn't) before we meet them
What is the dumbest conspiracy theory Bro. Shifrin has heard?
Being the scapegoat for conspiracy nuts
Tolerance and toleration . . . Harlan, that means you with the messies too!
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Special Guest: Austin Shifrin.

Episode 298: Practical Freemasonry

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Apr 2022 20:30:00 -0400

After canning last week's episode, we're back!
Matt Gallagher (/u/tikijack) returns to discuss his newest title: Practical Freemasonry
Why the After Lodge method is superior-ish
"Accessible philosophy for working-class schlubs"
Chuck shows up to celebrate being removed from office
Don't suck the fun out of /r/freemasonry like a dementor
Somehow we got back to guns in Lodge
"No, you can't insult my Brother the same way I do!"
Properly screening candidates
Affinity lodges
Developing ritualists means letting go of "my spot"
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Episode 297: Polite Society

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Mar 2022 20:30:00 -0400

Harlan takes Worshipful Jeff to a T.O. Lodge function
We turn the mic over to Chuck because we're insane
Happenings in the Northeast
How not to bequest valuable Masonic heirlooms
Jamie's work as a Canadian milkman continues
We were going to rise above celebrity gossip . . . but then we didn't
Reminiscing about "polite society", cannibalism, and unexpectedly grim turns
Bro. Gardiner pops in to join us for the last laughs
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Special Guest: Sean Gardiner.

Episode 296: After Conclave

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Mar 2022 20:30:00 -0400

Jamie is part of the "milk" industrial complex now
Bro. Sean, Brian, and Barry (the "Traveling Templar") come to hang out with us again
A recap of the "Call2Conclave" . . . there was no getting around it
Then Chuck showed up to ask the question we all wanted to know: "is this finally over?!"
So what comes next then?
Harlan gets summonsed away from the Masonic Restoration Foundation Symposium
The good news: it could have been worse . . .
Are we moving on to Continental Masonry now?
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Special Guests: Brian Dimatteo, Bro. Barry the "Traveling Templar", and Sean Gardiner.

Episode 295: Washington's Mistrial

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 02 Mar 2022 21:30:00 -0500

Bruce is back! . . . and Jamie's mullet is still here
COVID restrictions are lifting and Lodge almost feels normal
We had George Washington night at the Scottish Rite and it wasn't what you might think
More interesting learning opportunities coming up just about everywhere
We've been away because of a trial that screwed up, we know it's Harlan's fault, just haven't figured out how yet
Then we're back onto the "why" of Jamie's major mullet
The Masonic Restoration Foundation symposium is coming up
And then there was Jeff
We tried, but the subject of Russia was unavoidable
Inventing a new invitational bodie . . . that we wouldn't be invited to
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Episode 294: Brian Dimatteo

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 02 Feb 2022 20:30:00 -0500

Bro. Brian Dimatteo, Grand Recorder, Minnesota joins us to hang out After Lodge
Turns out, Bro. Dimatteo is the one that saved the York Rite from our own Circus
We're battening down for the big ice storm coming for us and share some generator tips
Updates from Reddit this week . . . there's not much
Bro. Dimatteo gives up the updates on the upcoming Special Conclave
How does all of this help us with new Brethren? (it . . . doesn't)
Sean discovers the power to mute Chuck!
Tony shows up in the middle of things to do visual signage on an audio podcast
Federalism ends up the same way . . . whether that's Masonic bodies or nation states
Jamie shares his un-Canadian thoughts about the "Freedom Rally"
Tony wants to know if we've started recording yet
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Special Guests: Brian Dimatteo and Sean Gardiner.

Episode 293: Back to School

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 21:30:00 -0500

We're starting late tonight, actually after Lodge
John goes back to school . . . it gets better, right?
The 2022 Masonic Restoration Foundation conference is in Detroit this year
Call to Conclave is coming up in Indiana
If only we could take any credit for the recent crypto dip
The birth of the American ideal and the "Carrot Top" of the 18th Century
More Templar chicanery and Chuck triggers Harlan's "pharisee" button
Jamie updates us on the "Freedom Convoy" up there
Chuck's Lodge tries to raise dues
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Episode 292: NFT Degrees

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 19 Jan 2022 20:30:00 -0500

What is on John's face?!
After eight years of podcasting, we get confused by a simple audio loop
How does your Lodge do re-obligation?
Sitting in the big chair stretches the cable tow
Chuck triggers "crypto" Harlan
Jamie's rocking the mullet now
Some crack-pot tries offering NFTs of Masonic degrees
Just because a few people get lucky in a Ponzi scheme doesn't mean it's not a scam
Recounting the story of the "Dutch tulip bubble"
Someone's gotta win (laundering money), but it won't be you!
Echoes of the dot com boom
Have we just become old men griping about kids these days? Probably . . .
Some legitimate use cases for NFTs
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Episode 291: Nautical Concrete

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Jan 2022 20:30:00 -0500

This evening's episode sponsored by Jameson Orange Liqueur
Imperial vs. metric measurements for "a lot" of snow
What about measuring membership numbers?
It's not just Freemasonry, people just don't "join" things
Playground scuffles
Canadian geese chasing tigers at the zoo
Turkey changes it's official English name (and Harlan is still trying to figure out why Chuck is so triggered by it)
What is Levy Day?
How about a "Yard Arm"?
Chuck falls off the boat as things go nautical
When all you have are Masons, everything looks like a stone
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Episode 290: Lost in Translation

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 29 Dec 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Next week will be 8 years of the After Lodge Podcast!
Bro. Sean comes back to visit (maybe he forgot why he left?)
Harlan gets grumpy about Christmas observers clogging up Chinese restaurants on Christmas
What everyone got up to for Christmas
Talking language and translation
Whose Lodge did the coolest philantropy during the holidays?
Someone brought a pig on a leash to our Breakfast with Santa!
Chuck gets into a Reddit spat . . . in the middle of the show
Why Harlan really never joined the Shrine: clowns
Congratulations to Bro. Sean, he is retiring from the Potentatecy
Published does not equal credible
We can't mute Chuck, but Sean can?!
Harlan learns that Budweiser isn't from Milwaukee, "not all terrible beer is the same"
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Special Guest: Sean Gardiner.

Episode 289: Amateurs

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Chuck pulls a Tony and forgets to mute
Bruce is back!
Jamie shares some deeply personal medical news
Harlan's legal review: "hearsay is NOT proof, not even by Masonic standards"
Just how far behind did we get on show publication?
Taking the Past Master Degree prior to installation?
Congratulations to Chuck on his election
Jeff shows up, Chuck leaves, only one Master at a time
We keep coming back to the movie Twister and learning tornado science
Since we were on about scary natural phenomena . . . Canadian geese
How not to help solve a cybersecurity crisis
Best of luck to all of our recently or soon-to-be installed Brethren around the world
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Episode 288: Masters-Elect

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce is still out, so we've got Producer John
Jeff returns, as Worshipful Master-Elect
makes a surprise visit to Jeff's election
Tom-foolery is afoot in NJ - and airing letters on Reddit
Different jurisdictions and travel expenses
In short: "social media is going to kill us all and Masonry is the canary in the coal mine"
The continued woes of trying to buy anything electronic
Chuck goes grumpy past master on new-style Christmas lights
Smoothing the ashlars
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Episode 287: Playing the Rites

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 17 Nov 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce is still out on paternity leave
Our Scottish Rite names reunion for one of our own
Newly made Scottish Rite Mason Jeff isn't here . . . because he's at a York Rite meeting
Chuck denies the superiority of the SMJ
A brief book measuring contest
/u/TikiJack sent us advance copies of his new book Practical Freemasonry
We're doing book reviews now?!
Masonic Week is coming
We caught Nick J. hiding on YouTube and drug him in
Jeff shows up, still smelling like his ex-Rite
Learning about 100 more invitational bodies
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Episode 286: Special Delivery

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 03 Nov 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Congratulations to Daddy Bruce!
The rest of us are back, fresh on the heels of Grand Lodge
Things have been remarkably uneventful
Jamie shows up
Entered Apprentices
With nothing else happening, we talk drink instead
Bruce (the cat) joins us
We're still having the alcohol debates, even without Scotty
What's the world going to be like with a mini-Bruce?!
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Episode 285: Moving to Nunavut

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 06 Oct 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Bruce fills in as Secretary, and Harlan will never miss Lodge again
Boats and goats - Masonry on the farm
Stones, stones, and pissing on some stones
We experienced a better world without Facebook . . . for a few hours
Harlan preaches the virtues of ditching Facebook for the 1,000th time
Plus another rant about too much assumed familiarity
How capitalist markets deal with excess food vs. how socialist . . . oh wait
Celebrating excesses: food, wine, and cheese beer?
Moving to Nunavut with all of the other grumpy Past Masters
The legacy of Jim "Libertarian" Burns
And finally, what actually happened at Lodge this week
Investment advice, just do the opposite of what we do
Bruce does a producer thing and pulls Harlan off with the shepherd's crook
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Episode 284: Truth and Reconciliation

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 29 Sep 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Bruce is missing?!
Harlan's traditional observence Lodge gets back to . . . tradition
Chuck's longest day in Masonry
John is old--and leaving us early tonight
Tomorrow is Canada's first-ever National Day for Truth and Reconciliation
Blaming the British is easier than accepting real Truth and Reconciliation (and more fun)
A bag of political milk
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Episode 283: Pokémon Dues Cards

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 08 Sep 2021 20:30:00 -0400

"Men in tights" at Commandary
Suit in the morning, bibbed overalls in the evening
A call to conclave, John tries to explain
Harlan suggests "trial by combat" instead
The common root of every bad thing man does
Pokémon dues cards
Jurisprudence, a.k.a. "don't get sued"
Call2Conclave.org
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Episode 282: Confederate Minnesotans

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Sep 2021 20:15:00 -0400

We experiment with the "potty word" AI filter . . . it doesn't work
Bruce finally finishes his plumbers education
An uptick in new Scottish Rite Masons, a sign of things to come?
The literal American "melting pot": FOOD
Faith-based exclusions in the Scottish Rite? Harlan begs to differ
Affirmation of faith exclusions in Templary? The Knights also said "no"
Masonic pearl-clutching
Trying to be responsible in the pandemic era
Chuck's going to a barn rasin'
Worshipful, I am the way that I am because of you, it's all your fault
Will things ever be normal again? What will "normal" even look like?
Enough with the conspiracies, just stop with the stupid, get off the internet, go get your shots
. . . or we'll send the Canadian geese
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Episode 281: Not Quite There

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Aug 2021 21:00:00 -0400

Welcome to the episode that almost wasn't (and probably shouldn't have been)
Jamie is joining the Shrine
COVID Part II and why the aliens won't talk to us
What happened, and didn't, at Grand Commandary
OnlyFans goes "family friendly"?!
Chuck goes axe throwing for romance
Harlan gets a bit of . . . non-constructive career feedback
Getting the quarries back to work as best we can
Pessimism and the metric system
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Episode 280: Dark for the Summer

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 11 Aug 2021 20:30:00 -0400

It's the "back to school" episode (after going quiet for half the summer)
Harlan finally gets his Lodge salary, paid in pennies
Another tangled nightmare of Masonic jurisdiction
John's new experiences
Strange choices by Google's algorithm on our live feed
Movie talk time . . . because we're still in isolation
More plumbing woes
Fun with regalia
Tony arrives properly clothed . . . for a minute
The real reason McDonald's ice cream is never working
Kayacking under the influence?
Going to war with Canadian geese
Honors going straight to the head
Harlan gets stood up in Georgia
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Episode 279: Geographic Conspiracy

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 07 Jul 2021 20:30:00 -0400

We survived the big fair, "the best and worst we've ever had"
Tony shows up in customary Tony garb
A new Mason comes to hang out with our Lodge at the fair. We towed his car.
Introducing this week's sponsor: Testicuzzi!
Recapping the weekend's shenanigans
Planning to steal a car? How not to do it and other hard learned lessons
Accidental racism from someone besides Harlan
What is Connecticut famous for . . . ? At least we have some geography fun
A good conspiracy segment
Getting Chuck all wound up just in time to say goodnight
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Episode 278: Canada Day

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Jun 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Jamie is officially appointed the "Canadian Affairs Correspondent"
Hello to Jason's mom, we know you're still listening!
It's festival season, and Chuck's Lodge continues to slide into the fair abyss
We need a new explanation for not running the world
Fundraisers, fish frys, and creative ventures
For Canada Day, Jamie does show and tell with Canadian money
Crown Royal bags with endless usefulness
The heat wave of the century is roasting the northwest
Harlan rants about why the Fifth Amendment matters, and not just to Bill Cosby
Tomorrow is Canada Day!
Canadian geese vs. bald eagles
Happy Canada and then Independence Day!
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Episode 277: Campfire Stories

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Jun 2021 21:00:00 -0400

Jamie is a regular fixture now, so no special introductions
Is the crypto crash happening? Is it all Tesla's fault?
Farewell to John McAfee, a fixture of the earlier days of After Lodge
More chaos in the fraternal recognition system
We found /u/SeattleShriner!!
Scottish Rite and the race for the Sovereigns
Ritual pronunciation, like all things Masonic, is jurisdictional
White Castle, Steak'n'Shake, and cool cars
Making (and selling) our own campfire stories
In After Lodge tradition, it's fair season again
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Episode 276: Horizontally Plumb

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 09 Jun 2021 20:30:00 -0400

The Angry Chaplain is back!
. . . with some casual conversation tips
. . . and pretending to be a forgotten Past Master
Do we have a replacement for Canada Dry 10?
Jamie explains how Canada has handled COVID differently
Some stories about Masons doing some plumbing, and it's not what you'd think
Chuck's lodge takes over the local town festival, we try to warn him off
When charitable gifts turn into bills
"Just in Time" . . . for everything to go out of stock
The best financial advice, make the opposite investments we do
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Episode 275: Overcorrection

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 02 Jun 2021 21:00:00 -0400

We're starting late, with no Chuck, Bruce lost his camera, and are otherwise in disarray
Worshipless Host Producer Bruce is going to be adding "dad" to his long list of titles
A life lesson about microfiber and why it's always a bad idea
Harlan gets a rude awakening to just how woke /r/freemasonry has become
Did our audience misunderstand us? Have we gone too far? Probably not . . . but clarifying, just in case
We've spent 7+ years of After Lodge calling on our Craft to live up to its Landmarks, not to diminish them!
Tales of two cities
An unrelated, uneducated discourse on labor unions, careers, and workforce exploitation
Now that things are opening again, are we going to use some of what we've learned (i.e. Zoom)?
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Episode 274: Crooked Letters

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 19 May 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Bro. Kevin returns from the "crooked letter" state
A "fraternal warning" letter . . . written in crayon
So, at least there's still Mississippi
Jamie pops in at just the wrong time--or the right time, depending on how you look at it
Anoter update on national recognition of Prince Hall Affiliated Freemasonry
Seattle Shriner, where are you?!
Men from the arctic discuss Mississippi gators
Are we going to head down there to help? Probably not.
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Episode 273: Turning Inside Out

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 05 May 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Masonic news, right off the bat!
The annual session of the Carolinian Brethren
Chuck almost turns himself inside out while reading the news
Grand Lodges begin allowing some return to normalcy
Anti-Masonic nutters don't care about irregularity
Shortages and scalpers trigger Harlan . . . how un-libertarian
Then John is launched by the NRA and The Fourth shows up
Pop vs. Soda vs. Coke and swamp water?
Jamie picks up bad tendancies from . . . the rest of us
Chuck has a run-in with the locals from "the Order"
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Special Guests: James McNeely, IV, Jamie the Canadian Islander, and Sean Gardiner.

Episode 272: Universal Uniformity

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 21 Apr 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Jamie and Sean are back! And it's . . . snowing in April
Virtual reality -- it'll scare the s--- out of you!
Trying to buy a house in 2021, good luck
Chuck reboots a few times
John takes the stage at a roast of Shaun
More tales of the Carolina saga
Why this matters for the rest of us non-Carolinians
The universal characteristic of Freemasonry: very little is universal
After the real talk, the Fourth makes a grand entrance for Part II
Canadians have professional sports?
Templar uniforms and encountering the public
Is it "Producer Bruce, Host" or "Host Producer Bruce" or "Bruce, HP/PH"
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Episode 271: Heritage Moments

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 14 Apr 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Chuck hits the ground running less than a minute in
Why is Minnesota so bad at . . . cops?
More from Jamie's trap house saga
International affairs and big boat crashes
Canada has the best passport on the planet, so says John
The "Heritage Moments"
How does Canada get a pass in foreign policy? Jamie explains
More news from the South
John takes up for Alabama
Dogecoin isn't a joke anymore? Jason gets rich! As soon as he can find the coins
Founding Fathers and the "Christian" Craft?
Ending with talk about . . . endings
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Episode 270: The Smell of Chicken

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 31 Mar 2021 20:30:00 -0400

Jamie comes back to visit live instead of just throwing insults in the stream chat
Harlan gets called out for talking too long at the District Meeting
Vaccines are coming, slowly but surely we'll get back to Lodge
Candian lodges fall victim to . . . arson? In 2021?!
Social media rots your brain
What kind of Mason doesn't eat green beans?!
Bringing back Masonic Science Theater 3000
Jamie is a cat thief
April Fools Day plans are afoot
The law . . . is . . . something else
. . . and ending with "the smell of chicken"
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Episode 269: Luck of the Irish

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 17 Mar 2021 20:30:00 -0400

It's St. Patrick's Day!
The Irishmen school Harlan about the holiday, shamrocks, and snakes
Continuing the theme, we shift to the British royal family
Why haven't we done one of those ancestry DNA kits?
Chuck's nuance about multi-level Masonic marketing
Maintaining the "tone" of the After Lodge podcast
GameStop is still going!
Some math lessons about gambling
John tries to do something sensible and G.C. doesn't believe him
What's coming up in our world of Masonry?
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Episode 268: Aliens!

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 03 Mar 2021 20:30:00 -0500

We're back, and John has predictably relapsed!
. . . and catching up on a lot of ritual work
Chuck debunks: Ancient Aliens and the founding of Freemasonry
Followed by even more crack-pot theories about everything
Ancient queens and life memberships, conspiracies galore
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Episode 267: First World Problems

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 24 Feb 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Harlan is still in GameStop?!
John tries giving up alcohol for Lent
It's vaccine time, finally!
"Brotherly Love and Affection" . . . this is what it looks like!
The difference between fraternal fundraising and "money changers in the Temple"
It's so good to be back in Lodge, but is everyone coming back?
Update your software before Lodge presentations
Did day-time tuxedos survive COVID?
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Episode 266: Overruled!

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 10 Feb 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce skips After Lodge . . . so we make fun of him in his absence as we would in his presence
We gave "The Fourth" his chair, and pulled up another for Bro. Sean
Chuck gave an esoteric talk, against his will?
"When Masons Behave Badly"
The Internet isn't going away, we should think about what Google says about us
Why aren't millenials and following generations showing up? Chuck has some thoughts
Unfortunately, our beloved Craft is infested with humans
. . . and it's nothing new, John reads some wisdom from the Masonic "way back" machine
The real secrets of Freemasonry
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Episode 265: Whoopsie

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce is on camera again!
Answers to some of life's big questions . . . right off the bat
Pandemic degree canceled because of snow
Whoopi Goldberg wore a shirt. People freaked out. Welcome to 2021.
Nobody legally owns the Masonic "brand", so sayeth the United States Trademark Office
When are we going to start superchats? Nope.
Using COVID times to get Lodge renovations done
Dating advice--what not to do
Secrets to a long life
Introducing (not a sponsor): Fresh Balls
How about that GameStop?
Introducing Worshipless Producer Bruce, Host of the After Lodge Podcast
Monetizing Masonic podcasts . . .
Just be authentic and have a sense of humor
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Episode 264: Everything But the Inauguration

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 20 Jan 2021 20:30:00 -0500

Bruce appears on camera!
Chuck gets demoted to co-host
It's Inauguration Day . . . during COVID-19
Late happenings in the Craft
Our Lodge narrowly missed a coronavirus outbreak
Some lessons on hygiene
"Punching Nazis" -- when is political violence acceptable?
Drinks and food, because we're all over the place and lockdowns leave little else to think about
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Episode 263: Business of the Shrine

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 20:15:00 -0500

Bro. Sean joins us from polar bear land
We also found a castaway from the capitol riots
Are there more of us on the show than there are listeners?!
What is "martial law", and is laundering firearms . . . a thing?
Generational differences among Masons--part 955
Sean teaches us a bit about the Shrine as a business
The conversation was good because Harlan was busy stamping dues cards
Scotty leaves early
What is your favorite appendant degree?
What about the least useful one?
More banter about merchandising
Sean multi-meetings tasks!
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Episode 262: New Years Eve Eve

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Has John really seen us as often as we've seen each other in the last year? Probably . . .
Commercial marketing and 2020
What did we all get from Masonic Santa Claus?
Entered Apprentices are Freemasons . . . when can jurisdictions get back to consensus about that?
Somehow we tangented to extraterrestrials--will the aliens come to welcome 2021 with us?
If they do come they'll probably just eat us
. . . and back to Christmas gifts
New Year's Eve After Lodge -- what's on the bar?
We make the rounds of everything else that's been happening
Have a safe and Happy New Year Brothers!
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Episode 261: Christmas Eve Eve

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

It's Chrismas Eve (Eve), and we're assembled together around the (virtual) tree
Jeff and Scotty are here too--all in the Christmas spirit
Chuck joins us after his important astronomy talk
Scotty got kicked out of his World of Warcraft guild
Jeff becomes the Lodge's "designated survivor" for 2021
Our installation ceremonies were on Facebook live . . . and it worked!
Sharing a Lodge space with tenants, what to do with photos?
Somehow that turned into a debate about clergy qualifications
More cocktail recipes, because it's 2020
Figuring out our podcasting infrastructure
And the evening ends when the humor goes to . . . dark
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Episode 260: Canadian Islanders

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 16 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Bro. Jamie joins us for an evening After Lodge
What's it like in Canada? They have internet?!
What is a Canadian "islander" anyways? Whatever it is, they love Freemasonry!
Since Scotty wasn't here, we talk about prohibition (or the lack thereof)
Trying to talk American politics to a Canadian reminds us of how . . . well just 'how'
Developing the "third eye", After Lodge style
Finally, someone who actually knows something about Oak Island, namely how to get there
. . . and duty free marijuana?
John recounts the tales of pizza woe with the After Lodge crew
Debating gun control with a Canadian reminds us of how . . . just see "politics" earlier
Why do we need guns? Because hairless apes can be crazy
Learning more about what we still need to learn about Canada
Thanks again to Brother Jamie for joining us!
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Episode 259: Smoking Astronomers

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 09 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Producer Bruce has been down in the hole and John's out of costume
Jeff is back . . . as Senior Warden? He's been busy
It's election and installation time in After Lodge jurisdiction
Speculation on what lies ahead in 2021, Godzilla, mutants, etc.
On tailors, consignment shops, and old Templar uniforms
Where has Tony been? Out doing the Santa circuit
The stars are aligning . . . astronometric/astronomical/astrostuff
Sound equipment reviews in After Lodge fashion
Practicing some unhealthy self-care during isolation
Chuck pushes Harlan's messianic button because things started to get too amicable.
It's ice fishing season . . . but where's the ice?
Are they aliens here? Ex-space agency member says "yes", the crew says "meh"
Recounting John's last visit, are we ready for a next one?
John and Chuck sabotage the outro, and we wrap up another week After Lodge
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Episode 258: The Traveling Templar

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 02 Dec 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Bro. Chuck (/u/k0np) returns for a fourth visit
Bro. Barry (the Traveling Templar) joins us for the evening to discuss his travels
Another friend of Nick Johnson on the show . . . because that's gone well so far!
We explore just how wide ranging and different the York Rite can be
The pitch for the York Rite continues--for the rest of the show
Bro. Andrew Hammer, Chuck says he's wrong?!
Scotty tries to convince Bruce to take the East again, it fails in epic fashion
Idaho is geographically huge and Masonically small
The Widows Sons, rider associations, and biker chicanery
Playing pranks on visiting Brethren
Bro. James "The Fourth" McNeely makes a surprise visit!
Scotty re-starts another York vs. Scottish Rite episode
Right when things were settling, we shift to dues . . . way to go Scotty!
Thanks again to Bro. Barry for joing us. Be sure to check out his blog.
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Episode 257: Dinner with Chuck

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Bro. Chuck (/u/k0np) joins us for a third time charm
It's the day before Thanksgiving, but with quarantine we ended up . . . together?
Scotty and John rush things along so they can get back to their other things
From World of Warcraft, Dungeons and Dragons, to astronomy and chemistry, the nerd force is strong tonight
Star Trek and movies--wow the pandemic has really done a number on us
This goes on for a while . . . one might want to fast forward to get to a little less nerd talk
Finally we get back to things somewhat related to Lodge
The internet cuts us off when Chuck tries to give away the Oak Island secrets
Western Pennsylvania or Northern Florida?
Aprons and underwear
Then back to moves again, but "masonic" movies this time!
"Dues card measuring"--it's exactly what it sounds like
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Episode 256: Imitation Intelligence

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 04 Nov 2020 20:00:00 -0500

We kick off the show the day after U.S. elections
Building a PC in 2020 is probably to be avoided
Tony joins us . . . via YouTube live chat? Then gives away our stream password
Federal elections and entertainment sports -- one in the same now?
"Artificial Intelligence" . . . ametures talking about things we don't understand
We did Grand Lodge virtually this year and it worked out fine
. . . but there's more to Grand Lodge communications than business
Tony recruits us all for the Oregon Trail
The electoral college and the Grand Lodge system
After the stream is interrupted we carry on
Profiting from the pandemic
Harlan's daughter informs him that we are getting a dog
Then we share some pet advice
Finally, as usual After Lodge, the wheels fall of of the train
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Episode 255: Ornery Critters

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 28 Oct 2020 20:00:00 -0400

We had to give up another show to the "unnumbered archives"
Tony joins us from the road . . . like actually on the road
More ways society crumbles over Zoom
The annual Tony Halloween bash is cancelled--why not
Attendance at Last Rites for your Lodge's members is not optional
What happens when your Brother requests a funeral but the family isn't keen on it?
Harlan's exterminator got rid of most of the spiders . . . it's snakes now
How 2020 has raised our threshold for what is worth freaking out about
Our streaming feed cuts us off mid-show--but we sort of saved it!
John gives his update on his viewing of American Gods
Then Tony makes his McDonald's order because we don't need mute buttons
Why won't John move to After Lodge town
Bruce breaks Harlan with "voluntary" taxes and thus ends this week's After Lodge
What really happened to Episode 249?
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Episode 254: Irregular Vaccines

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 14 Oct 2020 20:00:00 -0400

We lose Producer Bruce right at the outset
John keeps reeling in the big fish guests
A plug for the Scottish Rite Research Society
What is "irregular" really? Pyramid schemes vs. unrecognized (but otherwise legitimate) bodies
Who are the National Sojourners?
Bruce comes back after wading in the basement
Power Rangers watch tone . . . and Dexter is rebooting!
Time for weekly TV talk for a while; what else are we to do on lockdown?
Harlan gets some schooling on Native American religion
Which of our Brothers will be first in line for a COVID-19 vaccine?
Why voting third-party is the opposite of wasting your vote in most states
When does this end? (the show, not the pandemic)
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Episode 253: Amity

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Sep 2020 20:00:00 -0400

We welcome our Brothers from Amity : Jeremy, Michael, and Joseph
What is the Amity app?
Tackling the task of compiling a comprehensive list of all world lodges
Are there too many nerds around the table tonight? Nope!
As Freemasonry embraces modern technology, will Secretaries be less grumpy? Probably not.
The After Lodge Podcast is at the top of the Amity podcast (alphabetical) list . . .
Don't buy in to the old rumors and dramatics--the Amity team knows what it's about
Why Masonic titles shouldn't be retained beyond the term of office
Handling a global app vs. international fraternal recognition
Bouncing ideas for bringing useful technology into the Lodge
. . . and our streaming system cuts us off because Tony joined
Where did the name "Amity" come from?
A future with integrated wearables . . . technology!
Tony re-hashes our interview, for those of you not paying attention the first time
Then we set Tony up on the Amity app, live on air
No donations, just spread the love and share the app
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Episode 252: The Oracle and the Putz

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 09 Sep 2020 20:00:00 -0400

Still trying to figure out where our friends are amidst the social isolation
Tony steals are fairs and runs off solo
For some reason, we take some time to discuss how to get out of jail quickly
Bruce gives an update on jury duty and Harlan gives some juror overview
Harlan doubles down on his war with home spiders
From spiders to the black bears . . . oh my!
Music helps us see how we are getting older
Scotty tries to join the York Rite, Harlan tries to fire him
William Shakespeare -- the kid's version
"Your wife is an oracle and you're a putz" . . . words to live by
What are we going to do with 2021's officers?
Some banter about holiday plans and hunting season
Two hours later . . . our listeners are still here but we're maybe not
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Episode 251: Welcome to the Brick Yard

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 20 Aug 2020 22:00:00 -0400

Ass. Producer Marshall joins us
So does Bro. Matt Gallagher (/u/tikijack), our special guest, returning after almost 4 years
We review "Welcome to the Brick Yard", Bro. Matt's new book, a practical Freemasonry primer
The crew talks about the book and why you should give it to every new Mason
Lodge shopping is an okay--and even important--thing to do for a new member
How will Lodge reopening look after months of getting used to sitting at home
Female Freemasonry: finally, a book that shares our sentiments!
Thanks again to Bro. Gallagher for hanging out with us again
Be sure to check out his website: Practical Freemasonry
The "G Men", four personality types you need to have in your Lodge
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Episode 250: Hiding Behind the Mask

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 20:00:00 -0400

Harlan screws up and live broadcasts the pre-show . . . whoops!
Scotty got a new dog
Jeff gets elected After Lodge Junior Warden
A costly mistake that we're always happy to make
We're all still adjusting to never leaving home
Bruce is summonsed to perform his civic duty
Grand Lodge is coming up. Probably time to make alternative plans--and we do
Making pandemic travel plans out of desperation
What social media does to us
There's going to be a The Matrix IV . . . because COVID
Some words on the . . . proper modes of social discourse
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Episode 249: Uncomfortable Questions

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 22 Jul 2020 20:00:00 -0400

Where is Jeff? Does he have other friends?!
Geneology and what happened to the French?
"On the Square" . . . a board game
Making Freemasonry . . . Masonic again
A belated happy birthday to Bro. McNeely
Harlan brings back the plan for Lodge mascots--and is shot down again
Scott learns that dad jokes aren't mean for other dads
Someone breaks Harlan again on a Zoom meeting
When children ask uncomfortable questions
We devolve into weiner talk for a time
Taking the Epstein exit
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Episode 248: James "the Fourth" McNeely

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 08 Jul 2020 20:00:00 -0400

We have the man, the myth, the legend: Bro. James McNeely to hang out with us
. . . and also Bro. Chuck (/u/k0np) came back just for this
How was Bro. McNeely personally responsible for the tornado that is Sir John + Chuck
Finally getting back to Lodge, but it's not quite the same
Agency Law makes a come back with an applicable example
Food that doesn't spoil is creepy
The rolling liquour cabinet in . . . other parts of Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania geography - After Lodge style
More of our usual love for our Ohio Brethren
Tobacco talk and what is a Masonic "smoke out"?!
Connecticut Valley Tobacconist - Battleground cigars
How did we become . . . the way we are?
Roasting Harlan's nerd card
No service of process at Lodge--it's just wrong
Templars with pointy hats & invitational bodies
Reminiscing of "the Fourth" and his progeny
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Special Guests: Charles "/u/k0np" and James McNeely, IV.

Episode 247: Talking Cops

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 24 Jun 2020 20:30:00 -0400

Harlan brings a super-sized bottle of bourbon so Ass. Producer Marshall shows up
Tony shows up too; we should have gallon jugs of whiskey at every After Lodge
The Angry Chaplain and his many costumes. His psychologist visits must be postponed due to COVID-19.
Harlan misses the mark catching up on previously recorded episodes - again
Tony gets shot during (or, at least at the same time as) local riots
And then there was Doug . . . or Truman
A segue for Agency Law
Providing masks for Lodge visitors - Aprons are not an acceptable substitute!
And right at the end (just kidding!), things take a more serious turn with some police funding debate
Then the [recovering] cops take the floor for a long and in-depth discussion of modern issues in/with law enforcement
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Episode 246: The Year that Wasn't

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 May 2020 20:30:00 -0400

We're back, still practicing appropriate fraternal distancing and running out of party favors
Should this year's Masters get another go-around vis-a-vis COVID-19 closures?
Zoom Lodge meetings are devolving into Zoom After Lodge after business is done, as it should be!
Protective restrictions on Lodge meetings -- is it even worth it at the moment?
Movies, TV, and alcohol fill the square and compass shaped hole in our hearts
Masonic conspiracy theories in 2020 & where does all the hate come from?
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Episode 245: Fraternal Distancing

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 06 May 2020 20:30:00 -0400

How far behind are we on the production schedule . . . really? Yeah, it's that bad.
Planning for getting back to Lodge--with appropriate fraternal distancing--is well under way
Making due with yard parties in the meantime!
Make sure to maintain appropriate distance from your co-workers, especially if you live with them
Discussing the "Inside the Freemasons" documentary series on Netflix. We approve. Go watch.
What industries are not victims of COVID-19 quarantines? The adult industry, of course
Harlan embarks on another furniture build
Scotty continues advocating for the After Lodge D&D series for your amusement
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Episode 244: Poor Expectations

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 29 Apr 2020 20:30:00 -0400

Day 200-something of quarantine, this is the last of us remaining!
We tried virtual Lodge last weekend
Living the unkempt life, haircuts in the apocalypse
Why are there no stone masons in Freemasonry?
Using new-found reading time for learning the Craft
When is the After Lodge book coming out? Any day now . . . heheh
The relevance of Freemasonry in the modern era
Dan Carlin released a new Common Sense episode!!!
The "nameless" Masons in history have been collectively far more important than the names we still remember
How can we live up to their legacy in the modern era?
Is anti-Masonry still a thing today? Who knew?
Will we be wearing masks back to Lodge?
We just can't resist nerding out again, this whole quarantine thing is really getting to us
Will there be a recorded After Lodge D&D game? Stay tuned!
John sells his car and imparts some moral wisdom in the process
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Episode 243: Who Let the Nerds Out?

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 20:30:00 -0400

How is living in groundhog day going on Day 243?
John plots how to set up semi-legal distilling . . . for hand sanitizer
Harlan finally found time to catch up on popular television from 10 years ago
Scotty explores more alternatives to Lodge alcohol prohibition
Who's sporting a man-bun now?
We descend into the politics of the post-9/11 era - welcome to the pandemic era!
Virtual lodges are going to become a thing?
Then we devolve into full nerd-dom. If you hate video games, table top games, and other nerd stuff . . . we'll see you next week!
If you are into such things - enjoy the multi-hour quarantine nerd fest!
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Episode 242: Lodge From Home

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Apr 2020 20:15:00 -0400

It's Quarantine Day 40 - most of us are still here
Toilet paper deliveries are now made by armored mail carriers
How is work-from-home working out now?
"Trump Checks" (que: Bruce cringing) are a'coming!
Harlan goes to Lodge alone
Jeff joins us: he survived the toilet paper heist
"Hey Bruce, how's the anniversary show going?", "yes."
Pulling the plug on Facebook . . . again
Raising dues when we did worked out in the end
Could your Lodge pass local inspections (fire, health, electrical, etc.)?
"Lodge Solicitor", is this an office we need to bring back?
Or just appoint Harlan as Chaplain, he's getting desperate for excuses
What modern famous men do you think would make good Masons?
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Episode 241: After Lockdown Podcast

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:15:00 -0400

Welcome to the After Lockdown Podcast!
Day 12 of the quarantine and more confusion about what episode we're on
The end of the world is here and we're all sheltering in place with the toilet paper our Brethren have thrown at us over the years
Bruce finally gets to live his dream . . . and it's not what he expected
We've been studying languages since there's nothing else to do
Virtual Masonic gatherings are a thing now with mixed results so far
How to spend $1,200 when everything is closed? At least the liquor stores are still open
Perhaps build a secret room?
Jeff shows up - he's still alive! (We were worried)
Reddit still exists? The crew goes to check
Watching streamers play video games?! Wow, kids these days (we're soooo old)
The real reason we avoid monetization
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Episode 240: Father Silvia Returns

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 04 Mar 2020 20:00:00 -0500

Welcome to Episode 230-something!
Fr. Tony Silvia returns after a few years to hang out with us again
Harlan discovers that Father Tony isn't the Father Tony from Security Now
What is the Rite of Memphis-Misraim - and who's working it these days?
Fr. Silvia delivers some explanation on modern Memphis-Misraim practices
Hand sanitizer is becoming a black market commodity?
Other podcasts are more behind schedule than we are? Wow
Some more in-depth looks at Silvia's Memphis-Misraim system
Why Masonic "education" sucks, and how can we make it better?
Thanks again to Fr. Tony Silvia for joining us again, be sure to check out his work at AnthonySilvia.com
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Special Guest: Fr. Tony Silvia.

Episode 239: John Comes Back to Town (Part II)

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 18:00:00 -0500

We're still going after the abrupt segue in Episode 238
After Lodge Jason and Sir John are still with us - hours later
John starts explaining why he lives up North and never in Florida
Cars, motorcycles, the weather, and alcohol
How John managed to sneak past Lodge security to crash our degree
John desecrates a sacred jersey
Re-visiting all the things that went wrong when we did this last year
Spilled alcohol starts to make the audio equipment buzz in the end
Thanks again to El Dorado Studios for hosting our gathering!
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Episode 238: John Comes Back to Town (Part I)

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 17 Feb 2020 14:00:00 -0500

We're crashing El Dorado Studios . . . and John is in town!!!
John crashes our annual Master Mason Degree
Harlan finally finished the big carpentry project
Details from the weekend's chinnigans
Bruce takes medical advice from Jason over medical professionals and misses an outing
Will this show take months to actually publish? Probably . . .
Jason talks Harlan into reconsidering LASIK, with more pessimistic medical advice
Are we all hipsters? Lots of beards and thick glasses
We take a break to relieve ourselves on the old sound board
Bruce dumps the last of our whiskey to clean his phone
We start the grand unveiling of After Lodge headquarters - then we don't
Taking some time to explore all things Irish
An abrupt end to the first half, see you in Episode 239!
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Episode 237: Tim from Ohio

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 05 Feb 2020 18:00:00 -0500

"Tim from Ohio" involuntarily joins us as Tony takes After Lodge to him
We consider a merger with Scotty's lodge
Harlan's sojurn with his carpentry project continues
Tim tells us more about how Ohio does it wrong
"Red Hat" - Shriner, MAGA, or KCCH?!
The Kung Flu is spreading. Is this the end?
John tries instigating taking sides in ongoing Irish conflicts
Tim's a pilot!
We lay out more plans for John's upcoming visit
Tony (painfully) discovers saline and tooth whitener are not the same thing
Keto vs. Mediterranian diets: one causes whitening issues, the other doesn't
"Paying proper respect to the civil magistrates . . ."
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Special Guest: Tim from Ohio.

Episode 236: The Longest Day in Masonry

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 18:30:00 -0500

What episode is it? We've lost track in preparing for the annual Longest Day in Masonry
The chili cookoff smack talk seems lacking this year
Scotty does a book overview of Papal Magic: Occult Practices within the Catholic Church and The Mason who Would Be Pope chapter
The power of ritual, in Freemasonry and elsewhere
Oak island, conspiracies and hidden treasures
Harlan disappears mid-show, we think he's okay though
Cutting grass at "bro-bono" prices
Did they really not mention Harlan once while he was gone? . . . ouch!
Shopping between news sources in the modern era
Harlan pretends to be a carpenter, building furniture for his son
John tries to set his garage on fire
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Episode 235: We Didn't Start the Fire

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 08 Jan 2020 18:00:00 -0500

Happy New Year! We think it may be our sixth anniversary show!
Also, Happy Birthday John
"Meet the new boss, not the same as the old boss"
What's with the creepy box of tissues?
Australia is on fire; did John's fans do it?
Scotty goes down to Arkansas
We're men with many different hats
This week's Lodge meeting was too much Harlan
Scotty's new plans for the future
. . . and some good Dad jokes
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Episode 234: Northern Star Conspiracy

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 19 Dec 2019 18:00:00 -0500

Just the three of us tonight
Harlan gets to play toothfairy - hopefully without traumatizing any children
Jeff is out tangling with some old AMIGA systems
It's the time of year when the milk delivery service shines
Should we invade the Northern Masonic Jurisdiction?
Canada has a Scottish Rite?! Who knew
Could Hooters' catering help raise Lodge attendace?
We expose the wives' conspiracy - the Dark Nothern Star
Don't forget to thank your milk delivery professional!
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Episode 233: Ice Fishing

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 11 Dec 2019 18:00:00 -0500

Everyone's happenings
Harlan plans a pyrotechnic Hanukkah display
Lodge elections happened . . . kind of
Tony wakes up in John's moose country
Ice fishing is a real thing?!
Crashing into wildlife in a rental BMW
"The Circle of Past Masters"
A review of the Lodge's Greatest Moments 2019
Followed by a irreverant review of religious holidays
Merry Christmas, everyone!
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Episode 232: Gnosticism with Msgr. Rassbach

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Nov 2019 18:00:00 -0500

Bro. Msgr. Scott Rassbach joins us this week
There so many Freemasons in the Apostolic Johannite Church
Harlan gets clarification that LDS and AJC are different things . . .
A history of Gnosticism and Freemasonry
Sir John masters the unmute button
Diving deeper into Gnosticism
Don't use Whitecastle as a verb - gross
When a petition for reinstatement expresses: "this is just to get into the Shrine"
A traumatic Scottish Rite Shriner encounter
Where you can learn more about the AJC
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Special Guest: Msgr. Scott Rassbach.

Episode 231: The King 0f No Pants

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Oct 2019 18:00:00 -0400

Welcome to our special guest, Bro. Chuck (/u/k0np)
He's another engineer, he builds death rays
John uses technical difficulties to bust up the nerd talk
Chuck gives us the solution to all hardware problems
A brief explanation of law school - and why Chuck didn't go
Turns out, "one day wonders" can work out . . . sometimes
Lodges in the civilized land country can have alcohol?! Blasphemy!
More Scottish vs. York Rite banter, with the Northern Jurisdiction this time
We've started selling banana hammocks in Austrailia
Someone actually uses the YouTube Live chat function!
"Where is your +5 roll for smiting as a Past master?! Show me!"
Pulling aside the veil . . . we're actually pretty different off the air
Harlan runs off to join the Knights of Columbus
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Episode 230: Total Time Played

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Oct 2019 18:00:00 -0400

We open up with the Sounds of a Grand Lodge communication
Harlan delivers an update Unicorn School, find a copy at your local kindergarten
Scotty reveals his World of Warcraft /played time
Are M.U.D.s still a thing? Why not, IRC is!
Total time in Lodge vs. time in game
A recap on what happened at Grand Lodge - it was anticlimactic
Tony's infamous Halloween party is this weekend and what happened to trick or treating?
Why on Earth would they send Harlan as ambassador to the Grand Lodge of Israel?
Kights Templar and the . . . literal rebuilding of the Temple
Does the Apostolic Johannite Church have any members that aren't Masons?
Finally, we devolve into the Revelation of John of Patmos
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Episode 229: Calm Before the Storm

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 16 Oct 2019 19:00:00 -0400

John's new office door - Private Eyes for Hire
Harlan got a last minute appointment as a Grand Lodge delegate
The new website is (finally) live!
We should . . . plan some better P.R. strategies
"So, what kind of stipend do you get as a Lodge Secretary?"
Another episode of printers gone rogue
Celebrating 150 years of Templary
How much Masonic swag is too much? Scott needs to know
An update on Sir John and his "King Henry routine"
Jeff stops in to say bye!
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Episode 228: New Experiences

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 02 Oct 2019 22:00:00 -0400

Harlan's plans to crash Scotty's Block Lodge
Getting back for the Past Master Degree - it's like herding cats
Scotty's going to be an Oompa Loompa!
John is ready to be Chaplain, as soon as he gets some Master-Elect intoxicated enough
Harlan reads to the kindergardners . . . yes, it's just like on Recess (the cartoon)
First time Costco experiences
What's a "dog whistle" in politics? We have to educate some of the crew
Booking a priest to come on the show
Congratulations to our Brothers in Tennessee on their Friendship Dinner
The burning bush breaks the show
Scotty wants to open a Masonic bar: not a Lodge with a bar, just a bar (and maybe restaurant)
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Episode 227: Dark for the Summer

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Sep 2019 20:00:00 -0400

After a summer-long hiatus, we're back on the air!
Broadcasting from our new platform. Special thank you to the Jitsi project
Somehow we make banter out of a creek
. . . and then Ass. Producer Marshall returns
How Harriet Tubman was the 19th Centry's real-life Wonder Woman
Harlan goes all-in with Soccer Dad
Seems the After Lodge Podcast is making an appearance in our Grand Lodge Education Committee's report
Could the Symbolic Lodge confer the Royal Arch Degree in the U.S.? Would the York Rite revolt?
Why does Scotty shower with his guns?
Our Widows & Past Masters Dinner was memorable
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Episode 226: Masonry Science Theater

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 30 May 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Harlan gets the cold shoulder down in Dallas
John update: the final appeal is filed
Masonic Video Theater was a flop, perhaps we'll try again
Even more opining on technological woes
Scotty goes down to Arkansas
Masonic Facebook groups . . . perhaps it's time to just move on
Harlan finally broke down (as we all knew he would) and bought Hamilton tickets for his daughter
A Knights of Columbus and A.A.O.N.M.S. joint event?! What is the world coming to?
Finally, a outtro worth hearing!
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Episode 225: Sovereign Immunity

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 15 May 2019 19:00:00 -0400

Starting late because: reasons
Looks like we're an every-other-week Podcast now
Did Tony leave to join the Knights of Columbus?
Harlan is recruiting local Masons to contest Lions Club turf . . . and loosing
York Rite: do Grand Commanders have "sovereign immunity"?
John has entered seminary
We're going to be crashing the Masonic Restoration Foundation conference
Perhaps we'll hit the Scottish Rite biennial session next
Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce!
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Episode 224: The Mulligan Show

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 May 2019 22:00:00 -0400

Last week's show was so horrible--even for us--we just burned it
Welcome to take #2 of Episode 224!
The Angry Chaplain has come to spread his message of hateful love: we must stop Arabic Numerals!!!
Harlan meets another new friend in Uptown, Pete the snake
Tony runs from "live snakes, dead snakes, and sticks that look like snakes"
Rentable scooters, public transit breakthrough, or littering eyesore?
Tony's family crashes Harlan's Family Seder
Subjective humor in After Lodge Masonry
Sometimes ". . . we are sophisticated frat boys"
Exoteric vs. esoteric
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Episode 223: Uptown Infestation

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 28 Mar 2019 22:00:00 -0400

Harlan successfully moved to uptown
We finally got through the edits and posted the Anniversary Shows
New house, new towels, brown recluse
Is Sir John coming back to visit us this summer?
Living like hill people
Random tangeant: what is R.L. Stine doing these days?
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Episode 222: Missing Meetings

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 06 Mar 2019 16:00:00 -0500

Did Harlan forget how to do the show, it's been so long?
We've been busy editing down the fifth reunion show . . . it's coming
Harlan finally (went) broke and is moving "on up"
Suckering the Brothers in to helping move
How could the Lodge run without the USPS? It probably couldn't
Jeff had a stay in the hospital
What happened with the M.W. of Georgia?
What could make you leave the Craft?
We survived the District Meeting
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Episode 221: Weeks in Recovery

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Feb 2019 21:00:00 -0500

The crew continues to recover from John's visit
Harlan is moving and finally gets a bust of Thomas Jefferson for the new house
Mold and misery
We had the big by-laws meeting, we raised dues, and . . . it was uneventful
Moving into the Consistory
One of our Lodges is selling the property without warning?
The big BBQ is right around the corner
And lots of tasty food talk
Are we ever returning to the ruins of Detroit?
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Episode 220: The Five Man Reunion Part 2

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 22:00:00 -0500

The fifth anniversary show continues with John's Oops Saga
Harlan has lost control by this point, Jason and John together . . .
Recording ran so late, we were late to the after After Lodge party
Pineapples, pizza, and beards
"They sent out the retraction letter . . . ?" for the 20th time
Eventually, we get on with the Oops Saga
What's up with the IRC?
"So, they sent out the retraction letter . . ."
Jason breaks with GREAT JUSTICE
Self preservation on Pikey Mountain
. . . and, it wouldn't be After Lodge without some Templary
Jason ignites another set of pitchforks and torches for us
A summary of the past five years of the After Lodge Podcast
Thanks again to El Dorado Studios for hosting the anniversary show

Episode 219: The Five Man Reunion

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 20 Jan 2019 18:00:00 -0500

Opening: Canada Dry, K-Mart Rendition
We are live at El Dorado Studios to celebrate FIVE YEARS
. . . on Pikey Mountain with After Lodge Jason
Also, John flew all the way out to our town to join us live!
There were a lot of edits, we probably missed a bunch
Jason and John hit it off, things went south
And Harlan gave up on show notes about here, so . . .
If you missed it on Twitch, grab it now!
Closing: There is no closing. This is a two-parter now.
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Episode 218: Legacy Contacts

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 22:00:00 -0500

Light crew After Lodge tonight
What happened to the show last week?!
A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT about the 5th anniversary show
John needs to know: can you carry a parachute on a commercial airline?
The After Lodge Arraignment should be on Tuesday morning
Did Harlan try to be a fake cop?
Teasing out John's York Rite crusade . . . stay tuned for the big show
Perhaps someone will fly out from Australia?
Reliably . . . back to moose talk
What is a legacy contact (Facebook)? Harlan names Nick Johnson
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Episode 217: It's Just DNA

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 17 Jan 2019 21:00:00 -0500

Harlan discovers chocolate covered espresso beans
Plugging another podcast (a legitimate one)
Daddy Nick shows up with those new dad eye bags
What's the hangup with profanity . . . is it generational? No.
How to curse like a Nun
Ancestry DNA tests - what could possibly go wrong?
A musical Christmas thanks to Tony
Grand Censor Bob is a clown, really
The After Lodge version of the Order of Quetzalcoatl
How much does your Secretary get paid?
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Episode 216: Epilogues

The After Lodge Crew — Fri, 28 Dec 2018 17:00:00 -0500

Scotty from the Block returns to re-cap his year as Master
Harlan takes a getaway to Gatlinburg . . . and gets to be in the parade!
The John Saga (or . . . the lack thereof)
Worshipful Squared shows up at Harlan's door
Mike and Scott review how things went since their appearance last year
How Scott's prohibition crusade is going: "In 10 years, none of it will matter anyways . . . "
What is a "state of the art" flag pole, exactly?
Mike's big end-of-year speech
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Episode 215: Fraternal Turkey

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 05 Dec 2018 20:00:00 -0500

Nick is here - it isn't screen burn!
Mrs. Nick is due any day now
Thanksgiving raising . . . at 5am?!
A review of the least populated states
What social media options does your Lodge use?
Practical life advice when dealing with Tony
Jeff shows up
Harlan mistakes some uncommon York Rite regalia for a Scottish Rite degree team
A plug for "33 and Beyond" (again)
Updating Scottish Rite degree wear
Be sure to mute your wireless microphone if your Valley uses them
Does anyone join the Eastern Star without their spouse?
Girl Scouts sue the (not Boy) Scouts for brand confusion
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Episode 214: Marvel of a Lodge

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 28 Nov 2018 18:00:00 -0500

We're on Twitch . . . we think
Harlan is broadcasting from the arctic City of Dallas again
Scotty from the Block showed up!
Celebrating the life of Stan Lee and nerding out
All the different kinds of Masonic nerds
Bro. Mike the Fuzz is back for some special Harlan bonding time
Ecclectic movie references and "kids these days"
Scotty attempts to set the record straight - it was correct all along
By-laws shmy-laws . . . we're raising dues!
What are "criminally low" dues?
Harlan begins to experience "death by Chinese food" thanks to Betty
Martial arts and the Geneva Convention
Did you know that George Washington . . . Carver was a Mason?!
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Episode 213: The Red Lodge

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 20:00:00 -0500

Broadcasting from the ashes of the 2018 election
Tony (and the rest of the County) got ran over by the "Trump Train"
But hey, at least our Public Valuation Administrator is "pro-life" now
Harlan and family check out of Facebook - we highly recommend it!
A failed attempt to blame it on the York Rite
Listen to your lawyer . . . or don't and pay him even more
Harlan and the Mrs. finish off the unopened celebratory champagne
Is *your* Master faithful enough to wade through the snow to get to Lodge?!
Taking tumbleweeds as souvenir . . . because there's nothing else in the plains
Street drag racing - a new Lodge fundraiser idea?
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Episode 212: Gentleman's Agreement

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 21 Nov 2018 18:00:00 -0500

Do we have a quorum?
One of the best funeral speeches
Has Bruce even read the bylaws draft?
Why did Harlan wear a suit to record the show?!
"Do they have them in extra medium?"
Our gentleman's agreement to use the women's latrine
Scotty was supposed to be popping in to correct the record . . . but the record stands
Sometimes when you love something . . . you have to burn it to the ground
Nick shows up after we call him out live on Reddit
Lodge Halloween parties, the good, bad, and the zombies
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Episode 211: Call the Question

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 28 Oct 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Calling the question on Episode 211 of the After Lodge Podcast
Harlan is broadcasting from an unnamed Dallas Hotel . . . again
Fresh out of the 2018 Grand Lodge Communication
"The Master's Award of Mediocrity"
Mike blew up valuable legislation, but really it's our fault
Tuxedos in the day-time - Masons and groomsmen
Does your Grand Lodge have a Masonic flea market?
I loved Canada before it was cool - Sir John
Can your charter be arrested if it can't be physically found?
"It's audio, and people can still see you're full of it"
"Come on, Worshipful, drop that Thor's hammer!"
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Episode 210: Crossing Borders

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 03 Oct 2018 23:00:00 -0400

Tony learned his microphone discipline from the After Lodge Podcast
Looks like it's just us tonight
Sir John is the man with the plan - and a cool patch
Harlan displays his ignorance of all things Minnesota
Bruce is taking a trip to Florida - message him if you're around Orlando
Why Daytona sucks
More conspiracies to ambush Nick Johnson
"Nobody knows the real Harlan . . ."
Our Lodge's family picnic is mistaken for a Mayoral rally, and Tony wasn't even there!
The best time to shop for Masonic knick-knacks - the Grand Lodge session
We receive a rather unique message from Australia
Where on Earth is the After Lodge Crew?!
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Episode 209: Bro. Riley Redux

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 26 Sep 2018 22:00:00 -0400

Bro. David Riley comes to hang out After Lodge
Harlan was late and missed all of the actual educational stuff
Autumnal Equinox festival turns to Ancient Aliens
What good has come out of Baltimore?!
Fish Fry Lodge No. 42, F.&A.M.
Tony's going to fix our Lodge dues problem
The Campaign trail is consuming our lives
Turning guns on the Secretary
Wait . . . your Tiler doesn't sit outside the Lodge?!
Where does Tony get all his guns from?
How David get involved in environmentalism
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Special Guest: David Riley.

Episode 208: Apron Stains

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Sep 2018 22:00:00 -0400

Tony went hulk mode at Installation
"I like hearing me, and I don't like hearing you either"
The campaign kickoff got . . . out of hand
Nick and the new meaning of "decking out the crib"
Harlan's wife is on Instagram, and everyone knows it but him
A virtual tour of Nick's new house
What do you do with your apron if you wear it to the men's room?
New After Lodge swag: an apron with a zipper under the bib
Tony's eclectic iTunes collection
What happens if you dial up AOL with Google Voice?
Everyone is on Instagram!
Nick's baby registry is listed on buybuybaby.com - buy something nice
Age old advice for new dads that nobody listens to
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Episode 207: The Rite Crusade

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 01:00:00 -0400

What on Earth is happening with the Cajun Knights Templar?
The Cato Institute ranks Indiana as #3 . . . and lost all credibility
Prince Hall Templary
"You'll never take our dues cards!"
When can things down south get back to . . . normal?
Harlan and John again distinguish York and Scottish Rites
"Yeah, but the trains run on time in the Scottish Rite!"
How can national appendant bodies better get along with disparate Grand Lodges and jurisdictions?
Living vicariously through Bruce
Tony pops in to say goodbye
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Episode 206: I Love You, Brother

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 15 Aug 2018 23:00:00 -0400

Nick, Tony and Jeff aren't with us tonight . . . Nick is shopping
Harlan re-caps his time wandering in the desert: BlackHat and DefCon
Is marijuana legal in Vegas now?!
New Sir John fact: he was was a Blackjack dealer!
Talk of tipping, now that we know an insider
"I love you, Brother"
Jeff shows up, welcome to the After York Rite Podcast!
John's getting "throttled" this weekend
Jeff "the wall" plays referee on the state highway
Tony arrives after changing some minds . . . if not votes
An evaluation of After Lodge brand CBD oil - get yours today!
Tony pays a visit to one of our Widows
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Episode 205: Will the Chaplain Please Stand Up?!

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Aug 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Are all milk men as grumpy as Bruce?
John leaves York Rite for the Widow's Sons
U.G.L.E. decides that the parts really make the man
. . . is this how the infiltration starts?
Former Tennessee big-wig scared straight
Nick likes to quote from expensive books
The Chaplain doesn't answer to the Master?! What insanity is this?!
Nick is again shocked that people listen to this show
Does money change people? Or is it alcohol?
Harlan becomes a teetotaler - sweet tea on the rocks
Who is this "Masonic Jesus"?
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Episode 204: Mason of the Year

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Jul 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: Telephone (Lady Gaga ft. Beyoncé)
Why can't Bruce just bring back the Glenn Beck whiteboard?
You know nothing, John (Snow)
What's new in entertainment?
Congratulations to our Treasurer - Mason of the Year!!!
. . . and we're gonna roast him, of course
Now selling After Lodge branded CBD oil
"My wife just took all of my man cards"
Tony is live from the campaign trail
Bruce goes on the keto diet
What does your make Fellow Crafts do?
Our Lodge has a new "professional" tenant during the week
John sold his Lodge?!
Innuendo with double entry accounting - we can do anything!
Bruce gives a Dunkin' Donuts gift card to a cop
Closing: Lawyers, Guns, and Money (Warren Zevon)
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Episode 203: The Tony Hole

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 18 Jul 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Opening: Peacock (Katy Perry)
Right off the bat, hassling Nick
How often do you get to go to Lodge after kids?
If you're ever in need, dial 1-800-CALL-A-BRO
Will co-masonry be recognized one day?
Tony calls in from Mobile Lodge 1 lost in the Midwest
Harlan's heading to Black Hat in August, so message him if you want to meet up
Lecturing about the FDIC
Taking a trip to the lake with Bruce and a GIANT Peacock
. . . where we coined the term the "Tony Hole"
Harlan wins at Cards Against Humanity with Brethren
Tony announces our plot to take over Grand Lodge
A "Trump free zone" - go outside with that stuff!
Ten episodes to realize how bad this is?!
"It takes a certain kind of Mason to be an After Lodge sensation"
Just how many invitational bodies DOES the York Rite have?!
Closing: Convoy (C.W. McCall)
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Episode 202: Wall of Humanity

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 11 Jul 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Opening: Yakety Sax (Boots Randolph)
Another set of fairs . . . sleepless, sunburnt and hungover
We're changing our name. Welcome to the "After Fair Podcast"
"This is Wilson, Tony isn't here . . ."
We discuss the fairs, back to back weekends, and the wall of humanity that overran us
The guys save the day with fresh toilet paper
Tony puts Harlan's cell phone number on a billboard
We host an hour-long flag retirement with every Boy Scout in this part of the country
Tony wins the watermelon eating contest . . . again
John reveals his secret liquor stash
Our by-laws committee meets to discuss revisions for the first time in decades
It's good to be back after Lodge!
Closing: Kiss Me, I'm S--tfaced (Dropkick Murphys)
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Episode 201: Straight Outta Dallas

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 04 Jul 2018 16:00:00 -0400

Opening: Bad Boys (Inner Circle)
Harlan visits Texas, and nothing is happening this week in Masonry
Welcome to Bro. Mike from Texas
Is John an honest cop? Short answer: silence (no)
Police departments switching to SUVs?!
What it means to be a sh** magnet
Then Nick shows up
Bad jokes about Harlan's hotel take-out menu
During which . . . Harlan's wife shows up?!?!?!?!
Probably because of the "Thai to Go"
After Lodge is (could be) a HAM radio show
Nick offers up his insides
Scotty from the Block stirred up our Grand Lodge Facebook page about minutes
Closing: God Blessed Texas (Little Texas)
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Episode 200: Open Line Sunday

The After Lodge Crew — Fri, 22 Jun 2018 11:00:00 -0400

Opening: High School Never Ends (Bowling for Soup)
It's the big 200th show
Join us for an extra long open line Sunday, and get to know some of our fans!
Closing: Do I Wanna Know? (Arctic Monkeys)
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Episode 199: For Deposit Only

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 06 Jun 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: Take a Walk (Passion Pit)
Welcome to the After Lodge Harlan show!
With a load of blasphemy . . . it's Tony, right off the bat
Tony takes the show to the bathroom . . . again
What do Masons think of Athiests?
Can a Mason have multiple wives, in locales where that is legal?
Who is Bill Schnobelen?
We passed some Fellow Crafts
Jeff goes to visit a "better" Lodge
We nerd out about ritual
Why is McDonald's always out of ice cream? (hint: they aren't)
John's Lodge of gypsies
"There are more airplanes in the ocean than submarines in the sky"
Closing: Still (Geto Boys)
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Episode 198: Masonicon

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 27 May 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Beginning: Never Gonna Give You Up (Rick Astley)
Why isn't Nick here? This was his show, he's the one who went to Masonicon!
Introducing: the No-Sh*** moment of the week
Then Nick shows up!
What does Harlan sleep in? A suit?
How Nick got invited to Masonicon instead of Bruce
A recap of Masonicon by Nick
Harlan runs a tangent about cannabinoid oil
Who is Rick Astley?
Hello again to Ass. Producer Marshall
Plugging the Past Bastard and memoirs of dead comedians
Stating a new social media platform, Faceboob
"Are you a TURTLE?"
Odyssey kind of sounds like Audi. Yeah, let's go with that . . .
Arguing about cars and stock advice
Closing: Don't Worry, Be Happy (Bobby McFerrin)
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Episode 197: Nick Goes to Oklahoma

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 14 May 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: I Heard Oklahoma Calling Me (David Allen Coe)
Nick takes a road-trip to Guthrie w/ Bro. Dunning
The After Lodge Podcast . . . did anybody recognize him?
What are you reading? "Shampoo bottles when I poop"
And even better, wearing the wrong AASR hat
More old guys telling young guys what they want from Masonry
Worshipful Bro. Squared invites everyone to his house, and locks them out
More website harassment for Harlan
The usual TV and move tangeant
Who needs a flamethrower?! Yes, the answer is yes.
Family Matters
Closing: Pray (Sam Smith)
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Episode 196: The Meeting That Wasn't

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 07 May 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Opening: On the Road Again (Willie Nelson)
Attention to detail is a good thing, but not at the expense of the big things
Our Master cancels the Lodge meeting . . . the hour before the meeting
A little chat about social media
"Bruce is a Postal god"
Harlan's daughter starts her first soccer game
Our Lodge faces embarrassment at the district meeting
Tony things that the problem is too many young men getting involved in Lodge
We book an escape room for the big fair . . . but, why?
Why do the "old guard" come (or not come) to Lodge?
Usury vs. interest - is owning a payday lending joint un-masonic? Yes. Yes it is.
Harlan is caught on film riding a pink bicycle circumambulating the Lodge
What do you do if your members ignore a summons?
Tony doesn't have a MAGA hat?!
Should a Grand Jurisdiction adopt landmarks as part of its written code?
Closing: Freak Like Me (Halestorm)
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Episode 195: Pancakes for Puppies

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: We Care A Lot (Faith No More)
Worshipful Bro.^2 joins us again after surviving the Pancakes for Puppies event
Bruce says "your Lodge kind of sucks"
How can a development company behind two bridge collapses stay in business?!
The fallout from Pancakes for Puppies
Another video game tangeant
Harlan completed the big political convention, and is still in office
The big fairs continue to loom large over our Lodge
Harlan's first day of jury duty: he tries to be a big shot and gets shot down . . . publicly
Who still has physical books?
What in the hell is a "volunteer" deputy sheriff?
Harlan looses control when things get "stinky winky"
Closing: Who Let the Dogs Out (Baha Men)
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Episode 194: Vigorous and Robust

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 19 Apr 2018 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Diamond in the Rough (The Nearly Deads)
Live from the passenger seat of Jeff's truck
Harlan skipped the Spring Equinox Festive Board . . . and we got a foot of snow
That snow collapsed our Lodge's porch (and a bunch of other stuff)
We may have single-handedly ruined Freemasonry . . . with puppies?
Expelled for marijuana - can you get back in when it's legal?
We watched "33 and Beyond" at Lodge and nobody came
Harlan had to fill in for Bruce and also play Secretary
The Chamber of Reflection has shown actual results in our Lodge
Teetering on the edge of the "box of shame" again
"We lost our email blaster." What does that even mean?!
Just use Slack. Even the old guard is on board
Why are we afraid of self driving cars - another Harlan rant
Closing: Back to the Old (Matisyahu)
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Episode 193: The Girl with the Masonic Tattoo

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 11 Apr 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: Going Out In Style (Dropkick Murphys)
Harlan tries "naked" e-juice
Is anybody ever a "former" President?
Tony goes on another past-chaplain rant
Jeff can't identify the power button on a PC . . . or is it Mike's fault?
The world's first "crypto heater"
Our next big event: "pancakes for puppies"
Nick is . . . afraid of ammunition? Or Masons with ammunition?
Why do Protestants wear orange on St. Patrick's Day?
Harlan's wife plans a lake trip with the Lodge
Nick attempts to murder his father-in-law with a drone
The woman with the Masonic tattoo
Why don't Nick and Chuck Dunning come to our Lodge lake party?
Closing: Drunken Lullabies (Flogging Molly)
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Episode 192: Happy Birthday!

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: Surfin Bird (The Trashmen)
Worshipless Producer Bruce has abandoned us tonight
So . . . how's that sign going?
Our first Master Mason Degree without Captain America
Harlan has a mental breakdown during serious ritual, it was stinky-winky
Jeff . . . joined the York Rite - we can't tell if Harlan is ignoring him now
Harlan's daughter becomes a local Scottish Rite icon
Grand Lodges and "long-arm statutes" in the Internet era
A near death experience at the Scottish Rite reunion
How does an airline lose a flight attendant?!
Bruce has turned the George Washington neck tie around on us
Closing: In Da Club (50 Cent)
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Episode 191: Wrong Rite

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 03 Apr 2018 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: The Pink Panther (Mancini)
Why Tony always gets introduced last
We welcome Sir John to Pennnnnnn-sylvania
The two token white guys - a review of the Black Panther
Harlan was the senior past master. There was much wailing.
A kid's first birthday party at our Lodge . . . it was a splash!
Harlan's daughter becomes a Scottish Rite icon
How to lawyer up a tendered order to "go suck eggs" - repercussions of being a Facebook douche
33 and Beyond - John says "it's good"
Our Lodge can't pre-post minutes because Harlan is usually typing them during opening ceremonies
Producer Bruce is still in denial about his new domestic situation
The Grand Master's Book of Secrets . . . passed down from man to man
Is splitting up ritual work a good idea?
Our biggest (Lodge) event of the year is this week
Closing: Rapper Who Is Very Concerned With Password Security (CollegeHumor)
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Episode 190: Valentine's Outing

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 21:00:00 -0400

Opening: Every Breath You Take (The Police)
Happy (very) belated Valentine's Day!
Our Lodge takes an outing to a charity gala - with formal attire and everything
Worshipful Bro.^2 steals all the wine from other tables
Silent auctions . . . some of us discover that they have consequences
Tony has the flu but gets on the show anyways to get us all sick
Whoopee cushion for the Senior Warden
Some geeking out over the Space-X launch and Musk-fanboi-ism
Harlan realizes that nobody every uses fancy hotel or office lobbies
The sensation hiding from politics . . . what has the world become?
"Why is the brandy gone?"
Harlan, Jr. turns one year old. Perhaps we can parent.
Why it's impossible to conduct business (or Lodge) in California
Harlan's family pool boy is awesome . . . he doesn't have a pool
Closing: When You Sleep (My Bloody Valentine)
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Episode 189: Floppy Heads

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 21 Mar 2018 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: Blame Canada (South Park)
Bro. Josh (/u/AnonymooseReddtr) joins us from Canada to hang out After Lodge, eh
We discuss how Canadian Freemasonry is its own thing
Canada's own version of Bro. George Washington
Alcohol in North American Lodges?!
"Metric money" a.k.a. dues in the north
A brief foreign policy tangent - why doesn't everyone hate Canada?
Wait . . . we brought Bro. Josh here to make fun of HIM, things are going the wrong way
Translating Masonic dad jokes into French
"America's bigger!"
All other things floppy heads related
Closing: Canadian Idiot ("Weird Al" Yankovic)
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Episode 188: Peppers and Cheese

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 11 Feb 2018 18:00:00 -0500

Opening: Tell Me Baby (Red Hot Chili Peppers)
Worshipful Bro. Squared returns with nothing better to do
We were out last week crashing Three Distinct Knocks (perhaps literally?)
The adventures of our social club's annual shareholder's meeting
Bro. Nipples decides to run for City Council
Another late, late night at After Lodge
Our Master schedules "the [whole] day of Freemasonry"
Chili Cook-off smack talk has already started . . . gotta love Facebook
Tony manages to break the mathematics of instant runoff voting
Why do politicians look like lizards and/or monkeys?!
The Odd Fellows wore aprons? Who knew
The "Keto" diet, it's a cult
Devising the best system for looking after our widows & orphans
Remember what you learned in D.A.R.E., "just say no"
. . . and the show goes down the toilet
Closing: Bottom of The Bottle (Smile Empty Soul)
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Episode 187: Farewell to an American Hero

The After Lodge Crew — Fri, 09 Feb 2018 21:00:00 -0500

Opening: The Minstrel Boy (The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem)
Our American Hero, and a damn good man, puts down the working tools
Tony is running for Mayor/Supreme Commander of our town
Harlan got a cat . . . yeah, it's that bad
We survived Worshipful Bro. Squared's first meeting!
Discussions on how Tony can combat the "Deep County"
Bruce takes the Junior PM's seat, just like every other PM
"You don't know what you're doing" - "too bad, I'm in charge"
Hello to Fish Fry Lodge No. 767 and Pancake Lodge No. 242
Contested elections are the sign that you're being effective
"She's currently using MY toothbrush to clean leg wax off of a box" - Worshipful Bro. Squared
John calls out Mike's installation coat
Are we recording, or did I get fired? Yes.
Are we going to Masonicon . . . maybe
"The deep dark hour of midnight"
Closing: Real American (Rick Derringer)
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Episode 186: Four Years Later

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 04 Feb 2018 01:00:00 -0500

Opening: I Fought the Law (The Clash)
Why does the Grand College of Rites logo look like a Playstation icon?
Talking crypto-currencies
Bruce resigns his man card
"Sharing" space with our spouses
Poor kid gets bashed for asking about where to buy a Commandery uniform
Scottish Rite hates and mandatory retirements
Tony finally shows up . . . post-op
Can you be an American and have never seen Star Wars?
We finally press Nick about why we didn't get invited to the wedding
Freemasons holding up progress in UK law enforcement . . . HAH!
Masonic New Year's Resolutions
More Mason of the Year talk
Selling the York Rite to Jeff - talking past the close
Closing: I Shot the Sheriff (Bob Marley)
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Episode 185: Uninstalled

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 01 Feb 2018 20:00:00 -0500

Opening: Has Been (William Shatner)
Bruce is uninstalled as Master (like PC bloat-ware)
Sir John's ugly Christmas jacket . . . still not as bad a Bruce's replacement's
Being re-installed in the East for the THIRD time?!
Worshipless-again Bruce receives a George Washington Masonic tie from the Craft
Tony tries to do something nice for Bruce, for real
"Mason of the Year", does your Lodge really do that?
The Hanukkah from hell - Harlan celebrates the miracle of survival
Our growing sister-lodge ties with P.H.A.
"Worshipful Nipples"
Professional Badminton is apparently a real thing
Time for a Lodge dodge ball tournament
The case of the missing plaque
Closing: Tennis Court (Lorde)
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Episode 184: The Land of Oz

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 10 Jan 2018 19:00:00 -0500

Opening: Down Under (Men at Work)
We're back after losing (yet another) beloved Brother
Nick popped in before the show . . . from Austrailia
Harlan goes to the Education Association to harass Scotty from the Block
Prince Hall installations and Black & White dress code
John stirs the pot with some internet racists (with dues cards)
Tony pops in . . . Without costume this time
Amazon's Alexa goes all the way?
We do it all for the sunshade, and we'd do it again
Chili cook-off time is coming and the plotting has already begun
Tony picks up a new sponsor for us
Nick re-joins us from the Merry Old Land of Oz
. , , and shares how awesome Australian Masonry is
Crocodile Dundee and Steve Erwin are NOT the same. At all.
Why doesn't Australia have Amazon yet?!
Blowing out Jesus' 8 birthday candles
Bruce is out-gaveled by a Warden
Hello to our Australian Brethren!
Closing: Black or White (Michael Jackson)
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Episode 183: Wannabes and Has-Beens

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 26 Dec 2017 19:00:00 -0500

Opening: As Good As I Once Was (Toby Keith)
Scotty from the Block returns to hang out After Lodge
It's a full house tonight: Scott, Tony, Bruce, John, Jeff, and Harlan
Our Tiler masses an arsenal so Scott will come visit us
Scott is going out and Bruce is coming in
Bruce's secret to success in the East
Harlen's political commitments take him over - he's back to the box
Tuxedo fashion tips for the modern man
Christmas time is coming, and Bruce must stop it
Some more tips for Masters - parliamentary procedure
Master's jewel allowance? WHAT is this?!
Our Masonic Relief Committee
Closing: Master of Puppets (Metallica)
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Episode 182: Plumbin' Around

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 20 Dec 2017 21:45:00 -0500

Opening: What's My Age Again? (blink-182)
Bruce cites to the bylaws of the show - that could be dangerous
Sir Helcl returns and continues to insist that Minnesota is important
Times are changing, kids these days like baseball?
We conceive StopEmail.org
What is a Banana Hammock? Is it a special kind of apron?
Harlen doing show notes in the middle of the show
BBC Documentary on Female Masons
Why co-masonry is a bad idea
Harlan causes controversy with exposing non-Christianity in Lodge
Proper equipment for Lodge bathrooms
Don't drive in Dallas
Bruce is almost a has been
Closing: Space Oddity (David Bowie)
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Episode 181: Cracking the Code

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Dec 2017 16:00:00 -0500

Opening: Safety Dance (Men Without Hats)
Nick is back . . . and Sir John is still here; Cartman never left
Unpaid shout outs to the Gibson Research Corporation
Tales from the big Tony Halloween party (the ones we can remember)
Harlan decided not to wear a flag suit for Halloween, but not because he found sense
Why does John wear a 3-piece suit on the show? Harlan doesn't even wear a suit on the show!
Is anyone a member of the Royal Order of Scotland?
Fantasy authors and borrowing Masonic symbology
You WILL use my fraternal title, even in the supermarket!
Harlan has another battle with the stop sign by the Lodge
Nick asks the York Rite: "when will we ever get rid of the Class A uniform?"
"How do you be Catholic?" - Harlan wants to know
A lesson in York Rite dress code
Dropping titles when you're done with the job . . . it's a good thing
What's happening with the Winding Stairs Facebook group?
If you won $65,000,000, how much would you give your Lodge?
Nobody else can handle the outro
Closing: Paradise by the Dashboard Light (Meat Loaf)
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Episode 180: THOUSANDS of Years

The After Lodge Crew — Sat, 25 Nov 2017 08:00:00 -0500

Opening: Dude (Looks Like A Lady) (Aerosmith)
We're practicing our parliamentary procedure - and we're all out of order
The good news is: Bruce survived Grand Lodge
Just how exactly DO you tune a pipe organ?!
Why there is no distance too far when it comes to burying our Brothers
Tony shows up . . . almost at the beginning
To answer last week's question: no, we will not be opening on the appropriate degree in our jurisdiction
We have been reading minutes on the Master Mason Degree, and only there, for THOUSANDS of years
A story in proper propane safety, and Tony's mercenary motives
The hopes and dreams of Masters - a list of Bruce's top accomplishments
We found Nick! He was busy investigating a cop. What NOT to tell a candidate's wife
Finding your old bitcoin wallet and don't take investing advice from Harlan
Have you guys been getting the "good news" delivered at Lodge too?
Masonic fashion (yes, it's funny) controversy: cummerbund or waistcoat?
Just don't forget your lapel extender
Closing: Cocaine (Eric Clapton)
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Episode 179: Paving Over

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 22 Nov 2017 12:00:00 -0500

Opening: All For One (Gangstagrass)
All of our friends have abandoned us . . .
Tony rigs the "favorite hosts" Facebook poll just like the Chili Cookoff
Where we're doing next week - doing something awesome with a Lodge patron
Harlan cooks challah - maybe
Can you buy good ritual work with food?
Will we finally allow our Lodges to open on the appropriate degree? Probably not . . .
Is it worse when an EA doesn't finish, or a MM doesn't come back?
Harlan coaches Bruce on what NOT to do at Grand Lodge
Is Hugh Hefner actually in a "better" place?
Harlan accosts a media executive for cancelling H2, on behalf of everyone
The parking lot got done, and now we're bankrupt
Tony finally shows up and explains why Bruce wasn't invited to the big Halloween party
Closing: You'll Never Leave Harlan Alive (Brad Paisley)
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Episode 178: Paving the Way

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 25 Oct 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Dirty Little Secret (The All-American Rejects)
Nick survived the hurricane . . . are we happy about it?
Bruce decides his PC doesn't need a heat sink and records hot
Masonic podcasts are no longer a novelty
What it's like being "internet famous"
Harlan's daughter trolls Bruce in front of our Lodge, guests, etc.
The After Lodge Lodge bankrupts itself on a parking lot
Landscaper Josh and Co. move our shed . . . with ratchet straps
Can you wear a hat with no face?
Progressive line vs. effective ritual, we're at an impasse
Is a kippah a hat for Lodge covering purposes?
Bruce continues his webcam strike
Welcome back to the guys from #python IRC!
Closing: It's My Life (Bon Jovi)
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Episode 177: Nick's Basement

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 24 Sep 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: My Evil Ways (The Nearly Deads)
We're sheltering in Nick's basement, waiting on Hurricane Harvey
Harlan accidentally sends the show link to #python (FreeNode IRC) - "this is how you get cowans!"
We spend most of the show hassling Nick about why he is still in Florida
Some of the hassling was deserved . . . he ate the food stash before the rain came
Guns in Lodge but not in a hurricane aftermath? Knock it off!
How not to conduct a Facebook poll
The After Lodge rescue plan: "Operation Divert Resources to Save Us Instead"
Our recent EA degree and issues caused with differing ritual standards
Harlan puts on bibbed overalls for the first time in his life - then goes to a bar
Some cool stuff from our jurisdiction to help out in Houston
Florida Lodges serving as shelters
Nick tries to bring up "The Better Angels of our Nature" and Tony pounces in
Taking Tony's pontoon boat down to rescue Nick - that's our kind of comedy
Tony crashes a Shriner meeting (he's not a Shriner)
Day laborers turn the cards in Florida, and Harlan loves it!
Investigating committees, confidential information, and the awkward question of what duty is owed to who
Closing: The Pretender (Foo Fighters)
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Episode 176: The Grand Generalissimo

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 12 Sep 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Jerusalem (Matisyahu)
Where is Nick?! Busted!!!
Welcome Sir. John E. Helcl, from Minnesota, our special guest for the evening
Technical difficulties make it . . . rough, for a while
Sir. Helcl explains his tenuous connections to "Nikky Johnson"
Nick left us with a big York Rite figure, and none of us are York Rite Masons
Other Nick (/u/millennialfreemason) joins us and brings more technical difficulties
Allowing the "Cap and Mantle" as standard uniform at York Rite meetings
Should we lower the number of men required to open a Commandary?
Comparing pipe organs: York Rite or Scottish Rite?
Sir. Helcl joins Harlan in rebutting the Templar lineage
Harlan's exit strategy for the Secretary's desk
Nick's new blog post - stop propping up zombie Lodges
Honorary bodies in the York Rite - is this the future of the Knights of St. Andrew?!
Does the Scottish Rite hierarchy curiously resemble that of the Roman Catholic Church?
Can the After Lodge method save a dying Chapter/Council?
Technical difficulties end the show
Closing: In Hell I'll be in Good Company (The Dead South)
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Episode 175: Bro. Bryan Godwin

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 30 Aug 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: A Little Less Conversation (Elvis Presley)
Bro. Bryan Godwin joins us from the "good" State of California
Masonic education and the fallout from Harlan's foot-in-mouth presentation
Should you do education during the stated meeting?
Bro. Godwin's vision of "the perfect Lodge"
Harlan gets called to another Masonic trial
Brewing with Brothers
. . . and then, dues
Instagram, is Bryan shadow banned? "Black Hat" marketing
Bro. Godwin's studio
"Bro Bono"
FreemasonLifestyle.com (and on Instagram)
Closing: Superstition (Stevie Wonder)
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Episode 174: Revenge of the Nicks (Part 2)

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 22 Aug 2017 16:00:00 -0400

Opening: Cover of the Rolling Stone (Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show)
Bro. Nick Johnson (/u/millennialfreemason) returns for Part 2 of hanging out After Lodge
Also . . . the usual crew + Tony; oh, and Nick, Jr.
Harlan announces his plans for "edutainment" at the next Lodge meeting
The statue nazis target Ill. Albert Pike. It's not funny anymore
Harlan goes on the defense for General Lee (and mis-speaks, Lee has a building named for him at U.S.M.A., not a monument)
Confederate soldiers were just men like you and I answering the call of their country, otherwise they would be cowards not worth remembering
Nick turns the conversation to the "deification" of Albert Pike in the Scottish Rite. Conclusion: there isn't any.
A sneak peak of Nick's next blog post
The merits of high population Lodges vs. low population Lodges (i.e. Traditional Observance)
Tony shows up, on the run from his protest participation
Why you should (or shouldn't?) hire another Mason
We finally make Bro. Johnson spill the drama about his exit from The Masonic Roundtable (and are greatly disappointed)
Closing: Mama Tried (Merle Haggard)
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Episode 173: Revenge of the Nicks (Part 1)

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 15 Aug 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Take the Money and Run (Steve Miller Band)
It's a crowded Hangout tonight
We have Chris (/u/bobatspears) back
And Nick Johnson (/u/millennialfreemason) joins us to speak to his recent spark of controversy
Nick-Ur-Buddy fills us in on what he's been up to since his last foray on the After Lodge Podcast
Why has our fraternity failed to capture the full societal spectrum in the modern era?
Masonic membership is not a zero-sum game
Should Freemasonry raise the minimum age (after fighting so hard to lower it)?
Nick claims we (freemasons) are "weird"
Master Masons in the ancient operative Lodge
Harlan fails to back out of his Lodge education commitment
Consent agendas - can your jurisdiction use them?
Stay tuned for next week when Nick returns for Part 2, including the Masonic Roundtable story
Closing: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous (Good Charlotte)
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Episode 172: Elitists Anonymous

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 14 Aug 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Pretty Fly . . . For a White Guy (The Offspring)
Just the usual crew tonight . . . plus Truman
"Social media" guy Nick takes us back on the Facebook - and now we're accountable
We raise some new Brothers at Landscaper Josh's other Lodge and he orders Bruce around
Our numbers are up (but it's not about quantity)!
Tony comes up with a brilliant funding scheme
Aannnnd - we're back on dues. Welcome to the Raising Dues Podcast!
How life memberships work
Social clubs and why your Lodge's well being shouldn't depend on them
Nick-Ur-Buddy starts some controversy . . . and Harlan follows
Harlan chastises Nick and sticks his foot in it
In 100 years, when people ask how Freemasons became Carnies . . .
Meeting on Saturday is awesome!
Closing: Sex And Candy (Marcy Playground)
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Episode 171: Meridian of Existence

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 03 Aug 2017 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: Sugar, We're Goin' Down (Fall Out Boy)
Harlan's wife gives in and he gets (another) desk . . . but he has to move it
Passing the meridian of existence
"Do you even Freemasonry, brah?"
"Do you even David, brah?"
Why are FL Master Mason degrees so short?
/u/captain-fartcicle, where are you?!
Bro. Squared heads off to Pokemon-Fest
Bruce actually did something producer-y
Nick discovers the R.o.J.
What was the deal with Insane Clown Posse? And how is that related to the Craft?
A tragic incident among the Brethren
A soccer mom hunts down leaders of our Lodge
"Do you even Game of Thrones, brah?"
Lesser light lasers
Closing: Move Along (The All-American Rejects)
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Episode 170: Pink Aprons

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 24 Jul 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: In The End (Linkin Park)
Worshipful Producer Bruce survives Prime Day!
Nick and Cartman are back
Chris (/u/BobatSpears) joins us to hang out after Lodge
Harlan bids farewell to his beloved Rottweiler . . . what color is his hat?
Nick makes pink aprons for his York Rite chapter
Watching us record the podcast, our number one way to loose fans
What is with Grand Lodges and the alcohol trigger?!
Pledge of Allegiance and its proper place in Lodge
Bro.^2 continues his plans for war with a neighboring Lodge
Doctor Who deviates from the historical path of liberty
Pennsylvania ritual compared to . . . well, everyone else
Drug addicts and fiscally responsible government vs. just being an ass - Ohio again
We give the blueprint for how to steal our trademarks, but Nick still won't go for it
Closing: Nobody Can Save Me (Linkin Park)
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Episode 169: In the Before Times

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Jul 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: Come with Me Now (Kongos)
Harlan returns to broadcasting from the Secretary's desk
Cartman comes back to hang out After Lodge
Nick crashes the party with his 3DK pals
Harlan debates the merits of Templary and other baseless fancifulness with Jason M.
The 3DK hosts ridicule Libertarians for a while
"In the before times . . . " (anytime before 1988)
The Chaplain crashes the party, and Harlan's desk and violates the East
How much does a Knights Templar uniform cost?
And of course, we have to discuss the spoils of the big fair - Cartman offers a new member's perspective
. . . and back to more Libertarian bashing. Sheesh, guys!
Ethnic "towns" in New York City, it's all about the food
NEW: G.P.A.C. does the outro!
Closing: Click Click Boom (Saliva)
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Episode 168: On Secretaries and Shortcuts

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 10 Jul 2017 18:00:00 -0400

Opening: Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes)
The crew broadcasts from new and interesting places
The first fair proves fruitful on the new membership front
Sometimes you can't win as Secretary - the story of the failed good deed
It's G.P.A.C.'s birthday, nobody remembered, so he tries to be subtle
Harlan does a visual demonstration of the Knickerbuddy Bar . . . on audio
A Brother's first Lodge contact in 20 years: a dues notice
Our secretary is two papers away from the "box of shame"
Nick and David take over the York Rite . . . all of it
Boring technical advice for Secretaries
We have to re-hash the "guns in Lodge" thing again
Getting degrees in another country to speed things up
Bruce shuts down one of our members trying to do such things
"Conversing with Clandies" - a recurring story by Ass. Producer Nick
And of course, we get stuck on more upcoming fair talk; there will be bouncy houses
Officers pretending they don't want the job, but desperately want it
Closing: Steady, As She Goes (The Raconteurs)
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Episode 167: Shooting the Messenger

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 19 Jun 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: Clint Eastwood (Gorillaz)
Bro. Payne joins us (Scotty from the Block) to hang out after lodge
Harlan's son, the future Grand Master, makes an appearance
Scotty tries to scalp our guest hosts for his own Lodge
The importance of meeting Brothers outside of Lodge, as told by Tony
Children and carnies . . .
Scott pushes another of Harlan's buttons: guns in Lodge
. . . and that goes on, for a while
Closing: Hungry Heart (Bruce Springsteen)
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Episode 166: Live from the Fair

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 30 May 2017 02:00:00 -0400

WARNING: This show was recorded live from a city fair . . . on cell phones, so, be nice
The After Lodge Crew decides to broadcast Friday night from the big fair
Nick starts broadcasting before the crew is ready, because, why not?
Everyone ends up hiding in Tony's car . . . except for Cartman
A police officer rage quits mid-fair
We manage to run a fair and record a podcast at the same time, doing both . . . poorly
Bruce recruits a lead singer for our Lodge
Josh is attacked by a local user
Harlan terrorizes the crowd by walking around with Arabic Coke
The "jungle juice" makes its annual comeback
Worst advice ever: start a fair!
Closing: Carousel (Melanie Martinez)
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Episode 165: Bro. Bryan Simmons

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 18 May 2017 09:30:00 -0400

Opening: Mr. Brightside (The Killers)
Bro. Bryan Simmons joins the crew to discuss leveraging social media and bringing a Lodge to the modern era
The most popular Masonic Facebook page in the world
Bro. Simmons succeeds in making the After Lodge Lodge self conscious
Harlan reviews his time on Masonic Jury Duty (it was about Facebook)
Don't represent yourself . . . you have a fool for a client
In one Grand Lodge, the Grand Master IS the Masonic Trial
Annual scheduled degree nights/seasons - can they work?
Dealing with the "old guard" in your Lodge
Lodge with out minutes is nothing short of clandestine
Why Lodge arguments are actually a good sign in most cases
The merits of "Masonic Federalism"
Closing: Tribute (Tenacious D)
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Episode 164: Hiram's Angels

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 May 2017 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: Little Honda (The Beach Boys)
Bro. Nathan (irc; Mytos) shows up to harass the crew
Broken promises and missed opportunities
What ever happened to Solfire?!
An introduction to the Widow's Sons Motorcycle Rider's Association
Tony shows up late and asks if he can join on his moped
Misconceptions about the Widow's Sons
Charitable works of the Sons
The sign catastrophe - what happens when you hit and run
More reasons to hang out on IRC
Closing: Wanted Dead or Alive (Bon Jovi)
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Episode 163: The Other Father Tony

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 20 Apr 2017 20:00:00 -0400

Opening: My Name is Human (Highly Suspect)
Bro. Anthony Silvia, Fr. joins us to hang out After Lodge
Bro. Silvia discusses an introduction to Gnosticism
The crew admonishes Nick to go to Red Bull Addicts Anonymous
Harlan gets summonsed to (Masonic) jury duty, and Bruce can't get him out
What is the Johannite Church?
The "Ultimate Goal" of the After Lodge Podcast, and how it ends
Why is Mr. Robot the most gnostic show on television?
Harlan makes a metaphor using compasses (yes, plural compasses!)
7 Things I Wish I Knew Before Becoming a Freemason
Throwing back to sun shades
Check out Father Silvia's show at GnosticWisdom.net
Oh, and buy some cool fashion at vitriolshop.com
Closing: Step Out Into the Light (Matisyahu)
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Episode 162: Square and Kadashes

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Apr 2017 21:00:00 -0400

Opening: Rocket Man (cover by Iron Horse)
Nick (/u/swimbikerunrun) has a personal coach . . . a lady coach
Freemasonry niche-clubs, chess, running, etc.
Which Bing Bang Theory characters represent the guys from your Lodge?
Do you have wi-fi at your Lodge?
Bruce's plans to carry the milk on the Martian colony
We cause our usual ruckus at the District Meeting
Tony begins texting the cast throughout the show, but never joins
Harlan blows the lid off of Rev. Tony's social facade
Nick gets trolled by a Rainbow Girl . . . like some other guys we know
How does your wife respond when you randomly encounter new Masons in public?
Harlan leads the Council of Kadosh - and he knows basically nothing about it
Henceforth: the instruments shall be known as: THE SQUARE AND KADASHES
What to do if you don't feel like going to Lodge? Go to Lodge
We plug Slack (the app), use it for your Lodge, you won't be sorry
Recap: why Ohio is always wrong
Closing: Take Me (Korn)
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Episode 161: The Return of Jorge

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 02 Apr 2017 19:00:00 -0400

Opening: White and Nerdy (Weird Al Yankovic)
Jorge is back for more After Lodge good times!
Harlan plays the accidental racist . . . again
Learning "illicit metrics" and how to convert them to standard measurements
Jorge shaved his beard and is no longer mistaken for I.S.I.S.
Where did we (Freemasons) come from, anyways?!
Closing: Wake Up Call (Maroon 5)
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Episode 160: Carpet Bagging

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 26 Mar 2017 20:15:00 -0400

Opening: Ain't No Rest for the Wicked (Cage The Elephant)
Someone should explain to Nick (/u/swimbikerunrun) what a "Carpet Bagger" is
Bro. Riley calls in sick
Harlan explains the absence of show postings recently
The Lodge put together a "Meal Train" for Harlan's family during the hospital stay, it's a cool idea for your Lodge
Harlan reflects on his "single dad" experience . . . he wasn't fond of it
Tony shows up with spiritual insights and poop stories
Who eats dessert at a restaurant?!
"The 47th Problem of The Eucharist"
We take turns explaining Carpet Bagger to Nick . . . and Tony does it wrong
More pancake conspiracies
If millennials were to start Freemasonry today, what symbols would they use?
Intellectual property laws and the Square and Compass
Nick visits a "family" Lodge in Italy and almost gets disappeared
DeMolay presentations, and why you should invite the boys to your Lodge
Does your ritual also include floor work?
The Chaplain and the Lost Tribes of Israel, or just one in particular
Countenancing disloyalty and rebellion
Where to find the Manly P. Hall lectures (for free)
How to keep guys around after Lodge
Budgeting and tax advice, but you should consult your own accountant
Intentional racism seems to sound less bad than the accidental racism that comes up from time to time
Closing: Forget You (Cee Lo Green)
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Episode 159: The Demise of Cracker Jacks

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 26 Mar 2017 17:00:00 -0400

Opening: Long Hard Times to Come (Gangstagrass)
Why does Tony get to have all the fun with the most awesome job ever?!
What happens when your Lodge turns back in to a pumpkin at midnight?
Ass. Producer Marshall physically drags Harlan out of open Lodge
G.P.A.C. attempts to ask Harlan if the Lodge can spare $15k - you can imagine the rest
Cracker Jacks are the reason that people do heroine
Harlan discovers Gangstagrass - it isn't what Bruce thought
Wrongs in the Scottish Rite?
More De Hoyos fan-boi-ism
Today was International Women's Day . . . don't worry, we didn't know either
What was William Morgan really planning to expose?
Local Arch Diocese re-affirms ban on Freemasonry
A manual on how to kill your Lodge, in 10 easy steps!
What the hell is going on in Italy, anyways?
Closing: Bound to Ride (Gangstagrass)
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Episode 158: Harlan Made a New Mason

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 02 Mar 2017 20:00:00 -0500

Opening: The Catalyst (Linkin Park)
We're back on the air with Nick after an extended hiatus
Harlan's son was born last week . . . and apparently the show does not go on without him
Nick is made an official part of the crew by Harlan's daughter
Harlan's daughter has a big crush on Worshipful Producer Bruce
Move over old dog, the new dog is moving in (to your office)
Plugging for the Scottish Rite Research Society
We finally found food for our Lodge's big annual dinner
Harlan misses Lodge . . . twice, it's a new record
For some reason, we start discussing midwiffery and babies
Did you know George Washington was a Mason?!
We meet a trucker from out of town, and it's not /u/The_Past_Master
When you see a crowd of people running, it might be a good idea to follow them
Nick witnesses a real life dues increase conversation, it was exactly like you've always heard
Tiered dues structures - can you, should you?
Harlan has been on a news fast, can it last?
Closing: Cat's In the Cradle (Harry Chapin)
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Episode 157: Charlatanism

The After Lodge Crew — Sat, 11 Feb 2017 19:00:00 -0500

Opening: Sabotage (Beastie Boys)
We had big plans for the evening, but had to settle for R.W. Landscaper Josh
Tony gets snowed in on the wrong side of Pennsylvania
Chili Cook off fallout
Harlan's daughter plays "Lodge"
Lifetime memberships and demits
Freemasonry and emotions
What is Martinism anyways?
Using Masonry for profit
Are we Masonic charlatans? An analysis provided by /u/jason_mitchell
Will Bro. Apathy return to represent the East Side of After Lodge?
Closing: Killing in the Name (Rage Against the Machine)
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Episode 156: Who's Driving This Train?!

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 01 Feb 2017 20:00:00 -0500

Opening: Move it on Over (Hank Williams)
Intern Producer Nick (/u/swimbikerunrun) joins us again for another round of After Lodge banter
G.P.A.C. continues shedding tears about his electoral defeat to R.W. Landscaper Josh
Jeff Cartman is back, and somehow made it past the extensive balloting process for our Lodge
Harlan begins the process of hounding Jeff about his dues money (he's been a member for 2 days)
Tony reviews the terms of when you "have" to give a Brother money
We discuss the mysteries of the Lodge by-laws
The chili cook-off is right around the corner, and the trash talking has commenced
Nobody is really producing the show these days . . . now hiring!
Bro. David Riley proclaims that Freemasonry is, indeed, a feminist institution
Nick shares the results from his Millennial Masonic survey
Closing: Come As You Are (Nirvana)
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Episode 155: Jorge Washington

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 24 Jan 2017 20:00:00 -0500

Opening: Crossroads (Matisyahu)
R.W. Landscaper Josh returns for another show, and he brought a friend
Jorge W. Washington, the seasoned ladies' favorite milk man
Our industrious Brother stops by and rebuilds the Lodge shed . . . correctly!
Jorge shows off his Templar sword collection, but he looks like a Muslim?
A humorous review of the 6,000 Masonic sub-organizations and their respective stances on prohibition
Josh can't wear his giant custom art-work apron in Jorge's Lodge
Traveling out of your own jurisdiction is one of the coolest experiences in the fraternity
G.P.A.C. shows up and Jorge professes his long-time admiration
The Chaplain is overly concerned with the Arab likeness of our guest
Harlan (re)discovers the infamous "Stonecutters" group
The old man causes a brief nerd-out before retiring
Closing: Livin' La Vida Loca (Ricky Martin)
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Episode 154: Cartman Hangs Out After Lodge

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 12 Jan 2017 21:00:00 -0500

Bro. Jeff (or Todd, or Steve . . . henceforth "Cartman") hangs out After Lodge with us
There's a mutiny brewing in Worshipful Producer Bruce's Lodge, and it's not even the second month!
Our Lodge's shed is gone . . . just gone with the wind
Harlan is heading to the National Carnie Convention this weekend
Cartman describes why he started hanging out at the After Lodge Lodge
The crew reminds him that his statements on the show will have "little to no" impact on the upcoming membership vote
G.P.A.C. spends so much money on Candy Crush that he has to hide if from his wife
There's no end, you pay a lot of money, and wait for new content . . . name that video game!
Tony gets real with Jeff about why he thinks our Lodge is different than elsewhere
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Episode 153: The Landscaper's Lodge

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 05 Jan 2017 21:00:00 -0500

Right Worshipful Landscaper Josh joins us after a long hiatus
The R.W. has been busy constructing the first "new" (read: not merged) Lodge our jurisdiction has seen in many men's lifetime
Josh describes the dedication ceremony and the construction process of the new Lodge
A unique place for our elder Brethren who are residents at our Grand Lodge "Villages"
They spent $20,000 on the mosaic tile?!
There was quite literally a clap of thunder when Josh was seated in the Chaplain's chair on Installation night
Bro. Chad Bromley ("Apathy") is featured on the cover of a Masonic magazine
Josh promises not to go all fan-girl if we can get Chad back on the show
Worshipful Master/Producer Bruce discusses the upcoming plans for our Lodge (hint: it's boring)
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Episode 152: What to Expect When You're Expecting . . . Initiation

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 29 Dec 2016 21:00:00 -0500

Matt is back from the Ruins of Detroit to catch Ass. Producer Marshall
How many producers does this show have? Ass. Producer Nick is back as well
G.P.A.C. confounds Harlan with the YouTube! live stream
Since Marshall is the Tiler, is Tyler the Marshall now?
We discuss the various things you can expect when you're expecting . . . Initiation
How does our Lodge find candidates? How many?
What do we do with the infamous "Chamber of Reflection"
Harlan demonstrates his hypocrisy regarding "goat" jokes
Happy New Year from the After Lodge Crew!
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Episode 151: Ruins of Detroit

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 22 Dec 2016 21:00:00 -0500

Bro. "Big" Matt returns after a multi-year hiatus to hang out with us in the ruins of Detroit
Worshipless Producer Bruce is "Worshipful" Producer Bruce for the next 12 months
G.P.A.C. (Grumpy Past Angry Chaplain) shows up in a Santa suit - with a bottle of whiskey
Gift ideas from G.P.A.C. Santa
Matt offers his condolences/congratulations to Bruce, as he just ended his term in the East
Harlan spends the entire hour making bad jabs a Detroit
Installation happened at the After Lodge Lodge - Josh was actually installed as Chaplain
Detroit is home to the largest Masonic temple in the world (and it's not an abandoned warehouse bought at auction)
Michigan swing-state voters managed to keep the election from tearing apart their Lodges
We share some old stories from Matt's time here in town with us
G.P.A.C. (rhymes with "Tupac") is confused about what to do with his hands now that he's not in an officer's chair
What does our Lodge have to offer "side-liners"
Merry Christmas everyone! (especially Worshipful Producer Bruce, since all the packages will be delivered by then)
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Episode 150: Contemplative Masonry

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 14 Dec 2016 23:00:00 -0500

Worshipless Producer Bruce is still out delivering packages (thank you for your service)
Bro. Chuck Dunning, author of Contemplative Masonry (Amazon) joins us this week
Bro. David Riley and /u/swimbikerunrun (Nick) return for another show
Harlan struggles over what to call the Angry Chaplain after he is no longer a Chaplain
Why did (soon-to-be-Worshipful) Producer Bruce fire the Chaplain?
Harlan's daughter thinks he lives "at Lodge"
Some priceless memories garnered from our Lodges
Bro. Dunning walks us through the subject of "Contemplative Masonry" and the place of meditation/mindfulness in the Craft
No Hermeticism, Alchemy, Kabbalah, etc. necessary - Freemasonry provides all the tools that you require
Tips on cultivating awareness in Lodge
Harlan tries to shoehorn the Chamber of Reflection into yet another discussion where it doesn't belong
The Academy of Reflection from the Southern jurisdiction of the A.A.S.R.
Why charity (love) really is the most important of the rungs
Further contact information for Bro. Dunning
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Special Guest: Chuck Dunning.

Episode 149: The Masonic Journey with Ill. Robert Davis, 33°

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 07 Dec 2016 21:00:00 -0500

Ill. Robert Davis, 33° joins us to co-host this week
Harlan falls apart on show preparation, Worshipless Producer Bruce lets him flounder
Christmas time is the merriest time of year with the Postal Service
Bro. David Riley schools Florida Lodges on "impermissible innovations in the body of Masonry"
What caused the decline in twentieth century in Freemasonry?
The Masonic Journey towards enlightened manhood
Questions from the IRC Live Stream
How to revive a dying Lodge
What should a young Mason be focusing on?
Ill. Davis is the author of The Masons Words, available now on Amazon
You can follow up with Ill. Davis: bobg at nstar dot net
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Episode 148: Bro. Riley Mic Drops

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 23 Nov 2016 20:00:00 -0500

Bro. Nick (/u/swimbikerunrun) joins us again this week
And our special guest for the evening: Bro. David Riley, PM
After exchanging pleasantries, Bro. Riley shares his history with the Craft
"A Highly Spiritual Initiation Experience"
Lodge buildings - and why we need to invest in them or get rid of them
The "fraternal bubble" is continuing to pop, but the fraternity is not "dying"
Millennials are pressing the Craft to live up to its values faster than we thought
Grand Lodges and the centralization of power . . . whose standard is "standardized" ritual?
Appendant bodies - is there still a place for them in the future of Freemasonry?
Differences in the Northern and Southern Scottish Rite jurisdictions
How do we reconcile the existence of the Commandery as an appendant body?
Today is the birthday of our all too prematurely late Bro. Ralphie
Those precious moments that define what it is to be a Freemason
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Special Guest: David Riley.

Episode 147: Propane & Brimstone

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 16 Nov 2016 21:00:00 -0500

Conspiring for better guests in the future
What's happened since the last show?
Diagramming the Deity
Did we really refer to Muslims as "Mohammadians" back in the day?
The Chaplain discovers the difference between Hindus and Pakistanis
Snack time - Culver's Ice Cream, Oreos, and plundered Halloween candy
Local ghosts leave Bruce a present to let him know that he's "t"errific
Our Master moved a degree without telling Bruce, at least a dozen times in two weeks
When deer fight back . . .
Masonic celebrity treats Harlan like he treats everyone else.
The American Flag apron. If we catch you wearing one (or owning, or purchasing one), physical comedy will ensue
Starting in 2019, hybrid cars will have to make artificial noise at low speeds
How do you explain the Tilers job to outsiders?
Why don't more Brothers come to Lodge, really?
The Chaplain takes a geography class
Don't wear a safety pin, just be what we profess to be.
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Episode 146: IRC Free for All

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 09 Nov 2016 22:00:00 -0500

Tonight is Election Night, so we celebrate the occasion with an "IRC Free for All"
Some guys from the IRC channel pop in, others watch the live stream for off-air comment
What actually happens in the channel? A lot of idling, until someone pipes up, then it gets awesome (especially if you're there at work)
There's no avoiding us monitoring election returns as they come in . . . so far, as everyone expected
Virtual Lodges, it's a thing, does anyone know about them?
What do the IRC guys' Lodges do for education? What about the After Lodge crew?
A hypothetical Brother dies, he really wanted a Masonic funeral, but his family now refuses
How many nights per week do we spend on Freemasonry?
"Now brought to you by Culver's Ice Cream" because Canada Dry sucks!
Trump has taken Ohio, Florida, and North Carolina - and IRC reacts
Election banter/jokes continue as the Chaplain hides in his bunkers
Is it the Boomers' fault?!
How to make your pancake breakfast profitable (and the one item that will kill it)
Reporting live from New York Time Square . . . it's not exciting
How often does your Lodge practice ritual work?
The Pledge of Allegiance in open Lodge is brought up for the 100th time on this show
Evangelizing for IRC - you're missing out!
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Episode 145: (Re-Release 13) Turtle Tipping

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 03 Nov 2016 22:00:00 -0400

This is a re-release of Episode 13 from the archives, published on March 31, 2014. It was the first of our (misguided) "special segment" weeks. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of.
Harlan's blue collar abilities
Introducing the SRWWiYCaFyOWaVaP (Scottish Rite Where When You Commit a Felony You Only Watch a Video About Prison) Whiteboard
Harlan introduces a new weekly segment
Practicing FreeJasonry
Our first Cease and Desist order!
The Chaplain finds our phone number - there is a snitch in our midst
A culture of "Oneupsmanship"
Which V.S.L. should a Deist use?
Hipster Freemasons and Pabst Blue Ribbon
Masonic proving questions in public
Turtles?!
Someone in r/Askreddit questions if Masons are still legit
Harlan one-ups Jason. Again. I don't think these guys get it.
An Atheist asks why. We ask him when his church meets.
BLOers (Blue Lodge-Only)
Harlan's bath-house adventures
Is there really a need for appendant bodies?
Blips in the show
Jason is "cruft"?!
Still more of Harlan's floors, and more Mexican-ese.
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Episode 144: Kentucky John

The After Lodge Crew — Thu, 20 Oct 2016 21:00:00 -0400

Our guest this week: Worshipful John Cissell from Kentucky
All about Kentucky's Grand Lodge communication this week
Of course, the big thing: A resolution allowing inter-visitation with M.W. Prince Hall affiliated Lodges
How the Masonic system of recognition causes chaos when you have overlapping jurisdictions . . . it's not really that hard
Other news: Kentucky stays legislation to allow business meetings to take place on the Entered Apprentice Degree
Is Kentucky Freemasonry moving in with the rest of the Union and abandoning the "Old South"?
Why do people in Kentucky seem to be so confused? John gives some insight into the "Civil" history of the Commonwealth
Kentucky Lodges give away truck loads of bicycles to school kids
Producer Bruce shares some advice for incoming Masters
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Episode 143: Coke Paraphernalia

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 12 Oct 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Our guest this week: /u/Brother_Coke_Guy
The Chaplain arrives "on time" for the first time . . . still late
Rev. Chaplain is a "sheep in wolf's clothing" down in Gatlinburg, TN - pushing the Trump agenda
Accelerated membership pins for older members?
Bro.^2 gets hitched in an old-timey movie themed wedding
What to do when a Brother dies and everyone is out of town during the funeral?
The Chaplain's Masonic "stick"
Bro. Coke Guy questions what happens when your Lodge doesn't take advantage of a massive fund-raising opportunity
Getting rid of the progressive line?
Is there such a thing as an un-masonic career? Old South prohibition remnants pop up again.
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Episode 142: Millennial Tears

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 05 Oct 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Our guest this week is The Millennial Freemason: Bro. Nick Johnson (33-29)
. . . and we immediately present him with the list of show topics: His Masonic triggers
Nick's sad, fruitless corn dog stand
We discuss some kind of round table . . . thing?
The merits of varying forms of interactive media available to Freemasons
Nick's Bernie Sanders impression is almost too good
Provincialism in lodges creates a stasis, which creates boredom, which creates stagnation
An actual table lodge
The Swedish Rite - Shields, swords, babes, and meatballs, what else could you want?
Monetizing Freemasonry - Useful information vs. snake oil, AKA 'Alchemy: Turning ink into gold'
Everybody's favorite 99th degree Vampire Rabbi Wizard continues to draw our ire/jealousy
Twisting masonic ideology to support either elitism or mediocrity
Getting your money's worth
Pissing off the old Craft
Tony makes an appearance, and Nick shows him some Minnesota-nice
Be sure to visit Nick's blog: The Millenial Freemason (http://www.millennialfreemason.com/)
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Episode 141: Big Fish in a Salt Lake

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 28 Sep 2016 21:00:00 -0400

Our guest this week: The fantastic Jason Mitchell!
Tony makes technology user-unfriendly
We accidentally talk dues again
Freemasonry is what you take from it...unless you take something stupid
Making gold from lead, and other alchemical "secrets"
Masonic stalking
Personal lodge pet peeves amongst the group
You can't have an after lodge if you don't have enough members for lodge
The Book of Mormon is not a VSL in Utah, and other fun Utah facts
Our district is the best district
Every poor child's most-wanted donation: a horse
Multiple GLs in larger states, and state-lines for jurisdictions versus distance
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Episode 140: Seattle Shrine Convention

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 21 Sep 2016 21:00:00 -0400

Despite a changed format, The Chaplain still manages to crash the show. From Charlotte, NC, no less.
/u/SeattleShriner is our guest this week! And Tony starts in on him right away
The upsides and downsides to having video on an audio show
Harlan and Bruce attempt to start the show, but Security bum rushes Tony, and then he takes us to the bathroom
Seattle Shriner gives us his Masonic-bio
The Chaplain encounters an incredibly knowledgeable security guard ever
The Corn, Wine, and Oil blog posted an interesting article (5 years ago...) about differences between 18th century and modern Freemasonry. We discuss.
Washington is doing it right...but which Washington was it named for?
The Golden Era of Freemasonry in the States was apparently otherwise boring
"I am the Commander...of the Council...of Swordplay!" - Afterlodge Harlan
What has Masonry given you? (with a couple fresh answers)
Harlan reverses his opinion on the Shrine
The Chaplain disappears amidst rioting in Charlotte
Who copied who?
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Episode 139: Tiki Tuna

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 14 Sep 2016 23:00:00 -0400

After a couple weeks of vacation, Harlan and Bruce find their way back to a microphone
/u/TikiJack joins us as the After Lodge crew goes on (virtual) tour
Harlan sues himself for medical bills
We finally break silence on Arkansas
Harlan decides more vetting is needed for future co-hosts
Bruce and Tiki discuss the merits of slurping tuna through a tiki mask
What is the most important lecture of the three degrees?
Technical difficulties - Harlan looks to Google to bail us out
We conclude our desperate efforts to remain relevant for this week
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Episode 138: Parting on the Square

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Aug 2016 21:00:00 -0400

The Chaplain is still searching for the right kind of mustard for his chocolate cake
Last night's Entered Apprentice Degree . . . serving two Masters?
Our Lodge (as in: the building) attempts to behead a few members
Producer Bruce managed to almost loose a finger in the same manner
We cooked the new Apprentices for a bit too long
Harlan takes up driving for Lyft as well . . . crashes his phone
The summer games (of Overwatch) are ending soon
Why was the Naked Emperor Trump wearing a Masonic ring?!
Harlan finally reads one item of literature that is somehow related to Steven Avery
Producer Bruce considers reviving his Cereal podcast
We are definitely a Podcast for useless knowledge
How far did Stretch Armstrong stretch?
Some guy on Reddit has smoked himself stupid
Masonic T-Shirt ideas for Pride Parade
Why is the F-Bomb so special?
Jason makes his final host address . . . and parts upon the square
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Episode 137: Burn the Couch

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 15 Aug 2016 23:45:00 -0400

Harlan takes a step back in to the '90s
After Lodge Studios - improving ratings by pissing people off
Jason goes plumbing with the Grand Landscaper
Jason, Jr. starts kindergarten, "good and bad" other details elude us
The legal implications of some Avery nonsense
Harlan messes up a Trump/Clinton/Kennedy/Clinton/90s/60s/conspiracy/history setup . . . really bad
Conclusion: rich people die rich deaths, and Harlan is broken
More Overwatch jokes
The peak of the American Republic (system) - 19th century, or World War II?
HFAF - a Female "Masonic" Grand Lodge. Do they have larger kitchens?
The Glenn Beck Whiteboard is out of commission while receiving upgrades
Harlan and Bruce burn a couch (and don't own trucks). No cleaning necessary, just purify with fire
Producer Bruce gets reported for cheating
Treasurer gets (only) three years for embezzling almost a million dollars
How to deal with flat Earth-ers
Daylight Savings Time, was it Benjamin Franklin's worst idea ever?
What is missing from modern Freemasonry?
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Episode 136: Country Club Hazing

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 Aug 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Worshipless Producer Bruce - doing his job
Welcome to M.M. "Nipples" and our old friend "Fitzy"
Milk men: earning tips with time travel
In the Heat of the Night . . .
Popcorn lung vs. cigarette lung cancer
Producer Bruce reveals his country club leanings
Congratulations to Bro.^3 on being Raised
We discover the Secretary can quit! And . . . Harlan bolts
How does one get nicotine poisoning from e-juice? Bro. Fitzy explains
West Virginia time travel - Go Mart, and the world's last rat tail
Hackers take on Overwatch and Pokémon Go
You aren't hazing properly! Only "my" Lodge does it right
The "failings" of Traditional Observance Lodges
For the two of you listening from Turkey: stop!
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Episode 135: Boiling the Trowel

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 01 Aug 2016 23:00:00 -0400

We figured out what catastrophe happened with the sound last week
Welcome to the Stephen King podcast
Scotty from the Block trips Harlan in to a baby shower - Congratulations, Brother!
Those moments . . . when kids hold up a mirror for you
The law finally catches up with Producer Bruce
Jason departs against medical advice
Harlan's birthday and non-Newtonian fluids
Plugs for guys from that one show about delivery guys
Covering for lost paperwork
Dating a Mason's sister before we becamse Masons . . . "what do?"
Fireworks, or gun shots (or Brother Cubed's car) interrupt the show
Does being a Master Mason automatically create membership in any other organizations?
Harlan renders "what do" advice to a prospective member about keeping secrets from the girlfriend
Episode 135 - done, done, and solved
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Episode 134: Pining for the Past

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 26 Jul 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Jason goes AWOL and Harlan manages to cram in Lady Gaga, Eminem AND Elton John
Harlan becomes an apprentice cab driver so he can get on Your Mom's Milkman, finally
New ideas for providing rides to members who have trouble finding them
Worshipless Producer Bruce launches a ride share company
Bro^2 has a younger brother who is Bro^3's older brother . . . if he joins, is Bro^3 still cubed?
The Chaplain abandons the crew to become spiritual adviser for the Trump campaign
We go N.P.R. for a while
Why did the Chaplain's kids become Soviets?!
Human tendencies to pine for the old days (i.e. ignorance)
Using virtual reality to enhance the degree lectures
What does it mean for the Lodge to be "tiled"?
Standardized ritual - good idea, or invitation for Grand Lodge abuse?
Younger men becoming a more common part of the Craft, you have to let them labor
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Episode 133: Of Mice and Masons

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 18 Jul 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Studio audience: Jazz and two Snorlaxes
Abusing Roberts Rules of Order for personal amusement
Chef Red contributes to our collective Diabetes
Jason misses his installation and Harlan's new car springs a leak
The Chaplain's newest drone shows up . . . and eventually, so does he
Pokémon Go and Master Mason Cooper and the Chaplain swinging Poké Balls
Not all mice are created equal - some of them get fed to Bruce's snake after suffocating in the car
In the end . . . was Freemasonry worth all of the time and money?
Why do we engage in philanthropy?
Chaplain becomes the King . . . Of the Hill
Reviewing things Harlan is bad at
Do you sneak out of Master Mason Degrees early? In states with "full" form sections?
Lodge gets out of financial trouble, is it time to lower dues? Bruce and Harlan don't understand the question
We take a Bible lesson from Joseph: saving for the drought (also the same Joseph that started Goldman Sachs)
Encouraging religious diversity in the Lodge: we welcome many varieties of Christians
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Episode 132: Level Heads

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 11 Jul 2016 23:00:00 -0400

We've settled on . . . average
Should you take a vacation and risk your employer discovering you're unnecessary?
Somehow we review the flaws of the United States Patent Office, specifically software
Jason's magical adventure (vacation) & why Harlan hates water parks
The tragic loss of Brothers in Texas and Minnesota
What should Freemasons do? Start with using logic and the working tools (social media is not a working tool)
Race relations within the Lodge
Should you evaluate the qualifications of an alleged Brother in distress?
Cashing in on the Craft - when is it okay . . . ever?
Congratulations to NASA on the successful deployment of the Juno probe
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Episode 131: No Refunds

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 06 Jul 2016 00:00:00 -0400

Rev. Chaplain liberates a bag of wigs and other bathroom access material from a professional band
He then breaks our sound equipment
Happy Independence Day . . . and "God Save King George!"
We had another fair, with fireworks, beer, and . . . stuff
Jason's Mayor rocks a tuxedo t-shirt
The rain causes kids to fly off of the slide and into the ticket booth
Jason discovers all of the ways one could possibly cheat a carnival
The theme of the weekend: "NO REFUNDS!"
Bro. Son picks a fight with a horse and becomes night-time Fair Director
The Chaplain wins the watermelon eating contest
The African (not -American, just African) selling Confederate memorabilia
Our sound guy makes fun of the town with music selections
Also . . . we had Lodge
Happy Independence Day!
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Episode 130: Welcome to the Jungle

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 28 Jun 2016 09:00:00 -0400

It's just the Original Triumvirate
Harlan works the breakfast to steal donuts for the Podcast . . . without success
Car purchasing tactics
Should I put Freemasonry on my CV?
Is Harlan secretly a French Mason?
Does your Lodge have emergency plans (fires, active shooters, etc.)?
American Separatists: Leaving the Union . . . we've been down that road, just drop it already
If Lindsay Lohan says something is a bad political idea, it is exactly the right thing to do
Worshipless Producer Bruce cracks jokes to himself in a milk truck
What is your Masonic weapon?
How to really piss off /r/freemasonry
Professional protesters and astroturfing
Producer Bruce starts the dues war on a third front
The Chaplain finally shows up to discuss the new Mason lifecycle
Producer Bruce leaves to seek other opinions
This week on: Grand Masters gone Wild . . .
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Episode 129: Politically Incorrect

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 20 Jun 2016 23:15:00 -0400

"Show of Lies!" from the start
Starship Troopers and disbanding with the offensive "black ball" phrase
Harlan is less of a racist when he is trying to be one
Thanks again to Mike and the guys at Midlothian Lodge!
. . . mostly for trying to lock Harlan in your bathroom
Jason and Bruce continue making Overwatch jokes at Harlan's expense
Chasing tumbleweeds and how Producer Bruce plans to cause an ecological disaster
Jason didn't listen to the adage "never meet your heros" and saw Stephen King
Harlan traded the Benz for an Infiniti
Happy Father's Day!
"Weed Guy" lied to his investigating committee. Is all lost?
Explaining Treason vs. High Treason and morning prayers to Donald Trump
Orlando's worst week . . . ever
Trainsmen. Can they join? Is Thomas the Tank Engine really soulless?
Detachable member, Producer Bruce knows all of the extra option packages
Inappropriate Masonic rings?
Worshipless Producer Bruce doesn't want to hang out with us anymore
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Episode 128: Family Bonding

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 13 Jun 2016 00:00:00 -0400

Big City Fair updates - Josh ran off with the Carnies again
There are few fair survivors at this point, so Jazz and Brother^2 joins us
Harlan experiences objectification, but still won't cede that women are people
The Chaplain midnight twerks for the residents of our town
Jason's skin is so burned he sounds like candy wrapper when blinking his eyes
Jazz has been recruiting for her ti dye cult out of our Freemasonry exhibit
Finding buttons and pushing them
A lesson in how not to deal with Social Justice Warriors
How Brother^2 made his millions
The band that played the criminal covers
Why the hell does Harlan own a panda costume?
Self-selling for a Petition
Food, dishes, Stewards, etc.
Jason is cursed by the Chaplain for throwing away the mustard
We explain Freemasonry for another Redditor
Brother Son makes an appearance and shares his family ice cream recipe
Tiredness leads to discussions on different kinds of erasers
Don't forget to choose: go smurf; ti dye or "other"
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Episode 127: All is Fair

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 06 Jun 2016 22:00:00 -0400

What's going on in our lives this week - THE Fair
How we prevent Landscaper Josh from running away with the Carnies - or how we get him back
Jason engages in parking P.T.S.D. therapy
The Chief Carnie that Harlan fired last year makes a return
We had enough bicycles for the high school graduation, but not enough blankets
Fallout from the Pikey Mountain Festival of the Dirt - don't anger the Dirt Gods
Age is just a number for Worshipless Producer Bruce
The Chaplain takes on Jason in a (party) measuring contest
Never share your trade craft with your Brethren . . . especially if its contracting, law, or technology
Friends vs masonic owed what do you do in that situation
Tips form the After Lodge Crew in salary negotiations
Rapid fire whiteboard
The grip - who pitches, and who catches?
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Episode 126: Pikey Mountain Festival

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 31 May 2016 00:00:00 -0400

Memorial Day Festivities and the Pikey Mountain Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt
Harlan's daughter's birthday party - Producer Bruce missed out on the bouncy house
The Producer suffers an equipment malfunction on the eve of the Annual Festival of Observance of the Dirt
Jason loves Dr. Who jokes . . . help us crack them often for his amusement!
Ancient Aliens, Adam and Eve, Serpents and fruit pills
Mourning the absence of World War II re-enactors this year
Producer Bruce tries to supersede Harlan as the accidental racist, but Harlan retakes the championship
Jason shares our Lodge's address, Tax ID, checking account numbers, minute books, and pancake recipe
Masonic Passports and why 2/3 of the crew doesn't travel to other Lodges
Don't hate on the Shrine for not being Lodge: they never claimed nor tried to be
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Episode 125: Our Safe Place

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 23 May 2016 21:00:00 -0400

Jason tries to play it cool - guess how long that lasted?
The big fair is right around the corner! More carnie stories to follow.
Harlan refuses to invite Bruce to his daughters birthday bouncy house
Happy Birthday to Worshipless Producer Bruce
We pass a Fellow Craft who speaks English as a second language - he corrects the lecturers
Master Mason Nipples looses his monitor again
Pushing Producer Bruce's buttons for a while
Freemasons not behaving like Masons . . . or is it the other way around?
Can popular musicians actually read sheet music?
Harlan explains . . . again, that Irregular vs. Clandestine is a distinction without a difference
Jason adopts a family of cats and visits the head shop
Freemasonry as a "Safe Place" - and why was that logo so poorly thought out (link to logo)?
Indiana Masters receive an invitation - sedition or revolution?
Jason tries Harlan's buttons after exhausting Bruce
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Episode 124: Masonic Science Theater 3000

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 16 May 2016 23:00:00 -0400

Jason provides free tech support (use multiple anti-virus systems)
Harlan discovers Producer Bruce and the Chaplain fail to comprehend signage
The Chaplain shares some insights from Corporate Shill-ism 101: Eating the Frog
We review how Easter is scheduled
We discuss car crashes, liability, and the "arsehole upgrade" for self-driving cars
The (French) Masons got hacked - six whole gigabytes!
Brother Squared gets an unexpected phone call for a service appointment he didn't schedule
Hosting an "under 33" event, and why it's a terrible idea
The Chaplain reveals he has never seen The Matrix. He is summarily expelled from Freemasonry.
Harvard University's anti-gendered organizations rule - Masonry as collateral damage
How young is too young for initiation?
The abuse of Masonic volunteers
Another Grand Lodge discovers racial diversity in 2016
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Episode 123: (Re-Release 31) Twelve Hundred Dollars

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 10 May 2016 20:00:00 -0400

This is a re-release of Episode 31, the often cited "dues argument" that we refer to whenever the subject comes up. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Censor Bob's appointment, and consequently contains language/themes that he would not approve of.
Where is Bruce?!
Harlan took the Bar Exam . . . it was "a test"
What are the earplugs for?!
Taking shots in the (public) parking lot
Harlan considers alternate career paths
The benefits of Truckin`
Nobelish . . .?
Buy gold . . . and Dogecoins!
Is the Masonic Ring more important than the Wedding Ring?
/u/Solfire - The Hootie Ninja
"They took our chairs!"
Grand Lodge of Manitoba offers amnesty for (non-payment) suspended masons
The After Lodge Crew plays Around the World again
We're on Stitcher now!
Can the Anti-Masonic Party return in the modern United States?
Online payments of lodge dues, and somehow Bitcoin
Jason disagrees with easy payments
/u/nzfreemason has to ignite the old Jason/Harlan dues fued
TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?!?!?!?!?!
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Episode 122: Pushing Buttons

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 02 May 2016 14:30:00 -0400

What to get Mom for Mother's Day?
The fragility of machismo
"Degrees of Kosher" - how we discovered one of Harlan's buttons
We're hiding from the co-ed baby shower - like real men
Charities, collections, and miscellaneous shake downs
Telemarketers who use obviously fake names - another button!
/u/SeattleShriner accidentally texted Jason - so we steal his idea
A letter to Jason, the After Lodge, and the Internet from "Straight, White, Christian Man"
Jason discovers that Native Americans don't have facial hair - still keeps his head dress
Tony's Atkins diet includes 12 different kinds of mustard
What happens when the investigating committee does a massive fail
Bonus Masonic Truths
The Chaplain sends more selfies than a teenage girl . . . to our Slack channels
Russ! We're calling you out, this show is for you!
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Episode 121: Slack-ing Off

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 25 Apr 2016 15:00:00 -0400

We raise a new flag pole - a miniature version of the Washington Monument
Tony's church has a website . . .
Jason gets in to more fights with teenagers
Kia makes trucks?!
Producer Bruce faces his own mortality
Prohibiting women from Freemasonry - is that the real reason numbers have declined?
Harlan re-examines the TN/GA debacle in light of "the slippery slope"
Grand Master's pins . . . it's good to be Most Worshipful
Canadians and American ham
Our Lodge goes on Slack . . . IRC for despots
The case against the Masonic Police is dropped - friends in high places!
Should you wear your Master Mason's apron to Lodge, or only to that Lodge above?
More mailman and nerd talk - the Chaplain got an Apple watch!
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Episode 120: Modes of Expression

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 18 Apr 2016 16:00:00 -0400

We're actually broadcasting after Lodge . . . like 5 minutes after
The Master joins us for some guilt by association
Group messaging - we need to add this to the list of Masonic offenses
The Chaplain and Jason blame each other for the Reddit currency collapse
Method for handling GA/TN: use strong language, take no action
The Chaplain and Chaplain's son question recognition
Phil Henry imitations, with Truman
Self-expression and staying on the straight and narrow
Selling Lodge chairs (and offices?)
Becoming an officer while working an on-call job
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Episode 119: Terrorist Clowns

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 11 Apr 2016 13:00:00 -0400

Down-voting warriors attack Jason for his views on gay Masons
Brother^3 encounters a Prince Hall Mason for the first time, gets confused
White robes and coffee stains . . . at least there is Mississippi!
We think Landscaper Josh is a plant, a double-agent for the KoC
Bruce decides to go counter-agent, plus there is sword play!
OJ Simpson manages to kill this episode . . . and get away with it
A greater tragedy than OJ - the cancellation of H2 for Vice
ISIS Shrine Temple caves to the terrorists and renames the temple
Petty theft offense years past . . . should his Brethren be told?
Turnip Vodka and powered milk?!
Jason welcomes Bruce and Harlan to old manhood, nobody will get Dr. Evil jokes these days
Closing song: R.I.P. Merle Haggard, another country legend down
The closing music doesn't work until Jason is half-way home . . . so we closed with a song by a gay guy!
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Episode 118: R.W. Grand Bedroom Inspector

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 04 Apr 2016 17:00:00 -0400

Jason acknowledges that Producer Bruce looks more handsome every week
The Chaplain fills in for Harlan
Introducing: Jason's weekly Dan Carlin imitation segment
Why can't we ever get home from Lodge before the next day?
Lesson of the week: you're not that important . . . everyone can be replaced
Producer Bruce's week from hell
Candy crush vs Disney infinity
The Masons of Tennessee have made their decision regarding gay Brothers - reprisals for those who disagree
Those names don't fit, at least in Bruce's mind
What should we do?
Tony 2 for 2 with some good words
Harlan shows up in time to explain the Hebrew golem fable with Jason (and also cite The X Files)
Masonic Etiquette, and how Tony used it to be as rude as he could
Sacred rituals were lost on us last night . . . over an apron strap
Harlan shares (seriously) horrible tidings from the past two weeks
The closing music doesn't work until Jason is half-way home . . . so we closed with a song by a gay guy!
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Episode 117: (Re-Release 3) What We Have Become

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 29 Mar 2016 03:00:00 -0400

This is a re-release of Episode 3, the much requested "poop story" Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob.
Producer Bruce spends our Dogecoins on a new microphone
Harlan and Bruce are not morning people (or is Jason just a grumpy old man?)
Harlan's Big Adventure
Listener feedback from Episodes 1-2
Voice voting for new candidates
Flo is hot!
An unexpected Third Degree almost-accident
Breaking story (or hoax) from Minnesota York Rite bodies
Is the Commandery of Knights Templar "masonic"?
Somehow we ended up talking about the Shrine
Someone's phone rings . . . Jason flips a table
Harlan's Car
The "leave of absence" . . . don't do it
Martinism?! Really?!
Traditional Observance elitism?
It's NOT Yiddish!
Liver cheese dinners
Harlan is exposed as a robot
Angry Fellow Craft on Reddit
How long is too long to wait for a degree?
Mid-show break at the end of the show . . . again
Harlan apologizes for yelling at Solfire about one day classes
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Episode 116: Something in the Air

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 21 Mar 2016 15:00:00 -0400

Something in the air is getting our Lodge . . . in an altered state
Rev. Chaplain rides a bicycle into the Lodge
Bruce's degree work was perfect (pretentious), just like Harlan
Knob & Tube wiring - it still exists!
How long before you should commit to a Masonic tattoo?
Producer Bruce pays his tattoo artist in cheeseburgers
More movie talk, and everything but Freemasonry
Harlan discusses Gary Johnson's campaign, the Libertarian Party convention, and riding the Trump train
The Grand Lodge of Wisconsin speaks up about TN/GA without speaking up
We decide to award almost perfect attendance with bicycle accessories
Good luck to those attending the Grand Lodge of Tajikistan this week!
We try to finish the show on time, Tony goes to an alternate dimension
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Episode 115: Candlelight Savings Time

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 14 Mar 2016 12:00:00 -0400

Harlan is procrastinating because he has to help Bro.^2
Jason denounces Benjamin Franklin for the evil big government mind control that is Daylight Savings Time
Happy Anniversary to Harlan. He slipped out for the Scottish Rite reunion
Jason passed up an interview for a high school custodian job
The Jason clan adopts a cat which picks fights with deer
Why hasn't Harlan watched the Making of a Murderer yet?!
We can't avoid discussing the mess between TN/GA and the rest of the Masonic world
If this isn't fixed quickly, we discuss the possibility of what would effectively become the "Confederate Grand Lodges of the USA"
Producer Bruce is well on his way to becoming a master appraiser
Masonic tattoos . . . which ones to avoid so your Brothers don't sand blast you
Lodge plans a shipping truck heist - for bicycles
Can you be mad at the police for doing their job?
Are Masons "Brothers for life"?
Pushing the bounds of propriety . . . again
Masonic rings - they are not legally recoverable from non-masons
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Episode 114: Bro. Coke Guy IS Real

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 07 Mar 2016 13:45:00 -0500

Bro. Coke Guy join us all the way from the crooked-letter state
The guys review the District Meeting outcome: No bi-cycles, no blankets, and no vets!!!
Bro. Chaplain, Jr. tells the District about our failures
Producer Bruce is popular with the Widows
We take a vote, the Chaplain and the Coke Guy are not the same person (slim majority)
Exchanging gifts with our visiting Brother
Georgia Past Master considering demitting
Mathematical proof of democracy producing the lowest common denominators
Should a Masonic Lodge be allowed to serve as a polling place?
Producer Bruce and the ever-growing Glenn Beck Whiteboard
Thanks again to Bro. Coke Guy for joining us all the way in AfterLodge Land
After the break - complete inappropriateness
R.W. Grand Censor Bob explains to Producer Bruce why he has no friends
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Episode 113: Philandering Philanthropy

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 14:00:00 -0500

Scotty from the Block a.k.a. Brad re-joins us to make up for being wrong last week
Jason sets Amy loose on our Facebook page - she blew it up
X-Files, and spoilers for some popular movies
Harlan describes the "poison of philanthropy" to our identity
Somehow the Pontiff gets compared to Hitler?
What is "Masonic" charity, really?
Scotty/Brad/Block Boy gets the Harlan Seal of Approval
Secret signs, words, grips, etc. for After Lodge listeners
Producer Bruce is now The Appraiser's Apprentice
Jason confesses his beard-envy for Bruce
The crew discusses the recent statements from the Grand Master of Tajikistan regarding forbidden discussions
Who knew that the GM of Tajikistan had global jurisdiction?!
Incentives for recruiting new Masons
Why we shouldn't be trying harder to be in the public eye . . . it's a respectability thing
The Master's Book of Secrets
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Episode 112: Bearded Dragon with False Teeth

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Feb 2016 15:45:00 -0500

Broadcasting fresh on the heels of the big Master Mason Degree
Grand Censor Bob knocks over the candelabra
We express our sympathy for our Floridian Brethren . . . because they live there
We do not "heart logistics"(tm)
Jason evicts Little Matt from the guest seat
Bambi, the two-hour old Master Mason recounts his wrongs
The Chaplain studies Brazilian wax jobs on the show
Our newly made Master Masons are advocates for the C.o.R.
Jason describes the Bearded Dragon with False Teeth - our new spirit animal
The Chaplain has developed a cough drop dependency
We attempt to actually eat a Nick-your-buddy bar
Harlan says something absolutely abhorrent, even for us... we had to beep it, just know he's the worst kind of person
Bro. Fitzy gives the Bearded Dragon a name
Scotty from the Block takes the hot seat. He joined through a fair booth (they do work!)
Titties and Beer . . . the Past Grand Has-been inquires about Masonic prohibition
We discuss Grand Masters' budgets
Social media and your Masonic profile - is it really yours?
Tempering the enthusiasm of the younger Masons with the wisdom of the elders
Why does everything smell like Mustard?! CHAPLAIN!!!!
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Episode 111: Free the Monkeys!

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 15 Feb 2016 14:00:00 -0500

Happy Valentine's Day! Harlan discovers daughters are included.
Exploring the esoteric secrets beneath the works of Dr. Seuss
R.I.P. Associate Justice Antonin Scalia
Last Rites - Catholics, Judaism, and Protestants all feared being buried alive
Shriner's slogan: "crusin' for children" - blame the absent generation
How to address misunderstandings (i.e. lies) on a Petition for the Degrees
Where can you find a typewriter repair man these days?!
Producer Bruce declares that we need two lawyers on the show
Harlan has jumped with both feet into bed with Microsoft - he's a tech hipster
Bro. Wayne is Raised to the Third Degree. Congratulations
Judaic influences in Freemasonry - how the Zionists are the 99th and last degree
Educational talks are "too esoteric" for our Lodge
Jason passes up an opportunity for a bunch of free stuff
Changes of religious views post-Freemasonry - blame the institution or the Brethren?
Bruce reveals that he is the Commander of the Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers (the 69th degree)
He also invites Harlan to join - it's part of the Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes movement
What is Harlan's fascination with eggplants?
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Episode 110: Jason's Odyssey

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 Feb 2016 15:00:00 -0500

Tony doges service of process all week
Harlan discovers his unborn son is missing a penis - renames his home to "Harlan's Harem"
How long can a podcast run? Leo LaPorte has been at it for 16 years
Nick At Night mash-up
Freemasonry - watch the social media . . . unlike Josh
Producer Bruce purchases a tract of land on the moon
Jason tells the . . . longest . . . story . . . ever
Tony interrupts story time to discuss if time is linear
How often should a Lodge meet? Harlan gives the "approved solution"
We realize that the Chaplain wasn't here last week
Can I join? Can I join? Can I? Can I?!
Christianity and Freemasonry - why did the devil worshiping stereotype change? Was it us?
What would you do for a cheeseburger? Bruce meets some ladies to find out
/u/jynxbunny - sex and Freemasonry?
Jason explains why Mexican cartels are his personal boogeyman
Finally . . . after an entire day . . . we put an end to it
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Episode 109: Zionist . . . Crusaders?

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 01 Feb 2016 15:00:00 -0500

The After Lodge Illuminati plan to build a Zionist wall around Muslims . . . because Zionist!
Harlan and the Chaplain attempt to cross-breed Bernie Sanders and Rand Paul
Brother^2 sabotaged our chili cook off sabotage and made everyone sad
Harlan, Bro. Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall find ways to cheat anyways
Skyline isn't chili - but it is delicious
We discuss the Mason Dixon line of fast food chains
FBI prevents a mass shooting in Wisconsin, the state incarcerating Steven Avery
Official Statement from the Grand Lodge of Wisconsin
The debate about firearms in/around Lodge is raised again
What happens when you come to /r/afterlodge for nicer treatment than /r/freemasonry?
Using the empty chair in the North for ritual?
Freemasonry should stop attempting to justify our existence to the public - it's literally killing us!
Harlan reveals his intimate knowledge of Taylor Swift lyrics
Plugging podcasts through Grand Lodge
The worst words you can hear from a newly Raised Brother
Deep discussion concerning Jason's posterior and that of the Baboon
Someone opens the monotheism vs. Christianity can again . . . Jason can't resist
Brother^3 chimes in
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Episode 108: Uncomfortably Numb

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 25 Jan 2016 14:00:00 -0500

The After Lodge Crew shelters in the eye of the storm . . . except for Jason
Jason plows the Lodge parking lot with his wife's Kia
How our video presentation with Brothers in Washington (State) went
The 10 Plagues of the Chaplain
We discuss how not to abuse veterinary drugs
Harlan is at it again . . . instead of just floors, a whole garage!
Jewish drug dealers in our town - what do they look like? Harlan?
Vinyl records and discussions about the "old is better" fallacy
Bruce enjoyed the snow while driving in it at work
How do you explain the purpose of Freemasonry to the unenlightened?
Persecution of Christianity in the Craft? Bullocks.
Facebook propaganda memes are usually stupid - doubly so for Masonic ones
More arguments against the evils of the One Day Class
Athletic requirements for Lodge officers. Can't . . . tell . . . if . . . joke
The horrible way non-mason-red-pill-from-any-other-subreddit-but-ours treat women on /r/freemasonry
Jason's review of "The Boy" - DON'T!
The Chaplain discusses how we should be more elitist
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Episode 107: Zip Code Envy

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 18 Jan 2016 13:00:00 -0500

The solid sheets of ice are finally gone
"A pox be upon you" . . . Harlan's fun-house
Harlan attempted to move in next to Producer Bruce . . . Bruce sabotaged the effort
Producer finally got his PC working!
Commercial Break - We go haggle with Carnies
C.B. joins us
Why we fail as commercial negotiators
Tony may have Tuberculosis
The Chaplain is banned from yet more hotels
Our annual chili cook off is next week, more foul play is afoot again
Video games with references to Freemasonry
We discuss the largest gaming tech let-down in history
Should your Lodge feed the homeless? Fire and brimstone!
Homosexual couples in the same Lodge?
We de-rail topics to see how long it takes to get R.W. Grand Censor Bob to come back
Jeff Peace . . . again
Clandyland, who is next now that Jeff has taken his ball and gone home?
Appropriate venues for Masonic debate (hint: it's not memorial posts) - "You're not wrong . . . you're just an asshole"
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Episode 106: (Re-Release 10) You're Doing it Wrong

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 13 Jan 2016 18:00:00 -0500

This is a re-release of Episode 10. Warning: This show was made prior to Grand Lodge intervention and may contain language/themes not approved by R.W. Grand Censor Bob.
Producer Bruce calls in sick
Special thank you to our audience as we reach milestone episode number 10
Drive-by Truckers - a hell of a band
Harlan earns his trucker hat
Real men can drive a stick
Jason is more concerned about who is cleaning up the confetti than the concert performance - he's old
Four hands are better than two
Home Depot - a brick and mortar alternative to LinkedIn?
Masonic memberships on your resume
Harlan is above the law
Traffic stops with brethren on patrol
Jason has turrets
Jason steals Harlan's PIN #
We married out of our respective leagues
Illinois-sssssssssssssss
Wanna join our cult?!
Did you ask the magic question
TikiJack on practicing "true" Freemasonry
We are all members of the same "He-man Woman Haters' Club" - no girls allowed!
Harlan fails to sleep before every show
Cell phones in lodge - yes . . . we're on this again
The show takes an unusually serious turn
We are all Brothers. Not just a title, but a way of life
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Episode 105: Canadian Tilers

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 03 Jan 2016 11:00:00 -0500

Jason discovers Nipples' monitor lost in the Lodge 3-4 weeks after he is raised
Happy New Year! Another year to dash our hopes and dreams on the rocks
Fast and Furious teenagers are now on the run from Jason
Harlan and Bruce discuss alternative means of revenge on said teenagers
The Chaplain's internship is terminated
Why do you love the Craft?
Initiation fees . . . too high? Socialized fees in Canada!
Canadian polar bears tile their lodges
The Chaplain brings Mrs. Chaplain with an absence note - the crew asks how she does it
Christmas parties in January?
Should we host an After Lodge telethon? No.
Scheduling around younger members . . .the big secret - maybe you're not actually wanted
Our big take-off-work-all-day Tuesday Lodge event - scheduled for the benefit of young men
The Chaplain advocates his recruiting campaign for more senior members
Colonel Brian joins us to discuss the 2B1ASK1 campaign and skirting the law during the Jewish Sabbath
Harlan endorses Jason's joke ideas and shoots down the serious ones
Can communists be regular Freemasons? Long answer: probably not. Short answer: no.
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Episode 104: After Christmas Fallout

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 28 Dec 2015 13:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the After Christmas Podcast!
Harlan is having "Irish Twins" or Jewish twins . . . or something like that - he's pregnant (again)!
Jason offers parental advice on multiple children - he has two only children
/u/The_Past_Master meets Master Mason Nipples . . . on Facebook
Mytos kicks Harlan from the IRC channel
What's really going to kill Freemasonry: not declining membership, not admitting women, etc. It's Facebook!
Why we really need to stop trolling Apprentices and Fellows about stealing things
Jason Jr. delivers his best Christmas Gift ever
Zippo hand warmer for Jason, class action suit in the works
Producer Bruce's new computer saga continues
More hating on Best Buy
Star Wars nerding out
Why Jason celebrates Wookiee Life Day
How to explain the Freemasonry connection to Templarism, Illuminism, etc. in few words
Producer Bruce recites the scripts to Nicholas Cage movies
Making masons as a group project - why it's a terrible idea
Who is Jeff Peace?
Producer Bruce, our Senior Warden, unveils his "Master Plan" to keep purple people eaters away
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Episode 103: Mensch On A Bench

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 21 Dec 2015 15:00:00 -0500

Show of lies!
The Chaplain is already getting his After Lodge title
Chaplain Jr. is installed as new Master - judicious use of the gavel
An ash tray full of nails was shattered; but the lox was saved!
Jason spoils Jar Jar Binks' Sith appearance in the new Star Wars movie
Harlan's After Lodge Hanukkah gift is awesome!
How the Chaplain trolls his in-laws
Worshipless Producer Bruce builds his new P.C. - it doesn't work
Bruce kills Harlan's dream prank on Installation Night
Jason takes screenshots of draft Lodge minutes
Why you should specify "Masonic" when introducing widows
Jason is now allergic to just about everything - no joke
Freemasonry in the post-human era
Modernizing Freemasonry, not always a good idea
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Episode 102: Show of Lies!

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 14 Dec 2015 14:00:00 -0500

Winking racists right at the start
Happy Birthday to Jason . . . and last day of Chow-nu-kon to Harlan
The Master-Elect joins us to discuss his plans for containing the Podcast next year
The Nickerbuddy bar has actual pieces of /u/millennialfreemason
Politics are for After Lodge, not during Lodge
Jason gets paid to search Bing for KKK quotes
Why is it always politics instead of sports, etc?
What books should be in your masonic library?
Monty python and the Holy grail - we know what it is
Should he cut off his man bun before initiation?
Smoking after sex, the joke that keeps going
The After Lodge Crew interviews a new intern
The intern closes out the show - Pound Freemasonry!
Pound free masonry
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Episode 101: The Big Reunion Show

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 14:00:00 -0500

It's a 100th episode reunion . . . on episode 101
Big Matt takes a seat at the table
Friend of the Show Jack brings treats - real Knickerbuddy bars! With free dues cards!
Half-Sack joins us, with a trailer of Corporate Companies
The crew helps Harlan get in the Christmas spirit - with Hanukkah gifts
Ass. Producer Marshall speaks the unspeakable to Jason
How to play with a Dreidel
Harlan dances for joy and nobody had a video
Canada Dry sends a congratulatory letter to the After Lodge Crew
The Chaplain shows up in a Santa Clause suit (really!!)
Truman shows up to share hugs and touches
R.W. Landscaper Josh departs and Friend of the Show Jack produces a taser
We offer a sincere apology to the M.W. Has-Been for his missing invite (It's all Worshipless Producer Bruce's fault)
Dad jokes!
We uncover our voice-mail box!
Deacon Doug re-visits to discuss Obama, Muslims, gun-control, and the poor plight of the white man in 'murca
You can decline an office nomination, but you can't decline the soap-sock beatings
The Chaplain finally returns . . . wearing someone else's robes and discusses another mid-week show
We have officially outlasted Glenn Beck!
Jason acquires a witness to support the mustard-arm-hair account
How the After Lodge podcast ended Freemasonry
We reminisce about the past 101 weeks
We thank Jazz, for doing Bruce's job
Thanks again to all who listen, contribute, love, hate, or otherwise acknowledge that we exist!
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Episode 100: White Rock Quarry

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 30 Nov 2015 14:30:00 -0500

Welcome to Episode 99.75 - we're asymptotic!
The Crew critiques the Chaplain's mid-week show
We spend some time making fun of the Chaplain because he's not here to hurt us
Rusty Nail Degrees
There is apparently no record of Jason having ever attended Lodge - can he still be Treasurer?
What happens if there are not enough Brothers present for elections?
Jason has super-smell now
Harlan opines about missing MySpace . . . where he always had a friend
George Washington wasn't always involved in Freemasonry . . . and other things
Taking expulsion to the Courts
A question of support
Recent felon questions admission qualifications
We spend way too much time discussing the white rock we found in the quarry, or didn't find, rather
Can you be a happy Mason without being an officer? In theory: absolutely. But really: no.
Consistency is more important than quality - hence the success of the After Lodge Podcast
See you next week for the REAL Episode 100!
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Episode 99: From the Archives: Earning Freemasonry

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 23 Nov 2015 14:00:00 -0500

In lieu of the Thanksgiving holiday, we're taking a break this week. Enjoy this interview with Adam Osman, author of "Earning Freemasonry". This was before Right Worshipful Bob took office as Grand Censor.
Adam Osman joins us to talk about his new book Earning freemasonry: A One Day Class Redemption
Harlan has to pay the piper
Jason picked on by clowns
Adam discusses his book
How does a one day class work?
Are one day class graduates really subjected to prejudice?
Gang signs . . . what the hell?!
The Pennsylvania Academy of Masonic Knowledge
Is Pennsylvania safe for Jason?
The Secretary: a tyrant for the the good of all?
The one day class is here to stay
Thanks again to Bro. Adam Osman, PM for joining us!
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The September Masonic Symposium: http://www.eventbrite.com/e/wilmington-lodge-804-masonic-educational-symposium-tickets-10966811027
Also on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/events/307781202680529/permalink/308022085989774/
A email to save Jason's soul courtesy of Richard Hangloosely
Harlan's weekly segment
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Episode 98.5: Upcoming Niptials

The After Lodge Crew — Wed, 18 Nov 2015 14:00:00 -0500

The Chaplain wrangles Nipples, J.P.M., Most Worshipful Has-Been, and Brother^3 to do a mid-week show
Our best wishes to the Brethren of Washington with the "storm of the century"
How are other peoples weeks? Nipples asks the audience
The older brothers advise Nipples on how to propose to his girlfriend (during Thanksgiving dinner)
The Chaplain asks the J.P.M.: Why are you still here?!
Should you ever voluntarily receive a courtesy degree outside of your home Lodge?
Are intra-state jurisdictions outdated?
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Episode 98: Equal Opportunity Offense

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 16 Nov 2015 15:00:00 -0500

Harlan spent Friday the 13th with Scottish Rite Templary and tragic synchronicity
Jason comments on France's military history
College kids being panzy pansi "ohh I'm offended"
The After Lodge Crew does some Ken Burns type stuff
The Chaplain's long-game retirement troll
Neighborhood kids vandalizing our Lodge . . . GET OFF OUR LAWN!
The Chaplain causes Jason panic over the financial audit - and he's not even here
Why don't we see more people showing "Masonic pride"? Really?
Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob makes an appearance
Tax deductions for Lodge dues? The Chaplain wants an IRS audit
What is the High Twelve Club?!
Life lessons from Shia LaBeouf
What happens when you can't come to Lodge anymore?
Jason demonstrates why he should never . . . ever be a counselor
Don't threaten a demit, try to fix it, or just leave quietly
"Can't never did do nothing" - lessons from Jason's father
The never ending fraternal debt of favors
Lodge elections coming up soon . . . *growl*
Puppies and kittens getting fur on the new couch
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Episode 97: Fraternal Disobedience

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 09 Nov 2015 16:00:00 -0500

The Worshipful Master is pregnant?! Our baby oracle decides.
Marriage according to Jason (and the Bible): one man, and a bunch of women
The guys take Nipples to visit another Lodge, then make him wait outside
Harlan wears jeans to Lodge and Jason does a psychoanalysis on the situation
BlizzCon vs. EVECon, and why we're all nerds
Would you visit a Georgia lodge as a gay Mason? What would happen if you did?
Jason attempts to raise the rabble and start some fraternal disobedience
No pitchforks, no torches . . . can we be done with Georgia now?
Prince Hall vs. Blue Lodge buildings
Should /r/freemasonry be directing women, atheists, and other non-candidates to irregular bodies?
Ponzi and Pansy . . . they aren't the same type of scheme!
How is Freemasonry perceived by complete outsiders? Short: old man coffee club
We plot to place a portrait of William Morgan in our Lodge
/u/The_Past_Master ruined our enjoyment of our facility for us . . . except for the comfortable chairs
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Episode 96: Tolerance for the Intolerant

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 02 Nov 2015 16:00:00 -0500

Harlan is back, recovered from last weekend
We jump right into Georgian homo-basher-bashing
Avoiding intolerance in hating intolerance
A message to /r/freemasonry from the After Lodge Crew: calm down!
Harlan seeks old Past Grand Masters for cursing lessons
Harlan and Jason retire the Grand Lodge Oompa Loompa aprons
Halloween - our children as budding con artists
Worshipless Producer Bruce is getting old, and can't handle alcohol anymore
The fork and knife degree - how Harlan survived college
We painted the dining room, and Fellow Craft Nipples painted his nipples
Nerd Out Hour! - Indiana Jones, Castlevania, and retro video games
Lodges meeting quarterly, can it work?
Prison Lodges - clandestine regular Craft, or just another gang?
Colonel Brian shows up and explains how he is the Forest Gump of the underworld
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Episode 95: Hill Williams

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 26 Oct 2015 14:00:00 -0400

Harlan is missing after the Chaplain's Halloween party
Worshipless Producer Bruce leads a labour strike
The Chaplain shows up . . . with food
Crazy Halloween festivities - jello shots and bad karaoke
We explain what was in the bag
Defining the role of the Lodge Chaplain - how should he be, really?
Using Masonic emblems in election literature, fastest way to make Jason go postal
All Lodges should have (at least) one historian
Spatulas don't bend, unless Bruce uses them with tuna
With Harlan gone, the Chaplain carries on as the accidental racist
We discuss the big book of racial slurs, there's a whole website!
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Episode 94: Fellow Craft Nipples

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 19 Oct 2015 16:00:00 -0400

Worshipless Producer Bruce abandons us for Atlanta
Harlan gets shafted by the Master and goes Postal
Jason is back to chair flipping after Lodge, thanks to Rev. Chaplain
Rednecks and their damn flags . . .
Happy Thanksgiving to our misguided Canadian Brethren!
Raising nipples
Our new EA is suave!
Nipples' girlfriend proposes to him . . . he says: "why?"
Cocaine or feces in your mailbox?
Harlan will soon retire his fancy-pants apron
What does our Lodge's Chaplain actually do?
Jason receives a prestigious award from his employer - made out to someone else
The Knights Templar and Christianity
How Ass. Producer Marshall makes friends
Nipples tells us a milk story
Transitioning from the East to the Desk
Candle light meetings, good, bad, or ugly?
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Special Guests: Ass. Producer Marshall and Fellow Craft "Nipples".

Episode 93: The Corn Code

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 12 Oct 2015 14:00:00 -0400

We re-purpose stair spindles . . . for Traditional Observance!
Harlan's younger brother's younger brother is being initiated next week
Mary - the woman who spanked the son of God . . .
Jason and Bruce discuss the (Masonic) apocalypse
Harlan stops Jason cold with a wink
The milk men forget what show they're on
Corn in the Bible. It's MAIZE!!!!!!
Maize is the end of racism and Christianity . . . because the ancient Greeks were black?
Aliens coded sacred texts in the DNA of corn
Hiram's working tools are gone!
The most important Masonic working tool - it's Harlan
/u/TikiJack always says it best
Jason does the evening news hour of the Masonic world
Pot debate at the Feast of Tishri
Italian plumbers . . . Japanese racism?
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Episode 92: Fourth Side of the Triangle

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 05 Oct 2015 13:30:00 -0400

Widows and Past Masters Night - partying like it's 1929!
The Chaplain shows up with bills
"Be free to be you. You're not damaged, Bro. Chaplain"
The Chaplain's third twin
Freemasonry's butt-hurt report form
Masonic Doctors selling cure-all oil made with Masonic secrets
Does Freemasonry require you to have a job?
Jason discovers that PCs are on the way out
Can we stop hassling candidates about clean underwear?
Harlan discusses paying dues online (with a "convenience fee")
Preparing for your own death - Harlan's grave stone and Jason's cat litter
What keeps you coming to Lodge?
Amy gets appointed chair of the Masonic daycare center
The Pope consorts with a Protestant?
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Episode 91: Uh Oh!

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 28 Sep 2015 15:00:00 -0400

Valuable life lessons Jason learned from his mother
Harlan visits the aquarium
/u/vangoedenaam imports expensive ginger ale
If FM (Freemasonry, not the spectrum) disappeared over night, what would you do?
The Pope!
Disagreements with government: Harlan has no strong political feelings . . . "one way or the other"
The Chaplain returns to discuss how Freemasonry has impacted his political views
Jason compares local politics to high school gossip
Political discussions among the Brethren
Gentleman has his first Anti-Masonic encounter - and Harlan discovers that party still exists
Greatest Lodge failures
Bruce has terrible handwriting
Should we have exit interviews for demitting Brethren?
Harlan's daughter arrives . . . uh oh!
The Chaplain spins a tale for /u/SeatleShriner
Word of the day: "uh oh" - courtesy of Harlan's daughter
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Episode 90: Relations with Masons

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 21 Sep 2015 14:00:00 -0400

Celebratory Lodge, Jason protests too much
Bats, bats, and more . . . bats?
Harlan heads to the woods for an old fashioned outdoor raising
Grand Lodge of Georgia looses it's mind - /u/TikiJack, right as always
Also . . . Tennessee
What is the definition of "freeborn"
"Relations with Masons"
Would you be offended if you weren't hit on in a predominantly homosexual Lodge?
Jason goes postal
The Chaplain shows up . . . in Rastafarian character and an Angry Birds hat
Electrician's apron - that's a real office?!
16 . . . too soon for exploring Freemasonry?
How much does your wife know about Freemasonry?
Time warp, lets do it again
Worshipless Producer Bruce goes all Glenn Beck on the Glenn Beck Whiteboard
Yum kipper . . . sounds delicious!
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Episode 89: A Man of Many Hats

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 14 Sep 2015 08:00:00 -0400

(Sr.) Deacon Doug is gone, this week it's Truman . . . psychotic break?
Jason set a trap for Harlan
Did we finally break Jason?
Jason and Harlan hi-jack a distant Lodge's EA degree
Jurisdictions making homosexuality a Masonic offense
Is there a schism coming in the fraternity? A repeat of the Ancient/Modern split?
Why is the Chaplain covered in glitter all of the time?
Explaining Freemasonry in the time it takes to eat a pancake
Simple semantics change the Golden Rule significantly
"That which is hateful to you, do not do unto your fellows"
When was the last time you heard of Masonic penalties being carried out literally?
A Lodge in a box - what should be inside?
A Masonic Achievements system Steam style
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Episode 88: Invest in Paradise

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 07 Sep 2015 15:00:00 -0400

Bruce goes deaf - nothing we can do
No lawyer today . . . let's have chaos!
"Nipples" girlfriend has to come get him from Lodge
A brand new car, completely destroyed
Was the Chaplain's troll worth it in the end?
Investors in the Church - buy a chance to get in to heaven today!
States that still rent VHS cassettes
Freemasonry and homosexuality . . . again
What happened to the Third?
Kentucky clerk is now in jail . . . where she should be?
Why is prostitution really illegal (aside from "morals")?
Cell phone cases
Laser attack vs. Candy Crush . . . Doug or the Chaplain?
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Episode 87: Scarlet Letter Edition

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 31 Aug 2015 15:00:00 -0400

Even without Bob, there's always silent listeners
Friend from up the road, Half-Sack joins us this week
Harlan gets paid to poop and explains fixed-fee contracts
Truck drivers and "Corporate Company"
The Worshipful Landscaper's wedding, Jason dresses like Harlan
Ghost hunters at the haunted house wedding
The Chaplain show up with "interesting" stories from the weekend
Harlan and the Chaplain assumed Half-Sack was a milk man
We finally give in and discuss the Ashley Madison leak and what it (doesn't) mean for you Lodge
"Google-butt" . . . greatest . . . nickname . . . ever
The Chaplain discovers Chat Roulette has nothing to do with online gambling
A Senior Warden wants to get more butts with pancakes and pasta
The Lodge's first priority is the making of new Masons
An apron made with the American flag - Freemasonry and nationalism
Should you tell your boss that you're a Freemason?
The Chaplain makes his big announcement - The "Red Letter" Church
What does "love" mean? A thought of the day, brought to you by the Chaplain's church
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Episode 86: Really, Selma . . . ?!

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 24 Aug 2015 14:00:00 -0400

Just the two of us . . . what to say with no one else around . . .
Doctor . . . Who?
The Master's gettin` hitched! Let's mess with the Chaplain
A haunted house wedding, will the Brethren hassle the groom?
Jason's (last) week extends into another, drill baby drill!
Where can Jason borrow money for that drilling?
Jason spends Producer Bruce's retainer while he's gone
What happens with poor counseling? We loose good Prospects, that's what!
Freemasonry and social media, again
If you use Masonic symbols, don't pair them with un-Masonic ones
Albert Pike. (More than) Enough said. Literally.
Apparently, Harlan can only be accidentally racist. More intentional racism failures
Are any of the 2016 Presidential candidates Freemasons? (No)
Meditation.
Jason crosses Mormonism with Voodoo and ends with a bad werewolf movie.
Harlan and Jason reminisce about the games and tech of their youth . . . were those things actually "floppy"?
Freemason repo men
The crew calls out a story from Selma . . . really Selma? Really?!
Will the Grand Lodges of the United States ever merge? Not just "no" . . .
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Episode 85: The Merits of Fish Texture

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 17 Aug 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Things we shouldn't be discussing . . .
The Chaplain chooses Donald Trump and After Lodge
Harlan and Jason demonstrate their respective knowledge of professional wrestling
Jason has angered Poseidon
Shriners International outlaws the Confederate Battle Flag
Struggling with alcoholism
Freemasonry and Social Media
Masonic service animals - the real and the abused
Jobs Daughters and Amendment Ten
Freemasonry themed Magic: The Gathering deck
We discuss the merits of fish texture
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Episode 84: Gaseous Lifeforms

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 10 Aug 2015 15:00:00 -0400

These "show notes" are a reproduction of the Chaplain's live Reddit feed from the show
Oops! Live Redditting the show today. This is the Chaplain, and they won't help me :-(
Introductions take forever. This is just like real Lodge!
What is a Snoo pin?
This isn't on the show, but Scott is in my chair!
Fact check: do you need gluten to live?
History channel Ancient Aliens
This fish story is way too long
Does Harlen have a secret room? (or at least, a Secret Window?)
Scott goes to Lodge with a lot of older people . . . who doesn't?
I finally get to talk! Kool-aid accidents
Scott makes every wrong move you can make during a traffic stop ("white boy problems")
Conspiracy theories? Really?! Again?
Jason reads my live Reddit on the show . . . Now you don't have to read this.
Grand Lodge money grab? Or just doing what is best for the Craft. Discuss.
Jason is the most pro-cop Brother at the table . . . believe it!
Show suddenly comes to a halt
Who was that that walked into the room?
Does this mean the end of the show?
Was it friend or foe?
Will they be ba . . .
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Episode 83: A "Wipey" Stick

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 03 Aug 2015 10:00:00 -0400

Pinkerton plus. Everyone's in a good mood today.
Harlan and his photo ops - calls out a Brother with a missing arm
The front door was left open (again), "who dun it?!"
Apparently, Jason wants ice cream, and ice cream teaches Harlan about the universe
The Chaplain shows up . . . with a selfie stick! Or a "wipey" stick, depending on who you ask
Jason has some more things to investigate the Chaplain for, like "Mable" being shot to the ground
The Chaplain tells a poop story to top the Harlan legend.
Midnight in Baltimore - what was it really like?
Stopping a bad habit . . . skip it, just don't write on your cigarettes, it's bad for you!
Butt-hurt about being outvoted for the East; we contend a Lodge did the right thing
Tony trolls Jason as usual - always fun
We address an Entered Apprentice who missed the boat
Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer is a metaphor . . . for something
Fake/clandestine lodges are popping up everywhere. Whose fault is it?
The Chaplain is removed from the studio by Mrs. Chaplain . . .
Why does the outgoing Master really smile so much? It's for the Senior Warden
The Chaplain forgot the selfie (or "wipey") stick!
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Episode 82: A Sidecar Named Desire

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 27 Jul 2015 15:00:00 -0400

Harlan goes on a tour with his friend and some Lodge people . . . there were drinks
Harlan's wife put a lot of planning and work into this party
"A Sidecar Named Desire" . . . it was a mistake
More refusals by Harlan to acknowledge Cosby's obvious guilt
Worshipless Producer Bruce took his first day off of work ever - for Harlan's party
. . . and, apparently, Toga parties are a thing
Jason has car troubles in abundance
We suggest creating a Judge Judy Court of Appeals
Anarchism vs. Libertarianism, and do either work out for prospective Masons
NO EXCEPTIONS to ritual . . . Jason claims to have caught Harlan in a logic trap
We offer advice and counsel for a new Master
Masonic volunteers, how it really works: you miss Lodge, you become committee chairman
Paraphilia, what the hell is that, and how did Jason find out?
Don't forget: Canada Dry 10 . . . drink it!
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Episode 81: Foisting the Odious

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 19 Jul 2015 14:00:00 -0400

Ass. Producer Marshall re-joins us this week
We discuss our respective weeks. Spoiler alert: same as always
Harlan bills Bruce for legal advice, and embraces intentional racism
E.A. upset because he'll have to miss Lodge for mogul functions
A very nice lady expresses her concerns about Freemasonry being odiously foisted upon her social circle
Producer Bruce takes an unimportant call mid-show . . . Shaggy break!
Redditor thinks his grandfather may have been a Freemason . . . maybe
Masonic funeral services as the only memorial service
We discuss current events in another jurisdictions Grand Lodge in spite of having no clue
Apparently, Jason failed in preventing Harlan from drinking the Grand Lodge Kool-aid
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Special Guest: Ass. Producer Marshall.

Episode 80: Bro Bono

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 13 Jul 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Harlan is the accidental-racist from the get-go
The Chaplain may be hibernating somewhere . . . so we replaced him with new-guy Rick!
Toilet humor - more specifically, port-a-potty talk
No more Fair stuff! We discuss our lives outside of the carnival
This week, we broke Harlan
Jason goes on vacation at the children's museum
Jason's son lawyers his Dad
Harlan's daughter has a black hole for a stomach
Some fair talk - prison vs. the fair
Are we really "like minded" men?
How have you changed as a person since becoming a Mason?
Apparently this is Harlan's TEMPERED ego . . . wow
So many titles for men meeting on the "level"
Why does our Lodge have so many petitions at present?
"Et tu Harlan"
Handling disabled candidates - we make it work!
Jason's secret Ryan crush - should we really ban Masons from /r/freemasonry?
"Bro bono" work
Freemasonry in the 21st Century - delivering the lost from World of Warcraft
All bad ideas originate with Jason
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Episode 79: Blowing Stuff Up

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 06 Jul 2015 17:00:00 -0400

We're all beat down and hung over from the Independence Day Fair
The Chaplain eats everything in the Lodge during the show
Jason discovers the intellectual capacity of our neighbors
We hang out with Nazis (actors)
Jason assaults our patrons in the parking lot
We deal with the Confederate flag controversy . . .
We go fan-boy over WWII re-enactors from the fair
Harlan gets into a WWII history argument . . . with WWII re-enactors
Jason picks up the accidental racist baton from Harlan
We talk about outdoor degrees
Side degrees . . . what's up with those?
Dealing with anti-masonic family members
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Episode 78: The Chaplain's Worst Week . . . Ever

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 29 Jun 2015 18:00:00 -0400

IF YOU'RE NEW: LISTEN TO THE END BEFORE GETTING YOUR APRON IN A WAD
Someone finally offers that date . . . then Harlan declines. Now we know why people don't offer.
For the first time in After Lodge history: Jason praises Harlan!
What's bothering Rev. Bro. Chaplain?
Jason apparently has no problem with slavery
The Chaplain tells more of the worst week ever. What would Jesus do with this?
How is this against religion . . . what?
We broke the Chaplain, finally
Bouncy houses for Producer Bruce wile the Chaplain plans the greatest troll yet
"But . . . what about the children?"
Should Freemasonry ever tolerate polygamy?
We tend to enforce laws when it's convenient
Transgendered youth, what happens with them?
After all of that, we raise the curtain: "FULL DISCLOSURE!"
Jason makes an ultimatum: No. Ryan. Ever.
Harlan blames /u/SeattleShriner for his accidental racism
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Episode 77: Masonic Podcast Appreciation Day

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Jun 2015 18:00:00 -0400

Father's Day - for everyone but Dads
Bring everyone you work with to join the Lodge . . . like R.W. Josh
Harlan has been box free for four days (for now)
More Fair stuff
Jason left in charge of the "piglets", decides to steal a police cruiser
Anecdotal is actually a word. The O.E.S. is shrinking, time for an update?
Carpet is the wrong color!
SPOILER ALERT: Santa isn't real. Harlan learns this.
Should Petitions for the Degrees contain questions about political views or voting history?
Anti-Ryan sentiment is just Jason's, but we all disagree
Is Freemasonry dying? For the last time: NO!
What awful, heretical, unmentionable thing did Harlan say this time?
Harlan is going to Dallas and needs a date (or just a Lodge visit)
Happy Father's Day!
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Episode 76: Free & Accepted Carnies

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 15 Jun 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Introducing for the first time: Bro.^2 and Bro. Nipples
We charter the Most Worshipful Harlan Grand Lodge of Free & Accepted Carnies
Our Lodge endangers the general public at a sizeable city fair . . . for charity, of course
Right Worshipful Grant Landscaper Josh joins the carnival
The Chaplain steals corn dogs to troll Jason
Jason fights with high school kids on skateboards while Harlan studies them like zoo animals
Harlan's daughter suckers vendors out of free stuff
We discuss the merits of Special Deputies
A conspiracy is hatched . . . there will be smores!
An opinion poll by /u/ThePastMaster
The Seventh Degree in the Netherlands
It's the last night of being sleepless, sunburnt, and hungover . . . for charity - until two weeks from now
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Special Guests: Fellow Craft "Nipples", Landscaper Josh, and Mike (Brother²).

Episode 75: Falling Skies

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 Jun 2015 16:00:00 -0400

Worshipless Producer Bruce says, "somebody's been sitting in my chair"
Another phone goes off during the show . . . and it's not Jason's phone this time
The BIG Fair is coming up this week; is the sky falling?
Why do we have a camper in our parking lot?!
Rev. Chaplain had fun at a wedding . . . and sings for us
A surprise visit that we messed up
Nicknames and wrestling
Harlan didn't have a box! This week . . .
Pleasing your Father, or how to talk to Dad about Freemasonry
The Three Great Lies of Freemasonry
Florida Man is back on the podcast!
Why is everyone burning down our lodges?!
Jason prepares the Lodge to move to Texas, then backs out.
When Freemasonry may or may not be for you.
We discuss the flair epidemic - and Harlan discovers cuff links with time pieces in them
How to do better ritual work
Should we better define Freemasonry's idea of a higher power?
Atheism IS a religion?
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Episode 74: The One Percenters

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 01 Jun 2015 16:00:00 -0400

Harlan went to the moon?
Tony plugs his headphones into a McDonald's cup
Hearing tests and birthday parties
Why doesn't anyone ever miss the Chaplain?
Jason wasn't drunk! He . . . had a reaction to some cold medicine . . .
The Chaplain survives a political assassination attempt
Why are we here?
The reason podcasts will die . . . porn!
What do you think about the Shrine?
(Yet) Another state declares the Widow's Sons clandestine
The Chaplain (finally) opens his calendar on the show
Harlan - the accidental racist
Lodges who go dark traditionally - stop it, we have A/C now!
Harlan was almost killed for following Grand Lodge orders
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Episode 73: They Walk Among Us

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 25 May 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Recording on a Friday night
We nerd out over Google's iTunes for Amazon Prime
Harlan can't play any of his Elton John collection at work anymore
The Lodge visitation that almost wasn't
Harlan sells Grand Lodge pins, then can't deliver
The "Box Test" for Secretary awesomeness
Jason O'McIreland, Private Investigator
Harlan makes up some crap about work and drug testing . . . to no end
My boyfriend is spending too much time with Masonic activities
Thieves in our midst - stealing from their Brothers
Cowans sabotage Harlan's most sacred ritual
Jason gets his son excited for chicken nuggets - then gives him a box of tartar sauce
Feds use RICO statutes to seize I.P. rights to biker patches
Should others treat you the way you appear?
Why do Freemasons (at least where we are) seem to get a free pass from biker gangs?
We discuss the Masonic Police Department . . . again
What does (or should) the phrase "free born" mean in the context of our ritual?
Happy Memorial Day!
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Episode 72: Bro-ization

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 18 May 2015 18:00:00 -0400

Josh abandoned the show immediately after sound check
Harlan is sick again
Harlan wants to impersonate Jason on the Web
Jason steals the food right off Harlan's plate . . . again
"I don't feel any different after being Raised"
Did you feel differently the instant you child was born?
Good insurance for government workers
Jason keeps hitting his mic . . . somehow it's Bruce's fault
Masonic traditions that you don't see anymore
Where are we going to get all the swords?
Harlan wants to draw the one guy you aren't supposed to draw
The "Greatest Masonic Treasurer"
The hyper-masculinization and fetishizing of Masonic symbols
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Special Guests: Landscaper Josh and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 71: Making Mom Proud

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 11 May 2015 16:45:00 -0400

It's a solo show with /u/AfterLodgeJason
Oh wait, never mind, it's /u/afterlodgeharlan
Harlan has a lot of responsibilities
National canned food drive day . . . some things should not be donated
The Masonic Illuminati Police Department . . . we don't get it
Key responsibility taken seriously by Worshipful Grand Landscaper Josh
People who get upset when they break a rule
Reminiscing about the days when Harlan still listened to Jason's book advice
Why we bag on Ohio - not just the Lodge, it's the entire state
Switching lodges before being raised to the Third Degree, should you ever?
Train wrecks to watch - got to love politics
Happy Mothers' Day! (Get something nice for your mom!)
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Show notes courtesy of /u/deer8189 (again).

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Episode 70: The Two Widows' Son

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 04 May 2015 17:00:00 -0400

We decide to do a second sound check on the air
Messing with Jason's car (practical jokes . . . gone horribly wrong)
A very wealth Lodge with no attendees
What happens (or what should happen) to a Lodge's stuff when it dies?
No quarter for Grand Lodge - Masonic Bill of Rights Amendment No. 3
What is our obligation to the widow of an Entered Apprentice?
Freemasonry's contracts and obligations - whose breaks first?
Masonic Idol
Why do some churches hate Freemasonry?
Jews for Jesus?
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Episode 69: Floating on Ice

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 26 Apr 2015 14:00:00 -0400

The Gang's back together (But no introductions - hope you remember who the original gang was)
How Disney was for Harlan
Harlan was a prop
Disney’s brand control
Harlan was in a bar fight. (The perfect storm)
Jason gets the pink eye ( What color sickness will be next?)
Wayne sends us a package, And a letter. Lets do show and tell.
Harlan can’t open his package
Jason gets a new title
Masonic emblems, Where should they go
Meth on the moon or so he hopes
Live through who you put in your chairs
Making of mason who won’t show at lodge
Ideal times between degree work
Traditions that are held dear
Petition is there something to make better (Personality test would be the end of us)
Junior lawyer pin awarded
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Episode 68: Lawless

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 20 Apr 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Harlan's turn to be gone
The Chaplain and Landscaper Josh fill in
Chaplain discovered comfort wipes
Thanks again Nick (/u/millenialfreemason) for filling in last show
Motions are made while the Chaplain is gone
Schizoaffective disorder
Son is turned away by his dad
Comment to a Past Grand Master
No food to the hungry
When would you be a mason and turning points of history
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Episode 67: Agency Law

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 13 Apr 2015 19:00:00 -0400

Intro Track: "Show Me Your Teeth" by Lady Gaga
Formal introductions, for the first time ever
Jason's out sick, so we replaced him with an upgraded version
We play Jason's last will and testament
A lesson in agency law from two Masonic lawyers
The Knights Templar and the awesomeness of the Royal Arch
We talk Scottish Rite for a while
Favorite conspiracy theories that you have changed your mind about
Is Texas (Masonry, but in general) out of hand? Are we too scared to admit it?
A deaf petitioner for the degrees
Daughter of 33rd Degree Mason seeks to join the Order of the Eastern Star
How to avoid becoming Master
Should the Grand Lodge work to promote Masonry publicly?
Plug for The Masonic Roundtable (Nick's show)
Thanks again to Nick, /u/millenialfreemason for joining us!
Outro Track: "Shriners Convention" by Ray Stevens
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Special Guest: Nick Johnson.

Episode 66: Seven Plagues

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 06 Apr 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Only Jason an Harlen shower up
The greatest Passover story ever told
Jason's endures the Seven Plagues of Egypt during Passover
Amys April Fools joke
How has Freemasonry evolved over time?
A Brother's girlfriend finds his Masonic books
How often should you Lodge meet?
Worshipful Master-Landscaper Josh shows up (why isn't he in church?)
Who should you talk to about membership matters
English Freemason on YouTube after chasing people down
If thousands of laywers go to The Happiest Place on Earth . . . is it still happy?
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Episode 65: Guilty Until Proven Innocent

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 30 Mar 2015 17:00:00 -0400

Reminiscing about the golden days of the nerd
Bruce's boss shows up at his house, drags him by the ear to work
Life changing topics from /u/The_Past_Master
The role of religion in 18th century Freemasonry
Penny given to a petitioner
To learn[.] to subdue my passions . . .
Broyalty
A quick lesson (Hah!) in symbolism and subconscious manipulation
A gift for a child
Why you shouldn't revisit the films of your youth (except for Aladdin)
The Fourth Branch of U.S. Government - Guilty until proven innocent
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Episode 64: From the Archives: After Lodge Apathy

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 23 Mar 2015 17:00:00 -0400

March Madness got a little too crazy for us, so there's now show this week
We've dug out and censored a favorite episode from the archives: Episode 27 - After Lodge Apathy
These are the notes from way back then . . .
Bro. Chad Bromley (aka Apathy) joins us for After Lodge!
We discuss Apathy's controversial The Grand Leveler
Jason and Producer Bruce discover a new way to play chess
Stuck in the middle: defending Freemasonry to the hip-hop community, and vice-versa
The dangers of being a Freemason in totalitarian states
The good and the bad guys of hip-hop
Apathy weighs in on some common After Lodge talking points
The hosts are treated to a sneak-peak of upcoming Apathy masonic lyrics
Be sure to check out Apathy's Facebook page and Instagram
And of course, if you like what you hear, show him some love on iTunes
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Special Guests: Chad Bromley and Landscaper Josh.

Episode 63: The Chaplain Gets Wings

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 16 Mar 2015 17:00:00 -0400

The Chaplain drinks a Red Bull for the first time. And immediately after, another one.
Dirty-mouthed comedians (aside from the after lodge crew).
Talk of King cakes and Fat Tuesday make Jason's diabeetus kick in again.
Topics this week from 'The St. Paddy's Greenboard'.
Turns out, The Chaplain likes Red Bull. Also, Bruce finally figures out the taurine/Red Bull thing, and Jason makes ~~meth~~ counterfeit Red Bull, but has difficulty obtaining a precursor.
A 15-year-old student asks his teacher some questions about Freemasonry. Then he asked /r/freemasonry/. Then he deleted his account.
Harlan's fine with being infamous, as long as he's famous (he's also got a pretty big head).
Jason and The Chaplain tell funny, gay stories.
Are there physical barriers to joining (answer: depends on your definition of barrier)?
In-lodge politics
Who's most likely to have a heart attack (we're terrible people, apparently)
Introducing: The Knickerbuddy Bar. It's a hit.
Should there be a waiting period to join appendant bodies?
The Chaplain misses /u/The_Past_Master a little too much.
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Episode 62: The Past Master Comes to Town

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 10 Mar 2015 10:00:00 -0400

/u/ThePastMaster shows up, and he really brought the Taser
"Friend of the Show" Jack, along with The Chaplain, and Ass. Producer Marshall eagerly await Jason's tasing
We're recording the After Lodge show after lodge, which is never a good idea.
Our big M.M. Degree and jurisdictional differences (i.e. another one that's doing it wrong)
/u/ThePastMaster makes us talk about dues . . . again.
Jason reaches an all time low and emotionally destroys our Chaplain
Is there someone who you would actually refuse to give a petition to?
Why has Reddit been so full of reposts and whiners of late?
How /u/ThePastMaster killed an innocent woodland creature
Harlan runs out of paper for edit sheets
Another huge thanks to /u/ThePastMaster from the After Lodge Crew for traveling so many miles to join us for the weekend
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Episode 61: Point of Order

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 02 Mar 2015 16:00:00 -0500

Intro: "Three Dimes Down" by the Drive-By Truckers
Jason blunders the introduction and renegotiates a contract
Worshipless Producer Bruce is an undercover Elitist
Who the hell made Robert in charge of the rules?!
Frozen roads spark a war between mail carriers and garbage men
Two whole gallons of tartar sauce . . . what exactly are you doing there?
We went bowling with the local Prince Hall Lodge
Topics this week from: The Tazerman Cometh Whiteboard
Help Wanted: No Irish need apply!
Should you get a gift for your sponsor (or your lecturer instead)?
R.I.P. Leonard Nimoy
You see . . . there was another banjo
Pancake Flipping Jihadists!
How to deal with an out of control Master
Should this kid ask his local lodge for money?
Outro: "Subterranean Homesick Blues" by Bob Dylan
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Episode 60: A Tale of Two Dogs

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 23 Feb 2015 17:00:00 -0500

Intro: "Hillbilly Joker" by Hank III
Snow, ice, frozen hell, but no R.W. Bob . . . we'll take it
Entered Apprentice Tales 1 - Having second thoughts after being initiated as an Entered Apprentice
Dog Tales 1 - Seeking chairty on /r/freemasonry
Dog Tales 2 - Arrest made in case of dog burned alive in front of Masonic lodge
Operative advice from speculative Masons
Making good men . . . better? Or gooder?
The Chaplain gets a promotion: he's an elitist now!
Entered Apprentice Tales 2 - An evangelizing mentor, as opposed to a teaching mentor
Another clandi causing trouble
The countdown begins: 12 days until /u/The_Past_Master comes to "tease" Jason
Outro: "U.R.A. Fever" by The Kills
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Episode 59: Young Old Dad

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 16 Feb 2015 16:00:00 -0500

Intro: The Passenger by Iggy Pop
It's cold, let's move!
Harlan hates the "Christian" holiday of "Valentimes"
Freemasons signing on just to push their wares
Harlan is a steam engine
We have a whiteboard so we are credible (at least, more than Glenn Beck)
Freemason strip club, and stripper Masons
Episode 59 is posted!
Suspenders for socks?
Is it selfish to drop out of the officer line?
The Senior Deacon's curse
Jason and phone scams . . . *meow*!
The cost of life on the Death Star
What would you want to see on your lodge website?
Jason wants more Candy Crush - Soda invitations
Where to wear and do you wear your Masonic ring?
Freemasonry made me athiest
Can Freemasonry save God, should it?
Postage stamps are legal tender in the United States
Outro: Satan's Blues by Creepshow
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Episode 58: Templar Treasure

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 09 Feb 2015 16:00:00 -0500

Jack's back! Also, the Chaplain
Quibbles over the studio equipment
The Chaplain's creepy mic-breathing
Droning (AKA Jack and The Chaplain are nerds)
After Lodge dues talk spills over onto /r/freemasonry
/u/ThePastMaster and his lodge care a little too much about Jason's regularity
The big hub-bub meeting and After Lodge gaffes
Topics this week from The 'Templar's Treasure' Whiteboard [chaplain approved!!]
Product placement
The After Lodge crew has played too many videogames
What's the problem with candles?
The crew as Simpson characters
When is a brother not a brother
Felonious freemasons?
The Chaplain speaks too quickly too often
Drone v2.0 makes an appearance
HDTVs/internet and your lodge
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Episode 57: The Golden Super Bowl

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 02 Feb 2015 17:00:00 -0500

Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob is a Clown (because he is a Shriner . . . we think)
Jason is called upon to fill two offices at once while visiting another lodge
After Lodge Method of Lodge Success, Landmark No. 6: "If you feed them . . . they will come"
The Chaplain crashes the show with a drone (actually, he mostly crashes the drone)
Rev. Chaplain admits that he cheated during the Chili Cook Off, and shows off the Super Golden Bowl
Lodge Chaplains are immune to prosecution for unmasonic conduct
Is pretrial diversion an admission of guilt? Should it cause your removal from Freemasonry?
Ramon/Ramey/Roman noodles . . . chicken flavor!
Should you invite your Lodge brothers to your child's birthday party? Jason didn't
Being an apendant body vulture: soliciting new members on the night of their raising
Freemasonry becoming one's religion
A Reddit Brother disagrees (he's wrong) on the Charlie Hebdo writers being good examples of Freemasonry
Jason turns history into agency law
How much money do you spend on Freemasonry?
Jason and Harlan get into another tiffle (more than a tiff, not quite a kirfuffle) about lodge dues
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Episode 56: Crybabies

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 26 Jan 2015 10:00:00 -0500

Chili Cook Off results
(Worshipful) Landscaper Josh attempts to poison /u/jasonswifeamy
Jason breaks fancy plumbing
Jason learns to hitch-hike
Why do restaurants put items on the menu that they don't serve?
Is IHOP the worst thing ever?
Pots, kettles, whining, moaning, and complaining
Making masons at sight (again)
Amend the motion: "Lets do X and never talk about it again"
A fishy D.W.I.
Ideas for fun events a Lodge can do
A tattoo in honor of a (masonic) grandfather
"This minivan is in loving memory of Jason"
What role would you prefer to have when your friend is initiated?
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Episode 55: Big Matt Little Matt

The After Lodge Crew — Sun, 18 Jan 2015 17:00:00 -0500

E-Juice! (but, please stop calling it that)
Rev. Chaplain's Candy Crush addiction
Goodbye to Big Matt, hello to Little Matt
The Chaplain repents
Another visit to the anti-after-lodge-lodge
Bro. Chaplain acquires new DNA
Bro. Senior Steward quits half-way through an Entered Apprentice Degree . . . "nope!"
The annual Chili Cook Off
Scavenging for food and drink after lodge
Lodge security in an age of "terrorism"
Robert Jordan (author of The Wheel of Time) was a Freemason
"How much longer before it's funny?!"
Ghosts and their E-Juice (quit saying that!)
More trash talking about cars
How Jason paves Pikey Mountain
The Chaplain called Harlan's wife "Meg" from Family Guy
Grant Lodges interfering with the dues collection process
There is no Grand Lodge really, the Grand Lodge conspiracy
A coffee pot is going to burn down our building
How to approach an O.E.S. member in public
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Special Guests: Little Matt and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 54: Intervention

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 12 Jan 2015 17:00:00 -0500

** Show notes courtesy of /u/jasonswifeamy ("who does a lot of stuff for the show"); Make sure to shower her with obnoxious amounts of gratitude.
Our Chaplain may be the Anti-Christ
Jason explains why you shouldn't trust Google Maps
The Past Grand Master (not to be confused with /u/ThePastMaster) messes with the boys
Colonel Brian joins in
/u/ThePastMaster sends Harlan a Masonic pronunciation dictionary
A belated thank you to: Bill from Texas, and Amy (who does a lot of stuff for the show)
It's intervention time, the guys address:
Harlin's "E-Juice" . . . and coffee
Jason's cigarette and inhaler combo
Col. Brian's nose spray
Joining the Lodge if you are Levayan, Luciferian, or otherwise confused
The International Free and Accepted Masons (or as we like to say: more "clandees") and hazing
The profane wearing Masonic rings
Jason is making up words again
"You picking up what I'm putting down?"
On a more serious note: Je Suis Charlie!
Thank you to Matt, it's been fun having you down!
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Special Guests: Colonel Brian, M.W. Past Grand Has-Been, and Matt.

Episode 53: Anniversary Edition

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 05 Jan 2015 16:00:00 -0500

Welcome to the Anniversary Edition of the After Lodge Podcast!
Jason has a break down . . . right off the bat
The full crew in the studio!
Rev. Chaplain shows up to deal with R.W. Grand Censor Bob, but gets distracted by Candy Crush
The Chaplain lodges a formal complaint with the Crew about the quality of the show
Harlan cracks jokes about robbing a bank . . . while the guys are in a bank
Even our Lodge is not immune to rogue officers and less than brotherly brethren
Our Master was packing heat!
The Chaplain and Jason's Mom
Shout outs to our friends, name and unnamed
Why is everyone on their phones?!
Masonic Prayer
Harlan takes an important phone call during the show
"Jack, go warm up the Kia!"
Harlan's slip up, the Grand Lodge probably thinks he's a racist now
Are the apron positions a Masonic secret?
The U.S.P.S. band of brothers, also known as the "Thick Blue Line"
Should a Master-Elect skip his Installation in order to attend his in-law's annual Christmas party?
We receive a mandate from Bro. George W. Washington himself, with a personal mandate for the crew.
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Special Guests: Ass. Producer Marshall, Jack, Landscaper Josh, and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 52: Possum Lockup

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 29 Dec 2014 16:00:00 -0500

Opening track: "Flying Over Water" by Jason Isbell
Bro. Jack joins us after being gone for a while
We have a critter in the ceiling tiles
Harlan learns to play cricket . . . smugly
The crew spends the holidays in county jail
Jack quits the show
What did the hosts get for Christmas?
Harlan ordered an imaginary HDMI cable
A word of advice for Internet Masons
The Chaplain is still a master troll
When is Saint John's Day, really? Harlan says on Sunday, Wikipedia says 12/27
Some dummies in Texas want to charter an Anglo Saxon lodge (of which most of them aren't qualified to be members?)
Colonel Brian tries to smoke out the critter in the ceiling
Bills and minutes - should they be cut out of lodge communications?
"If I could be the Masonic Ceasar for a day . . . "
Matt returns, guess he never was really gone
D.R.o.F. - really?
Closing track: "San Francisco" by Lucredo
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Special Guests: Colonel Brian, Jack, Matt, and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 51: Christmas Flowers

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Dec 2014 20:00:00 -0500

Bruce is away being Santa - so Ass. Producer Marshall fills in
The After Lodge Lodge Installation of Officers
Harlan wears the famous cufflinks
Disrespectful flatulation during closing ritual
Amy sends a Christmas gift for the After Lodge Crew
A widow prepares Harlan's special dinner
Cutters in the Craft
Is this a Lodge or the Military?
Our Gnome says "nope!"
Are there any famous "bad" Masons?
Harlan wants to talk about Cuba - the hosts disagree
Our lodge's new master is Darth Vader
What gifts did we get for our widows?
No jokes! Jokes are hazing, this kind of levity is not acceptable in a proper institution!
After making the mistake of leaving us unsupervised during the holidays, Bob pops in . . . oh yeah
Merry Christmas! From the After Lodge Crew
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Episode 50: CHOW-nukkah

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 15 Dec 2014 18:00:00 -0500

Show notes this week courtesy of Brother Son
Matt is Back!
Grand Censor Bob tries water boarding
Jason wants to start surveillance around the lodge, but will he catch a predator?
Can Harlan teach me how to Dougie?
Harlan, not just a Jew, but a terrible son too
Lizard aliens at the center of the Earth
Bruce is The Prophet
Jason gets raped by /u/rfuller on Facebook
Is Hanukkah important?
Where should visitors sit?
Jason wants us to go to Heaven - with Jack Chics help
M.W. Prince Hall - hustling us at the bowling alley
Harlan is the personal property of the Grand Master
Moving on up! From Landscaper to Worshipful Master
Harlan is peddling ties
Die-uh-beetis is not a joke!
Is it okay to wear pop-pops old masonic ring if you are not a member?
What are KFC's 11 herbs and spices?
How old is Jason's Grandma?
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Special Guests: Matt and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 49: Clandestine

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 Dec 2014 19:00:00 -0500

Opening track: Beat the Devil's Tattoo by Black Rebel Motorcycle Club
Harlan and Compases and his wrongness (ALH: I would note here that /u/afterlodgejason can't even spell the word he insists is correct, left as-is to prove a point)
Our new friend Matt joins us from Michigan
Harlan demits from Freemasonry citing clandestine-ness
Election night at our lodge
Jason's dues card
Harlan and Catholic weddings
The Past Master's long-game troll worked after all
Grand Lodges of Texas agree to intervisitation thanks to the After Lodge Podcast! You're welcome.
Harlan is still wrong... cars that run on water?
Having the Tiler inside the lodge room
Should the Tiler be excused from voting?
The crew talks about moving to Texas
Harlan defends Bill Cosby (or as he claims: the rights of man to a trial by jury before conviction instead of mob rule)
Masonic employment bureaus
/u/JasonsWifeAmy expresses her anger over Jason's insensitive comments
Inviting candidates vs. suggesting candidates - a distinction without a difference?
The Masonic Roundtable hires Harlan to be their Andy Roonie
Closing track: I Might be Wrong by Radiohead
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Episode 48: No Compromise

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 01 Dec 2014 19:00:00 -0500

Show notes pending because /u/afterlodgejason is a slacker.

Special Guest: R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 47: The Longest Episode Ever

The After Lodge Crew — Sat, 29 Nov 2014 08:00:00 -0500

Worthy Producer /u/JasonsWifeAmy joins the show this week who was also tasked with writing these show notes again
Harlan gets fitted
Brothers be traveling
Jason has been sick
Amy is a better Producer than Bruce
Poor breakfast management
Harlen smokes a pipe
Amy decorated the "Gobble-Gobble" White Board
Computer trouble at lodge
Charity at the breakfast
Harlin got scammed
Pastafarians
We ramble for a bit
Masonic Bill of Rights
More rambling
Dealing with daughters, widows, and sisters
Mr. Crowley
Harlon almost starts a fire
Ramble, ramble, ramble
Back to Crowley
History lessons
Research Lodges
Harlun does not give legal advice on the show
Jason and Harlyn talk about about Amy while she's gone
Back on topic
The Lodge makes men better
Thanksgiving: it is not a religious holiday
Storytime: what would you do?
Jason verbally abuses his wife
Final rambles
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Episode 46: Snowmageddon

The After Lodge Crew — Sat, 29 Nov 2014 08:00:00 -0500

Show notes guest written by /u/JasonsWifeAmy. * Denotes thoughts of Amy
Harlyn's plans to take over the world
The boys have been traveling in the boonies again
The printer is haunted
Jason issues a formal complaint to his local representative
We're still debating Compass, Compasses, Compassi
This show is Cereal
Grand Representatives to foreign places are considered stupid by brethren
Boonies lodge is annoyed by Harlyn showing up and then discuss American Legion business
Busy week ahead
Jason is indentured to Harlyn
Snowmageddon is coming, Harlyn needs eggs
Climate change is Harlyn's fault, or Bruce's car
Why does Harlyn hate America
Factory vs. Assembly Plant
Harlyn is trying to piss off all labor unions
This show is a big rambling CF
Jason loves people
I think these people have ADD
The "HIT IT" White Board
Plug for Your Moms Mailman Podcast
Don't drink formaldehyde!!!!
If you could change one thing about your lodge, what would it be?
Harlyn has a long list.
Gift ideas for widows...Fruit basket outdated?
I wouldn't want a fruit basket or a Hershey bar. Caroling strippers sound much better
Jason misses Family Night, *but never invites his family.
PROHIBITION aka. "Pushing Jason's Button"
When is good night for Lodge meetings? The worst?
Harlyn is Bi-polar about America
How to request a brother to behave more respectfully?
A jurisdiction up North is stirring up poop.
Looking to speak with brothers from CT.
Should Jason get tasered?
THE END
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Episode 45: Square and Compassi

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 10 Nov 2014 20:00:00 -0500

Jason failed at show notes . . . so, they're ghost written this week; please harass him at your leisure.
Mountain journies to places with no address
Bruce's life is really awesome
Harlan finally flies off the handle, Jason style about something
Compass or Compasses? Perhaps: Compassi?
Thermostat wars
Are non-veterans still regarded as people in Freemasonry?
The After Lodge Road Show, coming soon to an address-less lodge near you!
What is the coolest thing you have done as a Mason?
Welcome to our new South Korean listeners!
Replacing old lodges with condominiums, courtesy of /u/TikiJack
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Episode 44: Getting Cold Teeth

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 03 Nov 2014 17:00:00 -0500

Topics this week from: "The Trix is Frozen" Whiteboard. R.I.P. Trix.
Halloween got COLD
Harlan jeopardizes a lodge's charter because there was no food
Jason takes the Soul in for service, leaves with a new car
Jason's Doctor Sister calls in to confess that "Jason was right"
Bruce is a Juggalo . . . again
How do you answer: what is Freemasonry? Don't feel bad, we also have no idea
Jason is assigned to a committee while he isn't even at lodge
Why I wear the Fez
Colonel Brian shows up
A Brother Senior Warden's church doesn't approve of Freemasonry; so he demits
Jason is the "Fall Guy"
Martial Arts and the Masonic Lodge
Is (clinical) depression a reason to avoid joining a lodge?
Harlan discusses another Past Master with Alzheimer's (no joke here, it's rough)
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Special Guests: Colonel Brian and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 43: Intemperance and Excess

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 27 Oct 2014 18:00:00 -0400

The Haunted Lodge
Jason . . . travels to another lodge?
The Right Worshipful Bob vs. Revered Chaplain conflict
Modern Day Superman
Amy's Halloween costume and the Rico doctrines
Confessions of a bad Mason
The Square virtues of Round Masons
Harlan taunts Jason with donuts
Intemperance and Excess - the lost Masonic virtue
What happens when a cowan really tries to enter the lodge?
Firearms in the lodge hall
Pall Mall cigarettes and the diabetes lung-cancer global population control conspiracy
Jason and his uncle
/u/millenialfreemason authors the After Lodge ad on Masonic Radio Theater
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Episode 42: The Meaning of Life

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 20 Oct 2014 18:00:00 -0400

"Don't forget to bring a towel!"
Jason and the Star
Jason attempts to put Harlan on retainer
Bruce steps up
The Master orders Harlan to prepare dinner for lodge to keep his ego in check
Harlan rides the Southeast Illuminati Tour
Topics this week from: The "Moooooooove on" Whiteboard
A Brother returns to lodge after some time
New After Lodge broadcast method - edit your own copy!
Masonic geezers, gone wild! (no, it's not as awesome as it sounds)
Jason trolls Harlan in lodge, Harlan returns fire ten-fold
Female cows . . . heifers or just girl cows?
What Masonic customs really grind your gears?
When is the best time for dinner during a degree night?
How many candidates are too many at one time?
The Grand Oreo 94th Degree Diabetes Conspiracy
Should Entered Apprentices be admitted to business meetings?
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Episode 41: Living the Dream

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 13 Oct 2014 18:00:00 -0400

Brian is abused by Right Worshipful Censor Bob
Jason called in the paparazzi before the show
Brian and Jason go on a picnic
Bruce's cousin Alex calls in
Jason masterminds the car argument . . . again
Question of the week: Brother commits murder-suicide, is he entitled to a Masonic funeral?
Bruce is a chess Grand Master
Bro. Chaplain makes an appearance to troll Jason with the Twilight Saga
Would Hunter S. Thompson have made a good Mason?
Josh thinks our lodge is haunted
We need a spinner for the Whiteboard
We talk women-only lodges . . . again
Football, women, Freemasonry, and breast cancer?
Admitting homosexual Freemasons
Bruce and Harlan live the dream . . . together
We are most definitely not at all in any way under any circumstances broadcasting from the good state of Arkansas
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Special Guests: Colonel Brian and R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 40: The Big Visitation

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 06 Oct 2014 18:00:00 -0400

Harlan messes up Masonic Protocol (actually, so does Jason)
Jason loves puppies
Harlan continues to overcompensate - this time with a microphone stand
Do synagogues really charge admission to High Holy Day services?
Producer Bruce is with the Knights of Columbus?!
Topics this week from: "The Profane Whiteboard"
"Crying gets the sad out of you"
Producer Bruce's cousins backs Jason up (Harlan will follow up with why they're both wrong next week)
Harlen "gotz poo on his shirt!"
The show is interrupted by the Most Worshipful Grand Master!
After the break, Harlan continues alone
Should we scrap the use of the word "profane"?
Col. Brian (from Your Mom's Mailman) joins us for the second half
Goats in Acacia trees . . . funny or not?
Do we take the whole goat thing too far?
Our lodge probably has a Warlock (the World of Warcraft kind, not the motorcycle kind)
Happy anniversary to our Most Worshipful Prince Hall affiliated Brethren
What misconceptions did you have before joining Freemasonry?
The After Lodge Crew charters a new concordant body: The Billy Goat Riders
Masonic Radio Theater - http://www.masonicradiotheatre.com/
Does your Shrine have a bar?
How do you talk to your kids about Freemasonry?
Lodge politicians and election season
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Special Guests: Colonel Brian and M.W. Past Grand Has-Been.

Episode 39: Lowering the Bar

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 29 Sep 2014 18:00:00 -0400

Special thanks to /u/nzfreemason (Rob) for the new introduction narration
Ass. Producer Marshall shows up with the police
Harlan passes the Bar Exam and doesn't get the J-Law joke
Harlan is made an honorary junior 5-0 (aka piglet)
After Lodge technical problems
Our lodge uses Jason's funeral apron as a door stuffing
Bacongate!
Jason wants to shut down Masonic regalia companies . . . and then open his own.
A Masonic Tanakh is finally available
What do young masons really want? A discussion heralded by old masons
Harlan's lodge minutes
The secret to the After Lodge pancake breakfast . . . and the magic eggs
The After Lodge Crew almost kills diabetics with fake sugar-free syrup
Harlan secretly loves Bill Mahr
Are ex-wives out of bounds legally? How about morally?
Jason's anti-virus is fully up to date
Can a transexual remain a Freemason?
Highly functioning handicapped individuals, are they eligible for membership?
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Episode 38: The Purple People Eaters

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 22 Sep 2014 17:45:00 -0400

Thankfully, Right Worshipful Censor Bob doesn't know what "Brony Cast" means
Bro. Chaplain can not only push Jason's buttons, but wires in new ones to press later
Widows and Past Masters Banquet becomes the Past Masters Roast
The wife of a candidate for our lodge wants to know why she can't join
Shamless plugging of another show - Your Mom's Mail Man
The Square and Compass waffle iron project is making progress
Singular circumstance: A candidate being investigating has to be told "we're not all this young"
/u/ThePastMaster tazing Jason may not be a joke, this is really happening
/u/JCMasonSquared gifts the After Lodge Crew a large-breed dog shock collar and some profound words
Grand Lodge overreach - by /u/TikiJack
Handing out cards which brag about and invite others to join Freemasonry
Poking the bears
Move up nights - boon or bane?
Who should confer the degrees of Freemasonry?
The Progressive Line - friend or foe? Jason and Harlan clash again
Lodges that nickel and dime unnecessarily . . . like ours
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Special Guest: R.W. Grand Censor Bob.

Episode 37: Paradigm Shift

The After Lodge Crew — Tue, 16 Sep 2014 19:00:00 -0400

Introducing Right Worshipful Grand Censor Bob
Are there such things as "Magic Words"? Apparently to some people
Harlan starts the process of inventing new After Lodge profanity
The hosts review their meeting with the Grand Lodge
Jason was possessed with proper English rhetoric during that meeting . . . for a whole five minutes!
What changes are coming to the After Lodge Podcast?
The hosts share a valuable moral story submitted to us by an anonymous lodge some time ago
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Episode 36: Murder & Treason

The After Lodge Crew — Mon, 08 Sep 2014 20:00:00 -0400

It's an After Lodge Reunion!
Jack joins us again
Our Grand Lodge finds us out. Holding to ancient traditions, it turns out that corporal punishment is still a thing!
An apology to the Ancient and Accepted Scottish Rite, for something?
Jason knows seventeen (17) words that aren't on the FCC bad word list
Topics this week from the "Murder and Treason" whiteboard
Arson suspected in Douglasville lodge fire
Details of a degree posted online by a legitimate body
Facebook, Freemasonry, and Politics
Why ~~do we~~ does the Freemasonry Subreddit pick on the Shrine so often?
IRC Saturdays
Harlan and Jason go to time-out
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Special Guest: Ass. Producer Marshall.