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228: Normal Aging Thing

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0500

Running out of time, graduating from the rowing machine, looming fears of mortality.

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227: Job Island

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 07 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

And tell me what street compares with Mott Street in July? Literally anywhere else, Ella, get it together.

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226: Quiet Minimal Nonsense

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 26 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

A trip to Dia, thoughts on Judd, Sandback, Minimalism at large, and run.

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225: Only Murders in the Gallery

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Hips before dips? Not on this pod.

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224: Slices of What Could Be

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 14 Jan 2024 11:30:00 -0500

Car, gym, film, WW2 and magical realism. Enjoy.

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223: A B Down

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 06 Jan 2024 02:00:00 -0500

New Year, Same Pod: Different Bods, Different Rides, Gentle Januaries, and a roundup of the last shows on 2023.

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222: Pigeon B*tch

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 16 Dec 2023 01:15:00 -0500

You get two in one week, it is Christmas after all.

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221: Artists Who Make Pieces

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 02:00:00 -0500

Live fast die young, bad girls do it well: Car talk, Ed Ruscha, MoMA, and more.

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220: Dudes Be Dudes, or "Manet/Degas"

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 22 Nov 2023 01:45:00 -0500

Grey hairs learn QR codes, defenestration, and prostituting "Olympia." There's a special circle in Hell for whoever thought it appropriate that American art handlers should ever be in contact with that painting.

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219: Oceanmaster

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 10 Nov 2023 12:00:00 -0500

A classic potpurri ep. Go watch "The Love Guru," get new credit cards, and ask your s/o if they'll cry from your wartime letter.

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218: Big Ol' Base

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 05 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Listen, you need a flared base, on christmas trees and water piks.

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217: The Nicotine Accord

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 26 Oct 2023 01:00:00 -0400

Fast food in the land of the Fighting Irish, LGA, housewarming, and total car breakdown.

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216: Studio 44

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 Oct 2023 12:15:00 -0400

Great Malaise, the joys and terrors of Costco, and more.

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215: Full Moon

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 02 Oct 2023 10:00:00 -0400

Listen, vibes were off all weekend. Enjoy.

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214: Statler & Waldorf

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 22 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400

We have rage, and complaints. The city's a mess, avoid Hell's Kitchen, run a light 5k. Then we run down what's on view in Chelsea right now, it's like stepping in a time machine.

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213: Only Fan Brushes

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 14 Sep 2023 12:30:00 -0400

Debt, Freeports, Apartment Cleaning Strategies, Tourism, TLC Disasters, etc.

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212: Bowl of Schlag

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 08 Sep 2023 02:00:00 -0400

Another food ep: Peter Luger, the Rookery, Takesushi. Oh, and Camper's finally published.

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211: Pivot

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 01 Sep 2023 01:30:00 -0400

Reviewing Ben Davis' Reading of Sean Tatol's "Negative Criticism" and also talking Theragun, sushi, and toilet paper grit.

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210: Camel City, or Rise and Grindr

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 24 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Back to our regularly scheduled programming: dudes being homosocial, expensive knives, "Glengarry", and crosswords.

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209: Days Getting Shorter

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 18 Aug 2023 01:00:00 -0400

RIP to Brice Marden, Summer, Lizzo's career (but not really?), and reply guys.

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208: Handy in the Dunes

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Will goes to Ptown, the joys of a self-sustaining studio, home bartending, etc. You like when the boys travel, so buckle in.

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207: Drive-Thru Country

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

And Just Like That...Barbenheimer, Peaky Blinder Weddings, Camper Goes West, and more.

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206: Daddy's Little Treat

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

I'm going to the zoo, but I'm not an animal: food, "girl dinner," Threads, Late Warhol, Judd, and rise of the welcoming gallerina.

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205: Dellow Felegates

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 06 Jul 2023 01:15:00 -0400

Big Stewie in the Slammer, bad judgements, bad haircuts, and conveyor-belt sushi. What more could yousa want?

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204: Full Nixon

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Jun 2023 01:30:00 -0400

You can't scheme forever.

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203: Nantucket Nectars at Bruegger's Bagels

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 22 Jun 2023 01:00:00 -0400

There's a sharp edit in this one, can you find it? Bodies, beaches, bodies at beaches, and shows in Chelsea.

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202: Coal Miner's Daughters

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 15 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Ohio boomerang, the joy of Suburban Walmarts, shame at Pride, Chris' UFO Corner (TM), and that show at the BK Museum.

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201: Crucifying the Koroks

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 08 Jun 2023 05:00:00 -0400

The Mel Gibson-verse, zoomer complaining, and the Chaos Card.

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200: Andy's Ashes

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 25 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Sounds of the City, Taxicab Confessions, and the Warhol Supreme Court ruling. Happy 200th episode, you're all honorary bois for the day.

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1041: 199: Tides, Tears, Tiers, Tears

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Time Management, Tears of the Kingdom, Red Scare tides turning, and a syllabus for subjectivity.

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198: Sumo & Sushi

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 11 May 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Playing all the hits this week.

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197: Who's Karl?

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 04 May 2023 02:00:00 -0400

When the option is either "That's Katy Perry or Jared Leto," we've failed as a society. Karaoke misadventures, the Met Gala and the terribleness of Lagerfeld and Jared Leto, steps, apartment hunt resolution, and furniture advisement.

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196: Purple People

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Rise and grinding, moving, and purple.

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195: Shelling Fat Elvis

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 Apr 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Willadelphia, some battleship history, and lots of reminiscences.

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194: Tuesday Night Music Club

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 13 Apr 2023 01:00:00 -0400

Unboxing, Hair Grooming, "Tootsie 2023," Local News Appearances, and Omar Vizquel.

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193: Surprises Should be Surprising

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 06 Apr 2023 12:15:00 -0400

At minute 37:52, Camper says "I don't think I have anything more to say about John Wick 4" and the episode continues to be about John Wick 4 for the rest of the hour.

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192: Favorite Fort

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 30 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Sis visit, some art, and more.

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191: Between You and the Ground

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Classic medley here.

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190: Delusion is the Schmutz

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 16 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0400

Alarm trouble, SVB collapse, Oswald Spengler, and reframing.

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189: Rawdoggin' Smoke Shack

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Catching up, South Park, and some fun with Ron.

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188: Excuse Our Appearance

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Mar 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Rona round 3 and Will's trip to Philly.

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187: When Everything is Fine

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Shower coffee, sushi, news items, The Devil Wears Prada, and more on 'mid taste'.

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186: I Must Insist

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 16 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500

We catch up, discuss the Super Bowl real quick, then the UFO shoot down situation.

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185: Reps and Sets

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Theories of January, bowties, karma, and "The Sight of Death"

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184: Civilization and Its Discontents

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Feb 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Costanza, luggage, and how to think.

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183: Things on Wall

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 26 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500

We're back. Random thoughts and follow up on 'Cubism and Trom L'oeil' at the Met.

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182: Hushpuppy

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

This one's got it all: Theory of a Hot Costanza, fried dough nostalgia, cartel infiltration in Mexico, and "Cubism and the Trompe L'oeil Tradition" at the Met. Enjoy.

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181: Year of Control

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 05 Jan 2023 05:00:00 -0500

Popes, CNN's New Year's Eve, a break in, New Year's ins and outs, hysteria's back, 'sounds good' thinking, and the year of control.

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180: Sudden Infant Dingo Syndrome

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Christmas catch up, 'The Stranger', 'Facing Nolan', and fast food talk.

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179: A Lot of Pigeons in the Puzzle

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 23 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

'Painter's Painting', 'You've Got Mail' and 'Sleepless in Seattle', religious Gen Z, studio talk, and Jasper Johns.

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178: Greene & Lotus

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 15 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

White Lotus...spoilers right off the bat. If you haven't seen it, save this one.

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177: Lynyrd Skynyrdization

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 08 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

The Christmas season, Kanye and Jones, the Twitter Files, a decade of exhaustion, and "small" art.

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176: Big Roger Energy

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 01 Dec 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Stains, tub time, cyber Monday, deliveries, a doomed Santa Claus rally, CBDC, becoming a regular, slutty food orders, Jerry Gogosian's 'Art Smack' podcast, and influencers.

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175: Girthy Squirt

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 24 Nov 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Early Thanksgiving, Will's night in, a hacked Instacart, random assorted goofiness, making more money, debt, and the New School strike.

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174: Horny for Words

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 17 Nov 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Skincare drought, expenses, FTX, tech roundup, ownership, learning, context clues, and thoughts on Agnes Martin.

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173: The String Cheese Incident

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 11 Nov 2022 01:00:00 -0500

Daylight savings, Apple woes, shredded cheese disaster, the homeless problem, a real live man spreader, Jasper John's house, and Winston Churchill's paintings.

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172: Lamentation of Quality

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Nov 2022 01:00:00 -0400

Paytch People! Sorry about the lack of eps. We have them, but my computer is in the shop. For now, we're editing on Will's comp and limited in our output. I'll put out a bunch as soon as I'm able.

Anyway, this episode covers sandwich toppings, Halloween, Paul Pelosi, Elon Musk, Disney gays, the old guard, changing social dynamics, and breakdowns in communication. Enjoy.

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171: Big Hand Energy

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

The fog has your boys sleepy, until getting energized to talk about the new Adam Curtis doc "Traumazone." It's got everything: perestroika, drunk uncle Yeltsin, and pissed-off horses. Plus, we light a Marby short for Peter Schjeldahl, who hated British painting as much as we do.

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170: You Don't Know About Bend and Snap?

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Rough days, more from Will's Movie Canon, third pie, warmongering, about "Chroma", and a meditation on American Painting.

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169: Death Con 3

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 13 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Will is sick, Kanye losing it, nukes, vibes and more. Weird week. I don't really know what we're on about in this one...

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168: Art World Arbitration

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 06 Oct 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week it's the mystery of the broken tank, Bros tanks at the box office, The Guggenheim's Scapegoat, and Wolfgang Tillmans at MOMA.

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167: Coming to America

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Back in the studio. The high holidays, snow days, The Hound, Shelby Foote, jet lag, eating habits, monkeypox vax, tank models, skinny is back, Bacon's studio, thinking vs. making, and Mondrian.

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166: Paris

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

What can you say? We'll miss you.

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165: Deux Moules à Bruxelles

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 15 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This one takes an odd turn, but there's no editing on the continent. Brussels, Vimy Ridge, The Somme, and Amiens.

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164: Operation London Bridge

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 06:30:00 -0400

The Queen is dead. We nearly lost this ep in a fatal cord unplugging accident. Enjoy.

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163: Super 'Spensive Loans

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 01 Sep 2022 05:00:00 -0400

We discuss matching luggage, eldermen in the Amazon, the student loan jubilee, more on Monkeypox, our European vacation, and the Artemis mission.

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162: The Seger Zone

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 25 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Saturn's return, places of birth, wedding weekend, Benjamin Franklin, France, perfume trials, time travel, the Kennedy's, and TV.

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161: Chairman of the Board of Broads

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Hardcore History, Mr. Hands, goatseing the flag, fraudulent scams, The Dinner Party, dry cleaning, and the dentist.

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160: Too Many Towels

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 11 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Southern Charm, Mar-a-Lago raid, Amazon troubles, too many towels, wedding fits, monkeypox phrenology, Alex's War and the trial, another Dimes Square piece, and having fun.

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159: The Collapse Never Comes

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 04 Aug 2022 05:00:00 -0400

A hot pod and a little bit of everything. We rundown some news items upfront, then discuss, mid-life crises, business papers, travel planning, a $30 steak, and bad energy encounters.

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158: Hand Over Foot

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 28 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Studio injuries, Monkeypox, microdosing, flies, a little Hunter, volcanoes, Carol Brady's maiden name, and we argue about Peter Thiel and Gawker for some reason.

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157: D.C.

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 21 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0400

America is hard to see...try going at night.

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156: The Dutch Spectre

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 14 Jul 2022 07:45:00 -0400

Gym, beach, SWIM buys mushrooms, gambling follow up, stealing form strangers, Washington DC, the Lavendar Scare, crack in the car, and world crises.

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155: The Three Men Inside You

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 07 Jul 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This week we talk mass shootings, the Rockyverse, sports betting, tunes, and have a big ol' art chat.

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154: Lazy Libertarianism

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 30 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Eric Adams, major L's this week, France & Britain, saying nice things to each other, BBL's, eating dirt, poppers, tinfoil hattery, cutting things out, and Yale is nice.

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153: Normalize Alt

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

The most dangerous game, parking problems, calling things Mary, High T energy, dwarfmaxxing, gold chains, news avoidance and awareness.

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152: Having an Old Week

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 16 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Cadence, food talk, celeb drama, rules for ribs, condescension vibes, rising and grinding, boundaries, a finance update, aging out of the debate, and Nazis in Uhauls.

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151: Shakin' Down the Geezers

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Another loopy one! We discuss grandpa's birthday politics, Bussin' and Barbs, pride month rundown, the 6 places we hang out, dirty stories, Uber hidden cameras, acceptance mode, new Grimes Square zones, Bible study and dirty architects.

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150: Stop Looking in the Stars

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Jun 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This one is too loopy to summarize. We're all over the place. Hopefully it's fun though.

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149: Woodspilled

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 26 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Will's a grumpy gus and I recount my hiking trip to the Adirondacks.

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148: Blobitechture

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 19 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

Emergency announcement! Help save Greene & Lewis on Patreon. See the link below.

In episode itself we discuss: COVID round 2, vacation plans, new iPhone presets, selfies, an old photo of Will, friction, tools, and choosing choice.

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147: The Water Work

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

A candle tasting menu, gym check in, desolate Ohio, 'This is Water', secret rich resentment, and twisted optimism.

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146: Easy Chair Alarmism

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 05 May 2022 05:00:00 -0400

The Met gala, theater kids, gym characters, nudity, and "Jocko Homo" by Christina Rees on the 'Texas When I Die' Substack.

Relevant article:
https://texaswhenidie.substack.com/p/jocko-homo?utm_source=%2Fprofile%2F9349751-christina-rees&utm_medium=reader2&s=r

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145: Chaturbate for Fascists w/ Jared Hoffman

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 28 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

The excellent Jared Hoffman (@youcansaythatagain_thatagain) joins the bois to discuss the state of the art world online. We cover angelicism01, avantNFT's, punk, Dada, value, techno-society and finding God.

Relevant links:

Jared's substack:
https://butterflysafezone.substack.com/

map meme:
https://imgur.com/a/R1p8KIN

angelicism01 substack:
https://cashedcobrazhousewriter.substack.com/welcome

Milady NFT's:
https://opensea.io/collection/milady?utm_campaign=dsa_campaign&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_account=6961136327&utm_term=&utm_matchtype=&utm_campaignid=16543612221&utm_adgroupid=133840316825&gclid=CjwKCAjwsJ6TBhAIEiwAfl4TWMWy9ojI0u63k7TyQPZuOrkV8Hw-APl7q960jtQa5WpPb-u4H4yK3RoCG1MQAvD_BwE&wpsrc=Google%20AdWords&wpcid=16543612221&wpsnetn=g&wpkwn=&wpkmatch=&wpcrid=587237193342&wpscid=133840316825&wpkwid=dsa-19959388920&gclid=CjwKCAjwsJ6TBhAIEiwAfl4TWMWy9ojI0u63k7TyQPZuOrkV8Hw-APl7q960jtQa5WpPb-u4H4yK3RoCG1MQAvD_BwE

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144: What We Leave Behind

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 21 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

First Half: tax season, we need an intern, and a fitness update. Second Half: horseshoe theory, coincidence and discovery, dialectics, dark psychic forces, manifolds, dichotomies, boundaries, left and right, community, and isolation. For what it's worth, I liked this one.

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143: Bludgeoning By Committee

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 14 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

The Whitney Biennial and Manhattan Art Review's new essay: 'Jasper Johns'.

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142: Weird in a Different Way

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 07 Apr 2022 05:00:00 -0400

The Cloisters, animals, Forlini's, museum architecture, "dinner with Troy", Hinge, code switching, the Prints and Drawings Study Room, and nerds.

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141: Losing It

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 31 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0400

This a weird episode. We're both losing it. Sorry.

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140: It's Not a Fuddruckers

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 24 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0400

We rant about Hyperallergic's recent listicle "15 Things Museums Do That Piss Me Off".

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139: Appreciation of Night Hours, or American Sadism

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 17 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

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138: Bring Out Your Dead

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 10 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500

We discuss the stakes of nuclear war and how we feel about it. Misappropriating psychic energy.

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137: There Isn't a Take

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 01 Mar 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Posting this early because it will be quickly out of date. We talk about that war that's going on...

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136: Hucksters and Peacocks or, Escape from LA

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Adventure time! Separately, but at the same time! G&L take LA and honestly, LA can keep it. Talking sun, fun, Spring Break Fair, the Getty, getting over In-and-Out, SoCal Rona Restrictions, and more.

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135: A Matrix Made of Candy

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Will's float, Will's alarm, LA, art fairs, tech and surveillance, positivity, the curse of analysis, higher highs and lower lows, frustration, family, context and tone, The Gilded Age, aristocracy and oligarchy.

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134: The Forgiveness Pill

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 10 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

The failed resurrection of the soundboard, we're over the whole Joe Rogan thing, Ikea purgatory, a sound bath, and the forgiveness pill.

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133: Who Sells the Sellers?

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Blackout Billy, passwords, body types, health, attention spans, and Neil Young vs. Joe Rogan.

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132: The Bavarian Stance

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 26 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Cul-de-sacs, public transpo, mustaches, coworkers, doubling your salary, moving to another city, Werner Herzog, humor, truth, and religion.

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131: A Spiral of a Tizzy

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Complaints. So many complaints. Philly complaints, museum complaints, and NYC complaints. Don't worry though, theres' good art talk for the back half. Robert Gober, Suellen Rocca, Tumblr has-beens, polymaths, aesthetic problem solving, classicism and romanticism, and attention spans.

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130: A World of Very Thin Things

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 14 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Night naps, school buses, zoomers, and a 2022 in's and out's list.

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129: SquiggleVision

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 07 Jan 2022 05:00:00 -0500

Night naps, misinformation, Joe Rogan, media diets, meaningful critique, Will's year of impatience, year three of 2020, and Eric Adams. Then we go in hard on COVID restrictions, the "laptop class", and the "collarless class".

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128: The Murph of it All

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 31 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

COVID strikes again, 'Don't Look Up', comforting fictions, usefulness, risk aversion, lack of imagination, zooming out on humanity, main character syndrome, failure, heroes, and our Fall Out Boy culture.

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127: An Icing of Absurdity

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 22 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We recorded at the darkest hour...We start out with movie etiquette, then proceed to selfishness and dignity, post-irony, COVID measures, the Cheesecake Factory protestors, materialism and vibes, social malaise, decision making in catastrophe, January 6th, presidential power, communication, and secession.

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126: Deep State of the Artworld

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 15 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We bullshit about surgery, a Halloween idea, tanning and Hugh Hefner. "Whatever flips your cookie." Then, complaining about Jerry Saltz (again) leads to a broader conversation about institutional power in the artworld. We make a clumsy Succession analogy, discuss the decline and fall of Metro Pictures, and sing the praises of Paula Cooper. Gallerists are just Dasha.

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125: He Discovered Computer

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 08 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

'Power of the Dog', bad drivers, money acumen, lifestyle creep, fantasizing about being rich, and David Salle at the Brant Foundation.

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124: Shredded Chain of Logic

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Glue guns, landlines, away messages, will or skill, bureaucracy, work culture, another look at Covid, problems with NYC, the James Webb telescope, and Will learns about space.

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123: Baraat

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Topics: Will's a sick boi, Alex Jones, an Indian wedding, moisturization, feet, and Obama's library.

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122: Four Lights

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500

On benches, GTL, verdicts, ad reads, and a pitch for a new reality show. Use Promo Code GREENE nowhere because we don't have ads.

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121: Perpetual Avoidance Machine

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 13 Nov 2021 13:15:00 -0500

Charlie Rose, murky statements, 'Where's the Beef?' in our informational diet, mental lily pads and secretarial pools, learning, decision making, fatigue, project management, and 'No-Go-Zones'.

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120: New Topic

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 04 Nov 2021 15:00:00 -0400

Mulligans and bad transitions abound lead to dissections of the orders of places and spaces, surreality, and a little tiff at the end, as a treat.

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119: Part-Time Bed

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 28 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Camper's Amazon 'haul," putting the fun in funeral, revisiting stonks, and Brad Troemel's CIA psy-op report reviewed

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118: Rubik's Cubing

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 20 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We're back! Will's getting some R&R this week and we're discussing wine, music, suits, and sensibility. This leads to a broader conversation about halls of mirrors, dialogue about dialogue, Dave Chappelle's new special, and squaring the circle on Jasper Johns.

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117: The Prime Directive

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 07 Oct 2021 05:00:00 -0400

This week we look at some food macros, Will's dental work, a wedding story, and 'Who is the Bad Art Friend?'.

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116: Mind/Mirror

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 30 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Jasper Johns.

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115: The Sag

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 14:45:00 -0400

Young at heart, old in nipple height: Aging sucks, dental work is weird, getting faux-high on air, and anticipating the JJ retrospective.

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114: Zardoz

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 18 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

This delirious episode contains: Diane Lane Cinematic Universe, "Brown Bunny," 70's Bod, Wedding Attire and Attendance, and "the Dress"

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113: Corolla of the Sky

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Sep 2021 05:00:00 -0400

This week it's Donda, beach cruising, and my trip to Alaska.

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112: The Onsen

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 27 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Turmoil at Greene & Lewis HQ, movies and TV, food pouches, captive audience bits, and organization.

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111: Are We Canceling Titian?

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

More food talk, Rhode Island, fishing, Bob Odenkirk, Will's right-wing text messages, City MD problems, "Can We Ever Look at Titian's Paintings the Same Way Again?", and problems with art criticism in general.

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110: The Food Episode

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We literally talk about food the whole time.

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109: Choose Not To Suffer

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 06 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We dive into Will's movie cannon, toilet paper, crystals, AP classes, Cuomo, Covid, and worries about the future.

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108: Cannonball Apples

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Will's got a new hat, matching attire, drugs, family style meals, and Cezanne drawings.

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107: The New C-Word

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 22 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

This week we mistake ash for smog, and discuss social media overuse, attention spans, movies, a Bentley couch, and issues of design.

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106: Business Paper Interruptions

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 16 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We discuss painting melamine, stories from the Post and the Times, the necessity of college (or not), arts education, Instagram, careerism, and finally we get interrupted by some business papers.

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105: I Do Know, I Don't Know

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We discuss beach etiquette, generalized anxiety, compartmentalizing, ego, avoidance, and moving forward in life.

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104: Consider the Lobster Roll

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 11:45:00 -0400

We're talking the New York mayoral results, vax stuff, a float tank experience, Cheerios kids, and finally we Consider the Lobster Roll.

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103: Poverty by a Thousand Cuts

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Greene & Lewis birthday-sode!

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102: The Hamster Wheel of Time

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Ben Affleck's back tattoo, Will's beach report, gay couples arguing, a certain Venmo request, and Alex Hay.

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101: Operation Choke Point

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Jun 2021 05:00:00 -0400

There was a trip to Ikea, a lighting project, Discover card, kink at pride, and safe search online.

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100: Retrospective

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 May 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We take a look a back at some hot topics from 100 episodes of G & L.

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99: The Woo Industrial Complex

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 May 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Andrew WK, the middlebrow, statis, Jerry Saltz, cars and how we drive them, tracks, people > things > ideas, poetics, and feeling.

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98: Peloton For Jesus w/ Leo Madriz

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 13 May 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Leo stops by to talk branches, religion, blood donation, and his MFA thesis.

Special Guest: Leo Madriz.

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97: Pineapple Tramp Stamp

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 06 May 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Pets, plants, meat sweats vs. the vaccine, NYC reopening, monk days, and energy flows.

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96: Mind Bathing

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

I went camping, Will delivers a "state of the city" report, we discuss some gallery shows, $200 cologne, "sides", and the some more art stuff.

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95: Muddy Trails

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 22 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

The aftershow is the real show now. We discuss camping and spinning narratives about your own life.

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94: Wild Wild West

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 15 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Will dislikes the turduckening of meats. We discuss seafood, Water World, Wild Wild West, Will's Vibe magazine subscription, Prince Phillip, DMX, Palm Springs, ceremony, vaccinations, shit talking, criticism, taste, and integrity.

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93: Zanga Days

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 09 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

We discuss a lot of social media from Zanga to Twitch with an emphasis on aging out of technological literacy. Other topics include vaccinations and a brand new list.

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92: Cold Boy Summer

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 01 Apr 2021 05:00:00 -0400

Sheers, Teramana, seltzer, White Boy Summer, Cold Boy Summer, the Suez Canal, Asian violence, lucid dreaming, and Halloween costumes.

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91: Tissue Paper Projects

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 22 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0400

A definitely, completely, totally over Zoom podcast, in which we discuss: too much Marvel content, DVD nostalgia, the Frick at the Breuer, Trump tweets on paper, clocks, tissue paper projects, thick water, and a new business idea.

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90: Paniversary w/ Natalie Lerner

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 13 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Natalie joins us for a year in retrospect.

Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.

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89: The Feeling of Muffin Top

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 04 Mar 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We discuss NFT's and indulge in another big ol' list.

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88: The Platypus Was a Bad Idea

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 25 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We get a new prompt from the afterlife and I post some cringe about mental health. Teach me how to hit the nail.

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87: Society for Maladjustment

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Natalie makes the boys a list.

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86: The Grumble Contingent

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 11 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We discuss the gym, charisma, grumbling, camels and horses.

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85: Bad Figurative Podcasting

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 04 Feb 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We cover GameStop mania, Clubhouse, AOC on Twitch, unions, and The Spectator's "The Rise of Bad Figurative Painting" by Dean Kissick.

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84: The Disco of it All

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 27 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We discuss nether grooming, student loans, how families help artists, Adam Curtis, The Bee Gees, and what kind of a world is emerging and how we fit into it.

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83: Signs of Life

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 20 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0500

The last days of Trump, a buffalo chicken hero, minimalism or nothingness, and sentimentality.

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82: Team 1a & 1b

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 13 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0500

We discuss last week's Washington shenanigans and the Church and Rothko show at Mnuchin Gallery.

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81: King Shitshow

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 06 Jan 2021 05:00:00 -0500

Will's in the danger zone and it's 2021...oh well. We warm up with a list, talk fashion from the aughts, Pelosi's pig head, and the vaccine black pill.

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80: Where's My Paprika?

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0500

The Greene & Lewis hot take holiday spectacular! We do a little warm up session and Trump administration retrospective.

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79: Contentedness

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 18 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0500

Do you remember 2003? What about scheduling, girlbossery, "regular" people, and being mindful?

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78: The Tokenism of Rudolph

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 10 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0500

We're talkin' shrunken sweaters, Obama's West Wing fantasy, problematic Rudolph, editorial issues in journalism, earnestness and irreverence, Rudy Guiliani's rug, New York Magazine's "places we lost", memory and hagiography, plus: Will's weight problem continues.

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77: The Baja Blast of it All

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 02 Dec 2020 05:00:00 -0500

Will is stoned. We discuss casino stonks, peak hookah, and a lot of silliness; followed by an earnest discussion of student loan debt, a theory of failsons, lack of noblesse oblige, elite failure, art collectors, and the human element that touches it all.

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76: Ego is a Fickle Bitch

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 25 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0500

A classic studio dive. We discuss Zoom protocol, therapy and Napoleon, chasing darkness, the joy of wasting time, shame, evaluating your own work, compartmentalization, and Will's future Twitch streaming career.

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75: The Great Reset

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 19 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0500

This was supposed to be the after-show, but instead it's the real show. We talk Cinnabon frosting pints, rising Covid, and the Great Reset.

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74: Who Let It Get This Way?

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 14 Nov 2020 05:00:00 -0500

Uh oh. Covid comes home to roost. We also discuss Alex Trebek, San Marino, botulism, vaccine news, leisure & toil, and more on the political climate.

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73: Sad Clown Sunset

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:30:00 -0500

The Greene & Lewis election night special. We dive deep on "I Voted" stickers, Tinder, mommy issues, and The Sound of Music.

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72: The Bling Ring of Kohls

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0400

In which, Will is buried by doors and the suburbs are paranoid. Other topics include, Hunter Biden, bagel supremacy, culture jamming, and monoculture immersion. (Sorry for the audio folks, we're still getting used to the new setup.)

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71: Lisa Neucar

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 23 Oct 2020 05:00:00 -0400

The Zoom era dawns. We catch up a little, talk about the weather, possible DS9 reboot, Italian American immersion, getting jacked at Planet Fitness, Glocks, Will's damaged paintings, and new kitsch.

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70: Chasing Catharsis

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 16 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Celebrating 70 and we're talkin': fried chicken pot pie, PAGGs, a stalled out lawnmower, haziness, our frayed community net, malaise, and being alone together.

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69: Lazy Dada

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 09 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0400

Will denies ever eating a meatball sub, everyone has COVID, mail theft, branding & stylization, longing for the sophisticated past, and can we see another future?

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68: Spilled Bowl of Chili

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 02 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0400

I'm wondering if I should buy a Chinese Marine Corps jacket...I'm thinkin' yea. Other than that, we talk about the presidential debate for 45 minutes, but honestly...who cares. There's a special announcement at the end. We engage in some real talk about big life changes.

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67: Bad Behavior w/ Natalie Lerner

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 26 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Natalie (@natalie_lerner) is back for the first IN PERSON guest-ep in ages. Feels good man. We discuss the favor economy in the workplace, sanitizing Discovery Zone, corona guilt, discernment & judgement, declining mental plasticity, lots of studio stuff, and the meaning of art without pomp. At the end we shit talk Jerry Saltz.

Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.

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66: The Bababooey Industrial Complex

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 18 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

"Will's Dip Corner" is turning into a recurring segment and I'm having a manic spell. This week we talk about taste in movies, discrepancies in Roger Sterling's age, and whether things were really that good in the 90's. We end on a long thread about voting (or not) in the upcoming election, civic engagement, and what we can learn from the Tao of Will.

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65: Back in a Holy Place

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 12 Sep 2020 06:00:00 -0400

Will has a crippling dip addiction. Our main topic this week is the reopened Metropolitan Museum of Art! We talk conservation, viewing with sunglasses on, having positive feelings about art again, exhibition design, reading labels, and Richter's Birkenau paintings.

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64: The Nihilism Slip 'N Slide

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Sep 2020 07:00:00 -0400

This week we discuss being back to work in these strange times. Topics include: October vacation, social awkwardness, shameful sick days, the genus and phylum of assholes, and wasting time vs. dilly-dallying.

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63: Laurel Leaves Used to Mean Something

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 Aug 2020 00:00:00 -0400

Cupcakes WERE a surprising idea in 1997, I swear. Talking the Rock, NYC Nannystate, the exquisiteness of a 90-Minute movie, and we learn a terrible secret about Peg from Accounting.

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62: Individual Mass Confusion

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 Aug 2020 13:15:00 -0400

In which, I take a trip to a hood dentist. We also discuss Will's disdain for being photographed, the DNC's cucked convention, post office hysteria (and Forever 21's forgotten collaboration), collective delusion, mass confusion, Baudrillardian nightmares, and cultural death drive (fun!). Don't worry everyone...it's over now.

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61: A Thinking Potato

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 12 Aug 2020 15:15:00 -0400

An old fashioned menagerie! We cover a lot here. We talk Stew Leonard's (there's 12 lbs. of dip in the fridge), KHIVE, the hoggies at Sturgis, Guy Fieri's body double, politics with my uncle, Ivy League schools, Vermont vs. New Hampshire, more vexillology, Reddit/forum drama, are you Mr. Mime or Ditto?, consumption as a generative act, the difficulty of authentic thinking, and giving hard problems to lazy people.

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60: Here I'm a Moralist, There I'm a Marxist

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 05 Aug 2020 07:00:00 -0400

We dicuss stonks, the bidet, and our float tank experience.

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59: Pandemic Nostalgia

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 30 Jul 2020 20:00:00 -0400

Will impulse bought a bidet...This week we talk targeted ads ("Please bro. Use this moisturizer bro."), UFOs and ookie-spookies, the lower east side murder, Canada's mass shooting, friends of the police, stonks, and nostalgia for April.

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58: Triple Wonka

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Jul 2020 16:15:00 -0400

We talk about Zuckerberg and sunscreen, followed by a long art chat. We discuss a new painting I made (@ccamperchioli on instagram), setting work aside, editing your oeuvre, and lessons from the formalist past.

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57: The Kabuki of Normal

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 16 Jul 2020 14:15:00 -0400

This week we discuss Wayfair children, gay flags, feeling vs. describing, Johns and Rauschenberg, plus a bunch of other art talk. Towards the end we vent about the many peculiar anxieties of our current moment.

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56: Dancing With A Chicken

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Jul 2020 21:00:00 -0400

This week we're talkin' SNL, 'Whose Line is it Anyway?', being high AF, and the reality of winning the lottery. We also do a long a studio visit with Will, in which we discuss: his new readymades, Felix Gonzales-Torres, anachronism, avant-garde and kitsch, and optimists masquerading as pessimists.

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55: Low-Upper-Middle

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Jul 2020 04:00:00 -0400

Hey! It's one year of Greene & Lewis! We totally forgot to mention it...oh well. On the bright side, it's a great episode. We talk about fast-food for 30 minutes then move into a more serious conversation about posting, cancel culture, and logging off.

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54: Parmageddon

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 25 Jun 2020 13:30:00 -0400

Topics include: proximity to genius, powers of 10, the 2012 vs. the 2016 election, flippin' dippers, economy and consolidation from Applebee's to high art, a US-China merger, and how Flavor Town could save us.

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53: Millenial Zoomer Cusp w/ Natalie Lerner

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 Jun 2020 15:45:00 -0400

Natalie returns to talk quarantine, BLM, McMuffin Cop, posting, authenticity, and strength.

Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.

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52: Me Hit You With Stick

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 11 Jun 2020 13:15:00 -0400

This week we're talking The Rock's cheat meals, Bon Appétit drama, corporate HR, police unions/corruption, what happens millennials retire–will Zoomers rebel?, and some musings on aging.

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51: ElMao

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 02 Jun 2020 14:15:00 -0400

Meet your fearless leader ElMao. Will has a genius "brain script" for a Sesame Street episode. We also discuss plastic food, childhood memories at the science center, futurism, monotony, and design & architecture. We end on a discussion around this week's events, the political climate, and sense-making in general (Will has an encounter with Zelda hentai).

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50: Platonic Fried Chicken

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 24 May 2020 13:00:00 -0400

50 episodes! Unfortunately, we forgot and make no mention of it. This episode is kinda interesting. It's long and unvarnished, but hopefully you'll spot the gems in our otherwise semi-cogent rambling. Topics include: when to stop reading a book, phonetic alphabets, utilitarian vs. aesthetic design, idealism in general (with a focus on fried chicken), a redefinition of class in America, what happened to art and taste?, and a long digression about art in the 1980s.

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49: The Happy Madison Model

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 17 May 2020 18:30:00 -0400

The bois discuss some tips on proper car maintenance, our excursion to Montauk, more depressing (sorry) talk about quar and what comes next, and how Adam Sandler might save us. Lastly, we review Summer In A Bottle Rosé, Will delivers his extended theory of glassware, and I share my favorite 'box-of-wine' story.

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48: Well-Formed Baby w/ Ulrika Andersson

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 07 May 2020 16:45:00 -0400

Ulrika shares her experience of liquidating her childhood home, more thoughts on intuition, and her new artistic project–@fourthmoment on Instagram.

Special Guest: Ulrika Andersson.

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47: Marshmallow of a Lie

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 04 May 2020 17:00:00 -0400

Classic style, just the bois. We discuss our quar adventure to the beach, UFOs, disinformation, problems in the news media, and what comes next. Finally, Will takes the Proust questionnaire. We learn how to make small talk and the difference between lies and bullshit.

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46: Modern Country w/ Alan Prazniak

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 18:00:00 -0400

We welcome back returning champion Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz) for a deep-dive on his exhibition 'Modern Country' at Geary Contemporary. Online now at https://geary.squarespace.com

Special Guest: Alan Prazniak.

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W.I.L.L. Radio: Hustle and Flow

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 28 Apr 2020 16:00:00 -0400

A special solo message from Will.

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45: Rocketscientism

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Apr 2020 16:00:00 -0400

There was a mashed potato incident...In this episode, we discuss 'Submission' by Michel Houellebecq and 'Mao II' by Don DeLillo, then offer some meandering thoughts on liminal spaces and what comes after quar.

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Morning Pages: Forever Overhead

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 19 Apr 2020 00:00:00 -0400

In which, I share my favorite story.

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44: Pos'd Up w/ Gwen Kurtz

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 15 Apr 2020 14:45:00 -0400

Gwen joins us to share her experience working in public health and contracting Corona. At the end, we talk beauty tips, Catholic guilt, accents, and scrabble (minor spoilers for 'The Deuce' @01:14:00).

Special Guest: Gwen Kurtz.

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43: Your Own Private IRA

Greene & Lewis — Sat, 11 Apr 2020 14:45:00 -0400

The bois are back to discuss Gen X coping, haircuts, the case against Joe Biden, intuition, drunk piano tuning, drunk Frasier, and finally, Will administers the Proust personality test. This is a good one. Pay special attention to the last 30 minutes.

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Morning Pages: The Freshness of Apples

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 07 Apr 2020 16:45:00 -0400

An experimental mini-episode from Chris.

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42: Excavation Cry w/ Cait Carouge

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 06 Apr 2020 05:00:00 -0400

First timer Cait Carouge (@badmomm) joins us to discuss life under quarantine, left-right dyslexia, Catholic guilt (beware The Night Watchman of the Rectory), adapting to virtual socializing, drink recipes, Will disdain for mob movies, and the uncanny valley of machine learning.

Special Guest: Cait Carouge.

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41: Cemeteries Aren't Just for Goths

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 03 Apr 2020 14:00:00 -0400

Your bois go classic style. Late night. No guests. Pretty loopy. We discuss creativity & intuition during the pandemic, then segue into a meditation on mortality (don't worry...it's fun), and end by determining our roles in the coming collapse.

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40: Ruby Anniversary Spectacular

Greene & Lewis — Sun, 29 Mar 2020 16:45:00 -0400

Still under quarantine, Greene & Lewis presents a menu dégustation of your favorite guests.
Chapter 1: Grandma Nostalgia with Erika Hickle (@pixieforest69)
Chapter 2: Big Tower Energy with Ulrika Andersson (@salty_muffin)
Chapter 3: Elastic Content with Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz)
Chapter 4: Suspended Space with Natalie Lerner (@natalie_lerner)

(Plus, a little surprise for those who wait...)

Special Guests: Alan Prazniak, Erika Hickle, Natalie Lerner, and Ulrika Andersson.

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39: Groundhog Week

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 25 Mar 2020 17:00:00 -0400

A new era dawns for Greene & Lewis...Will's soundboard! Other than that–it's looking bleak, as the second week of social isolation sends your boys on a downward spiral. Hope you're all coping better than we are. On the upside, we should have the capability to remote cast with guests very soon. Keep your ears peeled.

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38: Daddy's Not Gonna Go to Work

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 19 Mar 2020 14:15:00 -0400

This one's fun. Still stuck in quarantine, the bois indulge in a classic smorgasburg. We talk Sim City, Donald Judd, labour relations, throwing each other off tables, and Will's mac-n-cheese addiction.

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37: BONUS - Crazy Town Lockdown

Greene & Lewis — Tue, 17 Mar 2020 14:30:00 -0400

We're poding up a storm in the G & L trap. Obviously, we talk about COVID and Shifty Shellshock. Expect another episode later this week.

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36: The Chicory Incident

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0400

The episode is kind of a blur. I flushed my Juul down the toilet. We discuss Corona and Corolla virus, a note from Ron, Will's post-ironic urn (we have a new sponsor), nutrias, and global doom and gloom.

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35: Due For A Mulligan

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 05 Mar 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Incidentally, this was recorded on Super Tuesday. In spite of some lethargy, we discuss a near-miss fire at the studio, Will's new Heywood Wakefield table, downtown lofts, a new turn of phrase in the G & L lexicon, and have a heartfelt conversation about struggle and growth (personal and political).

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34: InfiniEgo

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 27 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0500

I'm back baby! The bois return to discuss Vegas family updates, Ron's 'Podcast Rebuttal' note, Will's musing on his ancestral home, is Pete Buttigieg a side gay?, and of course–my work for St. Bernard on his landslide Nevada caucus victory.

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33: Camp By Any Other Name w/ Natalie Lerner

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 20 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0500

This episode has it all: witches, nostalgia, whale tail, meta-awareness in 2002, PACEY, demon men, gay cowboys, and returning champ Natalie Lerner (@natalie_lerner). Come for the ADHD conversation, stay for the exceptional production value in this ep.

Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.

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32: They Planned for the Bus to Break Down w/ Erika Hickle

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 13 Feb 2020 13:30:00 -0500

When the cat's away, Will has to play producer and promoter with returning guest Erika Hickle (@pixieforest69). Tip your fav on patreon for doing the Lord's work for 2 weeks.

Special Guest: Erika Hickle.

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31: Bernie Bonding w/ Natalie Lerner

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 06 Feb 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Natalie Lerner joins us on the night of the Iowa Caucus for a little Bernie Bonding. This is my favorite episode in awhile. We cover everything from the Dixie Chicks, to Medicare for All, to perennial favorite 'crying at movies', and more. NANANANAAAAANA Goodbyyyyyyeeee Earl.

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Special Guest: Natalie Lerner.

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30: Under A Lot of Thumbs

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 30 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

A good-old, down-home, freewheelin' episode, in which Will posits a theory of life's trajectory. After 50, it's Panda Express three times a day until you die.

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29: You Need a Seabiscuit

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 23 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Will's back and ready to listen. Your bois do some studio talk, discuss Félix Vallotton, and get in weeds of the New York Times double endorsement (and the Democratic primary in general).

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28: The Upside Down w/ Alan Prazniak

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 16 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Alan Prazniak guest-hosts a very special episode. We dive deep on the intricacies of studio practice and the state of the artworld. Plus, a spoiler filled conversation about the new Safdie brothers film 'Uncut Gems'.

Special Guest: Alan Prazniak.

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27: OK Doomer

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 09 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

It's 2020. Welcome to your inevitable doom. We spend this episode covering various cons and counterfeits, Will's new hairdo, the Iran situation, and advertising in the age of surveillance capitalism. (Recorded on Sunday, January 5th, 2020.)

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26: Mental Cheetos

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 02 Jan 2020 00:00:00 -0500

Your bois cover their new year's resolutions and take a self-critical look back at 2019.

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25: , Outlived you.

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 26 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

We begin with a big announcement...The Greene & Lewis Patreon is live! Catch the second half of our mega-episode with Jim and other bonus content in the future. (www.patreon.com/greeneandlewis) Our main topic this week is Peter Schjeldahl's wonderful elegy 'The Art of Dying'. This is an earnest one folks. Merry Christmas from your bois.

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24: Have You Guys Ever Been on Google? w/ Jim Brittingham

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 20 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

The Jim Brittingham (@kermi_ime) episode. This is Part 1 of a much longer conversation. We haven't decided how to deal with the release of Part 2, but it will be out soon. Stay tuned.

Special Guest: Jim Brittingham.

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23: Two Too Long Tables

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 12 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

This is a furniture review podcast now. We also talk about THE BANANA, some LES/Tribeca shows, and HBO's Watchmen ( spoilers @ ~45 mins.). I don't edit the podcast anymore (sorry?).

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22: Fully Suburban Youth

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 05 Dec 2019 00:00:00 -0500

The studio is once again fully furnished. We talk about bodega sandwhiches, a certain Emmy winner's apartment, tone-deaf instagram warriors, and wallowing in sickness. Then, I recount some tales from my halcyon days.

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21: Untitled (Happy Thanksgiving)

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 28 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0500

We recorded this late, so I didn't edit it. We talk about memes, bad show titles, ignorant grammar, and a couple of stories about rats. It's long and meandering, but this one's fun.

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20: W2W w/ Trevor Marzella

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 21 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0500

@tbags216 guest hosts this instant classic. We discuss the Irishman (skip to 17:45 to avoid spoilers), 21 under 20, and how to increase casualties (dear FBI, it's irony...).

Special Guest: Trevor Marzella.

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19: On Fleet

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 14 Nov 2019 00:00:00 -0500

The bois are back in town! We dick around for 30 mins, then discuss the new MOMA and the Met Beurer's Vija Celmins show. Someone give us a Hulu password. We're suffering from Love Island withdrawal.

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18: LA Riot w/ Rachel Malin & Alan Prazniak

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 31 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Not so live from Los Angeles! Newcomer Rachel (@raycheemalmal) and returning champ Alan (@alanpraz) join us to discuss relationships, a Pornhub sponsored show at Maccarone, empowerment and self-promotion on Instagram, Pompei (Rachel's a geologist), middle school dances, naming pets, and Rachel plugs the Bunny Museum.

Special Guests: Alan Prazniak and Rachel Malin.

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17: Vegas Edition: Sister Act w/ Jessica Camperchioli

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 24 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Greene & Lewis: West from Las Vegas! My sister Jess and I reminisce about our childhood in Ohio, getting caught doing drugs, and being pro-Juggalo. Don’t miss the end. Jess was present at a major historical event.

Special Guest: Jessica Camperchioli.

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16: THOT vs. Thought

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 17 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0400

This is a good one. There's more art talk than usual...a lot more. Museum shows, instagram trends, and French Canadians are all covered. We talk too much about the Buzzr network and Will learns what Lava Lounge ads are actually for. I bought a yellow Adidas windbreaker. It's tight.

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15: The Middle Horse

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 10 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Dominatrix therapy, cargo pants, and spoiler alert for Joker.

(This one's a little shorter than usual. We lost a big chunk to a recording problem, but we'll be back in full force next week.)

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14: Glass Apple w/ Erika Hickle

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 03 Oct 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Erika (@pixieforest69) returns. We talk about 90's urban myths, a bizarre tabloid story, fantasies of being a detective, and a certain glass apple. (Note to the true heads: "tote bag bitch" is uttered at 27:53 in Ep.06. For the last time...I DIDN'T CUT IT OUT!)

Special Guest: Erika Hickle.

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13: Repentance

Greene & Lewis — Fri, 27 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0400

We talk about my visit to San Gennaro and analog TV channels. The last half is great conversation about religion and lack of community.

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12: Guinan Hats

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 19 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0400

A real smorgasbord of an episode. We cover LES shows, lot lizards, Shane Gillis's cancellation, nice vs. politeness, Will's fascination with Egypt, mine with castles, learning to speak Vulcan, vintage toy hunting, Rasputin and Kelly Clarkson.

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11: OSHA's 9/11

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 11 Sep 2019 01:00:00 -0400

We talk about Hyperallergic's series of articles on art handler exploitation for most of the episode. It gets fun at the end when Will explores his dark past and we argue about doing the dishes. I'm not supposed to complain about the podcast on the podcast anymore. You never hug the help. <3

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10: Another Brick in the Road

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 05 Sep 2019 00:00:00 -0400

It's just the bois this week. Topics include crying at media, instagram loan follow up, a bizarre amazon review, and fascist Epcot.

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09: Hangover Nail w/ Erika Hickle & Alan Prazniak

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 29 Aug 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Erika Hickle (@pixieforest69) and returning champ Alan (@alanpraz) join us to talk gross medical stories for 45 minutes. Not for the faint of heart. We also hear some listener feedback, classify fruit by Pokemon type, find our celebrity look alikes, talk sincerely about style, and end on a patented outro trainwreck.

Special Guests: Alan Prazniak and Erika Hickle.

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08: Live From Olive Garden w/ Ulrika Andersson

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 22 Aug 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Ulrika's on this one! Topics include: Kevin Costner, Tom Selleck, Will's D.A.R.E corner, the morality of giving, when your real-self comes out, Brené Brown, prep school repression, and some Once Upon a time in Hollywood... followup. Oh, also we went to Olive Garden in Times Square.

Will still can't use a microphone. I'm sorry about all the audio problems. I did my best...I really did...

Special Guest: Ulrika Andersson.

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07: A Very Special Ep(stein)isode

Greene & Lewis — Wed, 14 Aug 2019 00:00:00 -0400

Another dicey one. We talk about paper hoarding, Will's past life as a bracelet boi, giant squid hunting, Richard Branson's shit palace, accelerationism, and of course...Jeffrey Epstein. Rest in power.

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06: Tote Bag Bitch

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 08 Aug 2019 00:00:00 -0400

This one's full of anxiety. We talk about gas station dick pills, bar encounters with strangers (Will roofied himself), my comprehensive theory of music, and Once Upon a Time in...Hollywood. One thing's for sure, it's a pity party.

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05: Aqua Gay Hunger Force

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 01 Aug 2019 00:00:00 -0400

We talk about Warren Kanders, friends of Dorothy, and the first democratic debate. Please don't DM me with nice comments about Will. In fact, you should DM him and tell him to stop interrupting my patented monologues.

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04: My Mom the Log Lady w/ Alan Prazniak

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 25 Jul 2019 00:15:00 -0400

Alan Prazniak (@alanpraz) is a throughly talented painter with a penetrative imagination and a penchant for quirk. We squander all of that. Instead, we talk about Super Nintendo and our broken families–between bouts of bullying Will.

Hang in til the end 'cause Will's drunken plugs might be the funniest thing we've yet recorded.

Special Guest: Alan Prazniak.

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03: The Rusty Bois

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 18 Jul 2019 00:15:00 -0400

The boys talk about cursed object collecting, the devious elderly, a chief wahoo tattoo, and lots of other Cleveland escapades. We also complain about capitalism, but stay tuned for 'Will's Hot-Ass Take Corner' at the end. Sorry about this one, the beach is a hell of a drug.

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02: Raiden's Belgian Linen

Greene & Lewis — Thu, 11 Jul 2019 22:45:00 -0400

The boys talk about Christopher Lambert, down-market forgeries, plastic surgery, and touristy museums. Other stuff too. We recorded this awhile ago, I can't remember.

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01: Who's Afraid of Hot Topic?

Greene & Lewis — Mon, 01 Jul 2019 14:00:00 -0400

The boys talk about 7th grade parties, the Game Show Network, fanny packs, a bro named Scott, and how to teach collage to the youths. I mix up additive and subtractive color. Shut up.

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