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276 - End Of The Road

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth take a look under the hood of the heartbreak anthem that is Boyz II Men's End Of The Road. Unfortunately the deeper you get, the more the heartbreak gives in two a double-edged sword; cuckolded whiner and menacing creep.

275 - She Talks To Angels

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

The guys discuss a stone cold classic; She Talks To Angels by The Black Crowes. Undoubtedly a jam, it raises some unanswered and troublesome questions...

274 - I Will Possess Your Heart

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

The guys look over the insanely creepy I Will Possess Your Heart by indie darlings Death Cab For Cutie. It starts off sounding cool and ends up making you want to buy an alarm system.

273 - Shine

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take a look at the first Collective Soul single Shine. Reportedly not a Christian band, this song sounds a hell of a lot like a Christian song by the laziest and whiniest follower ever.

272 - True Love

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0400

The guys listen to the song True Love by Pink where she talks about how much she hates her significant other. It may be all fun and games to her but is it dangerous in the wrong hands?

271 - Big Log

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Mar 2026 00:00:00 -0500

The guys go over one of Robert Plant's solo hits with a very unfortunate name: Big Log. Luckily, it's not a song about a giant shit. Unluckily, it is a giant shit.

270 - If Ya Gettin' Down

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc dust off an old 5ive hit from their sophomore effort Invincible called If Ya Gettin' Down. And just in time for their tour announcement of UK, Australia, and New Zealand! This song is bringing the quality we've come to expect from a UK boy band... that is to say, low.

269 - Get Naked

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

The podcast reaches some new depths with the Methods Of Mayhem single Get Naked. If Tommy Lee wasn't bad enough, Fred Durst is on it too.

268 - Walk This Way

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc re-record an episode from days past and talk about Aerosmith's Walk This Way. It's pretty confusing, pretty gross, and much more on-the-nose than Steven Tyler was thinking.

267 - Don't Tell Me How To Live

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Feb 2026 00:00:00 -0500

It's been a while since the guys discussed a little Kid Rock. Here, they talk about his collaboration with Canada's Monster Truck and his rendering of their modest hit Don't Tell Me How To Live. In true Kid Rock fashion, he takes something decent and makes it abysmal.

266 - House Of Fun

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc bring Mike back to talk more about ska; specifically the mysterious meaning behind Madness's only number 1 hit House Of Fun.

Special Guest: Mike Cosden.

265 - Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

It's been a long time since the guys have talked about Uncle Nuge. And what better song to discuss than Wang Dang Sweet Poontang? Need we say more?

264 - Rump Shaker

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc kick the new year in high gear with Rump Shaker by Wreckx-N-Effect. With a video that was banned from MTV and reviled for its horny lyrics, you'd think there's not much more to say... the guys disagree.

263 - Ironic

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Jan 2026 00:00:00 -0500

The guys pull some low-hanging fruit with Ironic by Alanis Morissette. Often maligned by "um, actually" language critics everywhere, it can't NOT be talked about at some point.

262 - That's What I Like

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The guys talk about the Bruno Mars hit That's What I Like. There's no argument that Gene Hernandez is an incredibly talented musician. He also goes a little off the rails in his pleading with this one.

261 - Oh Santa

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Happy holidays from the guys at Lyrics To Go! To celebrate, Seth and Marc talk about the Mariah Carey hit Oh Santa where, upon seeing him shopping with a current lover, takes it upon herself to beg Kris Kringle to kidnap him and push him down her chimney with increasing intensity.

260 - Me So Horny

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc call in the big guns for a song that has definitely had its lyrics scrutinized in the past... all the way up to the high courts. Fan favorites Jamie and Kristin join to talk about 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny which is offensive in two ways: it's extremely sexual and it's also pretty stupid. Who is surprised?

Special Guests: Jamie Carmichael and Kristin Herman.

259 - She's So High

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc listen to the Canadian nepo-baby Tal Bachman and his song She's So High. This song is basically about how even if your dad was in The Guess Who and Bachman Turner Overdrive, you can still think of yourself as somewhere below pond scum and compare beautiful women to a 19 year old who was burned at the stake.

258 - She Wolf

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Dec 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth try to figure out exactly what's going on with Shakira's hit song She Wolf. Are we dealing with bad lyrics due to poor translation, bad lyric writing, or both? Why didn't the producers help steer her in a better direction? Why are we talking about being in a closet?

257 - Achy Breaky Heart

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc go over the lyrics to country rock phenom Billy Ray Cyrus' recording breaking hit Achy Breaky Heart. Written by Don Von Tress and recorded by the Marcy Brothers, Miley's dad couldn't leave unwell enough alone and started a line dancing revolution with a song that loves naming body parts and doesn't make much sense.

256 - Little Black Backpack

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The guys listen to and discuss Stroke 9's minor hit Little Black Backpack. A song that slides down the slope of 90's anger and gets creepier and more controlling the longer it goes. More than likely the most frightening song about a fashion trend in a long while.

255 - What Would You Do?

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth bring Kristin in to talk about the victim-blaming inner city jam What Would You Do? by City High. A song about a guy at a party watching strippers and then wondering why strippers are stripping. Some classic problematic hypocrisy especially poignant in these times.

Special Guest: Kristin Herman.

254 - Steppin' Out

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Nov 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The guys talk about the troublesome lyrics in Paul Revere and The Raiders' hit song Steppin' Out. One part unclear, two parts vaguley threatening, and two parts sounding like a revenge sex song, this is a strange one in many aspects.

253 - Bomb Diggy

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Another day, another shitty British boy band... this time in the form of Another Level and their death rattle that was Bomb Diggy. Touting what might be the dumbest half of a chorus in the shows history, this is a real dump.

252 - God Made Girls

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys throw on their cowboy hats and listen to the drivel that is God Made Girls by The Voice quarterfinalist Raelynn. Is it misogynist? Is it saying men are useless without women? Maybe both!

251 - Click Click Boom

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Another day, another song where the narrator descends into madness. Seth and Marc go to therapy with the boys in Saliva to see what Click Click Boom is all about... and it ain't a whole lot of fun.

250 - I Can't Dance

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Oct 2025 00:00:00 -0400

For episode 250, the guys work on ironing out the anti-male model song I Can't Dance by prog-rock-cum-pop band Genesis. This song was called "provocatively smug" which we couldn't agree more with. AND it sucks.

249 - Cater 2 U

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take the wild ride provided by Beyonce and Co. in Destiny's Child's hit Cater 2 U. What starts off sweet and lovely turns into a red flag the size of Texas half way through. Can they pull the nose up before the song is over?

248 - The Ballroom Blitz

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

WOAAHHH YEAHHH! The guys find out what the hell is going on in the sad verses of the glam rock hit The Ballroom Blitz by The Sweet... and YES, both of those are supposed to have "The"s in front of them.

247 - I Got You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys talk about the first big stateside hit by way of New Zealand... Split Enz and their certified creepfest I Got You. Somehow, someone obsessing over you sounds even weirder in an accent. Boy, is it a doozy!

246 - Talking In Your Sleep

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys talk about the highest-charting song by The Romantics; Talking In Your Sleep. The only thing that eclipse the creepiness of this is how it doesn't make sense in the end.

245 - Bill

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Sep 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys invite listener-favorite Jamie back for what ends up being a monster-sized episode to discuss the Peggy Scott-Adams' questionable hit Bill. After a lengthy talk about the singer's history, the conversation turns to these FIVE VERSES worth of lyrics and what the intentions were.

Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

244 - Burnin' For You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 25 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc get deep into the repetitive lyrics for Blue Oyster Cult's last hit Burnin' For You. What does it all mean and does it even matter when a song rocks this hard?

243 - Two Princes

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 18 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys are on a roll and decide to talk about the Spin Doctor's hit song Two Princes. This one leaves a lot of questions to be answered. Who wants to have rockets bought for them? Should that person be trusted? Are these lyrics all about one prince? And why does this guy think "no future" is a selling point?

242 - If You Wanna Be Happy

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 11 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc dust off the ol' classic If You Wanna Be Happy as made famous by Jimmy Soul. Somehow, it manages to simultaneously make "pretty" and "ugly" women feel terrible in one fell swoop and, at the same time, make marriage sound like a worthless endeavor. Impressive!

241 - Real American

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 04 Aug 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc discuss the legacy of Terry Bollea (aka Hulk Hogan) before trudging through the jingoistic 2nd grade poetry that is Real American as sung by Rick Derringer. A song that has aged like the Cold War, there is some interesting history to be learned and some talk to be had about what makes someone indefensible.

240 - It's No Good

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 28 Jul 2025 08:00:00 -0400

The guys talk about the Depeche Mode sleeper single It's No Good. Is it a big surprise that this band wrote a macabre song about being obsessed with someone like this? In hindsight, hell no.

239 - Sacred Trust

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 21 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take on another boy band from across The Pond... this time in the form of One True Voice's cover of the Bee Gee's stinker Sacred Trust. What starts off as a bewildering set of lyrics possibly turns into one of the biggest realizations in L2G history!

238 - Hash Pipe

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 14 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc finally rip off the Weezer band aid and talk about the beginning of the decline of the band with their first post-Matt Sharp single Hash Pipe. What is it, what is it about, and how was it written? Does anything matter anymore?

237 - Good Morning Little Schoolgirl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 07 Jul 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys just can't stay away from Rod Stewart who always has a creepy one in the chamber. This time, it's a blues cover called Good Morning Little Schoolgirl; his first single for Decca Records. Surprisingly, this isn't the creepiest song he does though it does raise the ol' hackles.

236 - Dead In Hollywood

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite good friend and recovering shitty-music lover Nick back to talk about an embarrassing song that is supposedly a "homage" to horror movies by Murderdolls. The song is called Dead In Hollywood and we wish they were.

Special Guest: Nick Hanlon.

235 - Always Be My Baby

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys continue with their guest-a-thon when they invite Jamie back to talk about the Mariah Carey stage 5 clinger hit Always Be My Baby. How much of a pass does Mariah get because she's well... Mariah? Not a whole lot.

Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

234 - Werewolves Of London

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

AWOOOOO! Seth and Marc invite close friend and Zevon-lover Fletcher back to talk about Werewolves of London. Is this song about anything deeper than a Chinese food-loving lycanthrope living in England? Seth and Jackson Browne say yes, but everyone else disagrees.

Special Guest: Fletcher Herman.

233 - Concrete Angel

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys invite past guest Kristin back to wallow in the sadness that she created by suggesting Concrete Angel by Martina McBride. Listed number 1 on Rolling Stones' list of saddest songs, this one is just trying to punch you in the face with depression. And it works.

Special Guest: Kristin Herman.

232 - You Get What You Give

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Jun 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc discuss the one-hit blunder You Get What You Give by New Radicals. A whiny anti-establishment song by someone who is putting out albums paid for by people who are the establishment is a bit of a strange choice and we hate it.

231 - Busy Woman

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys talk about the ultra-horny (and ultra frightening) lyrics to Sabrina Carpenter's anthem for this fast-paced world; Busy Woman. Dripping wet with sexual innuendos and shooting loads of double entendres everywhere she goes, Sabrina lets us know how quickly she'll come if you want her and also warns us of what happens if you don't.

230 - Blame It

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys listen to the extremely predatory Blame It by famed entertainer Jamie Foxx and featuring T Pain. At last; An anthem for men who purposefully get women drunk to lower their inhibitions even after they're told that they don't want to pursue anything sexual.

229 - The Joker

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth delve into the last Steve Miller Band song they'll ever do..... maybe. The Joker by Steve Miller Band is a self-referential nightmare with made-up words that were stolen from other songs that made up words AND nearly a whole verse that was stolen. And all for.... THIS?

228 - All My Life

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 May 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth invite long-time bud and food magician Skyler to talk about the Foo Fighters song All My Life. The gang pulls back the curtain on what this song is apparently about and try to make heads and/or tails of how it all fits together.

Special Guest: Skyler Denison.

227 - Try That In A Small Town

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 28 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Oftentimes, they guys cover songs that have flown under the radar with their offensive or terrible lyrics... and sometimes, they cover songs like Jason Aldean's Try That In A Small Town. Woefully ignorant, dangerous, and replete with a music video with one of the worst backdrops in history. Bad all around.

226 - Steal My Kisses

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 21 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc discuss the openly creepy Steal My Kisses by Ben Harper and his Innocent Criminals. It's rare that someone openly admits to crossing state lines to kiss a woman against their will but here we are.

225 - Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 14 Apr 2025 08:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth are rocked on their heels by the bold-faced title of Ariana Grande's hit single Break Up With Your Girlfriend, I'm Bored. And to no one's surprise, the lyrics are even worse.

224 - Don't Worry, Be Happy

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 07 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys welcome the inimitable Dave Hill to discuss the overtly positive acapella hit Don't Worry, Be Happy by Bobby McFerrin. How would you feel if you were being kicked out of your home and some guy is telling you that being sad about it is making other people sad? Just shut up already.

Special Guest: Dave Hill.

223 - The Impression That I Get

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 31 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The guys re-invite two close friends and beloved guests, Tim and Mike, to talk about ska music... specifically, the lyrics to the only ska song that hit number one in the 90's: The Impression That I Get by the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. Is it a sweet song? Do the lyrics read like the singer muttering to himself? It could be a bit of both.

Special Guests: Mike Cosden and Tim Clark.

222 - Black Betty

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc talk about the origins of, and the boycott called for, Ram Jam's only hit; Black Betty. Repetitious, rocking, and awkward coming from the mouths of a bunch of long-haired white dudes, this song has left a lasting impression.

221 - Beautiful Girls

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

Nothing says Lyrics To Go quite like a guy telling a girl/woman that they are too beautiful that they make them want to kill themselves. Marc and Seth talk about lyrics written by a 16 year old that sound like lyrics written by a 16 year old.

220 - Longview

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0400

The dudes go through the semi-hidden meaning of a song about being bored named after a town in California; Longview. Can it really all be about jerking off because you're smoking too much pot? Yeah, pretty much.

219 - Working My Way Back To You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Mar 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc discuss the Spinners cover of Working My Way Back To You. What is probably supposed to be passed off as a sweet song of self-reflection is really just psychological torture from a masochistic narcissist.

218 - I Kissed A Girl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Feb 2025 23:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc invite Arden to discuss the Katy Perry smooching anthem I Kissed A Girl. Is it pro-bi or is it objectifying queer women for the sake of a hit song? Maybe both.

Special Guest: Arden Simon.

217 - Waterfalls

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Feb 2025 12:00:00 -0500

The guys go against the advice of T-Boz, Left Eye, and Chilli and chase Waterfalls by TLC where they discuss sex worker kinks, drug dealers, and whether or not "chasing waterfalls" is a good analogy.

216 - Invisible

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc are graced with the presence of "Chef" Kevin Bartelt of Hollywood Handbook/We're Here To Help/Action Boyz/etc. fame to talk about the troublesome single Invisible. Originally performed by Irish boy band D-Side, Clay Aiken actually heard it and decided to put out his own version. What we want to know is... why?

Special Guest: Kevin Bartelt.

215 - Cancelled

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Feb 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The faint smell of Aqua-Net is in the air... Seth and Marc call upon the expertise of metal lover Doug to discuss the new Motley Crue single Cancelled. This is them at their worst trying desperately to drum up a new fanbase that hates the "woke mob." Unsurprisingly, it sucks.

Special Guest: Doug Davison.

214 - Freaxxx

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc invite past guest Nick to talk about a song he referred to as "hot doo-doo ass"; Freaxxx by Brokencyde. There is not much to say about this song other than it is horrendous and I'm sorry we did it.

Special Guest: Nick Hanlon.

213 - Take On Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The dudes try their hand at a rough translation of the 80's a-ha hit Take On Me. Is this a case of Norwegian-to-English mayhem or is it just stupid and kind of creepy?

212 - Blurred Lines

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

This week, the guys go over one of the creepiest hits of the 21st century so far... Blurred Lines by nepo-baby Robin Thicke. Contrary to popular belief, we do not "want it." Yikes.

211 - Slam Dunk (Da Funk)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Jan 2025 00:00:00 -0500

The guys take a trip across the pond to listen to British boy band 5ive and their first hit single Slam Dunk (Da Funk.) It is chock full of basketball references that sound like they come from someone who heard about basketball from a distant friend once. They also talk about merging their penii together.

210 - I'm Yours

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc talk about their love-hate relationship with Jason Mraz and, particularly, the cheesiness of his song I'm Yours which goes into his philosophy about giving and love like it was written by a college flunky on MDMA.

209 - Baby, It's Cold Outside

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

The guys invite first time guests Chris and Crissy to talk about the elephant in the holiday room... Baby, It's Cold Outside. Is it as bad as people say? Is it worse? We have a lengthy discussion about the lyrics, consent, and modern covers.

Special Guests: Chris DeNoto and Crissy DeNoto.

208 - Cherry Pie

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

The guys talk about the Warrant hit single that almost never was: Cherry Pie. Written at the last moment and changing the course of direction for the band, this song is riddled with terrible lyrics that sound like they were written by a bunch of horny 20-something year olds... oh wait.

207 - Abracadabra

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc pull the lyrics for Steve Miller Band's Abracadabra out of a big ol' hat to tatalk about how terrible they are. Apparently about a variety of things including Diana Ross, the Original Amateur Hour, and panties with angels' faces on them, this song is a doozy. Unfortunately, they are not able to make them disappear.

206 - Keep On Loving You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Dec 2024 00:00:00 -0500

The guys get into the depths of the lyrics to REO Speedwagon's monster ballad Keep On Loving You. Known for its chorus proclaiming a never-ending love, the verses tell a much bleaker story that is often overshadowed.

205 - You Can Call Me Al

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 25 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

A monster-sized episode! The guys are back after a mini vacation and have the immense joy to talk about the did-you-know-ness of You Can Call Me Al. How deep can a song with Chevy Chase lip sync-ing the lyrics in the music video get? You be the judge. Also, a big announcement!

204 - Cheap Sunglasses

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 18 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

The guys listen to the 1979 ZZ Top ode to shitty eyewear... Cheap Sunglasses. Partially about the titular glasses, it's also about stalking a woman because hey! Why not?

203 - Fireflies

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 11 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc would like to make themselves believe... that these lyrics are not complete ass. The guys stay up late poring over the lyrics to the nonsense insomniac diddy Fireflies by Owl City. A song about getting hugs ad learning to dance from bugs. Okay...

202 - Amber

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 04 Nov 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Woooaaah! Seth and Marc struggle to find the real message behind the 311 reggae rock ballad Amber. With lyrics that sound like they were made up on the fly by a horny frat guy trying to get some strange, are we just wasting our time? Probably

201 - Little Red Corvette

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc finish out Princetober with Princes first hit: Little Red Corvette. Yet another episode that compares women to cars and then about having sex with them. But this time, with a little bit of horse imagery as well to make it extra weird.

200 - Work That Fat

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 21 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc celebrate episode 200 in the midst of Princetober with the very troublesome Work That Fat. This isn't a single and, in some ways, it's barely a song. A voice-altered Prince makes a bunch of middle school jokes at a fat woman's expense while also saying how much he loves fat women. Yikes.

199 - Gett Off

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 14 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Princetober continues with The Guys about Gett Off, a song about a rumor Prince heard about the last time a woman had sex. Seems kind of rude, but it prompts him to let her know that people are talking about her... which also seems a little weird.

198 - Sister

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 07 Oct 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc kick off Princetober with his very controversial and very punky song Sister. If you know anything about Prince's hypersexuality, the title should worry you... and with good reason.

197 - Kokomo

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This week, Seth and Marc grab a couple of parasols and head down to everyone's favorite destination: Kokomo! A fall from grace from the band that brought us one of the best albums in pop music history, this piece of hot trash is on many lists of worst songs... and the lyrics are definitely a part of that equation.

196 - Got My Mind Set On You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc get deep into the psyche of an obsessive man depraved of love with the song Got My Mind Set On You as made famous by ex-Beatle George Harrison. Originally written by Rudy Clark and first covered by James Ray, when you start to do some digging, the lyrics bring about more questions than they answer.

195 - Wonderwall

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The guys bring on dear friend and resident Liam Gallagher hater Fletcher to work through the hit song Wonderwall. A song that was and then was not about Liam's then-girlfriend, the meaning was changed to be about an invisible friend that he's gaslighting... but no one is buying it. Least of all us.

Special Guest: Fletcher Herman.

194 - Holy Diver

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite past guest favorite Doug (and Rebecca!) to discuss the strangely religious Holy Diver by Dio. Tigers and stripes and hearts and a midnight sea. What the hell?

Special Guest: Doug Davison.

193 - Muskrat Love

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Sep 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite favorite guest Jamie to talk about a song written Willis Alan Ramsay, covered with moderate success by America, and then covered with much greater success by Captain and Tennille... we are, of course, talking about Muskrat Love. One of the only hit songs about a rodent, and the only song about muskrats fucking.

Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

192 - Too Close

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc bump and grind to the late 90's boner-themed Too Close by Next. How did anyone take this song seriously?! A song about getting a hard on from dancing close to a woman who then tells him "enough is enough."

191 - Electric Avenue

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc get very deep into the history of Eddy Grant's hit Electric Avenue after a few suggestions from listeners.... and boy, what a background it is. A tale that starts in the 1940s and culminates in a bop with some questionable rhyme schemes.

190 - Liquid Dreams

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

A super-size episode! Seth and Marc invite past guests Kristin and Fletcher to talk about the boy band orgasm anthem Liquid Dreams. We discuss whether this song is exclusively about wet dreams, how long it would take of constant coming until you went to the hospital, and Seth's INSANE take on the catalyst for this song.

Special Guests: Fletcher Herman and Kristin Herman.

189 - This Is A Call

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Aug 2024 00:00:00 -0400

This one's a head scratcher... but is it with good reason? The guys dig deep into the half-assed lyrics for the first Foo Fighters' single This Is A Call looking for some meaning.

188 - All About That Bass

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

A song that's been sitting on The List for a while, Seth and Marc get into the good and the bad of All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor. A song that is championed by the songwriters as a banner for body positivity, The Guys take a look at why it's positive and what's left over.

187 - Goodbye Earl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth cleanse themselves of the grossness of last week by talking through the lyrics to Goodbye Earl by the (Dixie) Chicks! The guys have a discussion about country music, how good The Chicks are, and ask the question... did Earl HAVE to die?

186 - Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The guys talk about Garry Glitter's single Do You Wanna Touch Me? (Oh Yeah!) Already creepy on its own, when you read about the laundry list of awful things he did it feels even worse. How high will this one rate on the Creep Factor? Pretty damn high.

185 - This Is Why I'm Hot

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc go through the daunting task of reading through all three verses of MiMS' breakout hit This Is Why I'm Hot. SPOILER ALERT: Why is he hot? Simple.... because he is.

184 - Do Me!

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Jul 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Davis Ford take on the troublesome lyrics of Bell Biv DeVoe's Do Me! (replete with exclamation mark) A "song about sex" according to Billboard, the ex-New Edition members Trojan-Horsed a very troubling bit in the second verse allegedly written by a very famous rapper.

183 - Unborn Child

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc battle head-on against James and Dash (better known as Seals & Crofts) as they discuss the song Unborn Child. Based off of a poem written by a producers wife, the easy rock duo sing to a fetus that can't hear them and be really fucking shitty.

182 - Dirty Work

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth have a little too much fun talking about the lyrics to Steely Dan's non-single but single-esque Dirty Work. This one was an editing nightmare and it's still over an hour. What is this dirty work they're speaking of?

181 - Turning Japanese

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth dig into what it means to be Turning Japanese as sung by The Vapors. Rife with stereotypes in both music AND music video, the guys talk about the creepy lyrics and the line between paying homage to a culture and shitting all over it.

180 - Greased Lightning

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Jun 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc throw on some white t-shirts, slick their pompadours up with some pomade, and look under the hood of the musical-turned-hit-single Greased Lightning. Watch out if the kids are in the car as these lyrics contain some pretty strange sexual terms and complete lack of knowledge about cars.

179 - That Summer

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth basks in the glory of country music and Marc sits idly by as they dissect the lyrics to the predatory That Summer by Garth Brooks. Listen to the tale of Ol' Leatherhands and what she does to a teenage boy.

178 - Bad Medicine

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 May 2024 18:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc need 10cc's of medical knowledge given to Bon Jovi STAT! The guys try to figure out what makes medicine "bad," why no one else is able to help the narrator, and discuss fake endings.

177 - High Hopes

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth invite guest and dear friend Mike to look through the unrecommended-history-laden lyrics of High Hopes by Panic! At The Disco. What's worse: Making people who never made it feel like absolute trash or bringing up Manifest Destiny?

Special Guest: Mike Cosden.

176 - Mmmbop

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 May 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The guys dismantle a song that was described as "unintelligible" by one critic; Hanson's breakaway single Mmmbop. A mixture of "did you know" and "these lyrics were written by teenagers," we discuss how good they sound now and the possibilities of knowing which flowers you're planting.

175 - My Life Would Suck Without You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth work through Kelly Clarkson's single "My Life Would Suck Without You," her self-professed "anti-boy-bashing song." The thing is if there was ever a time for her to bash a guy, it would be now. Don't sell yourself out, Kelly!

174 - Cumbersome

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The guys dig deep into the high school poetry that makes up the lyrics of 7 Mary 3's hit Cumbersome. Overflowing with self-reference and Eddie Vedder's impressions, this song will make it so you don't know if you're coming or going. Oh yeah, no. Yeah yeah, no no. Yeah. No.

173 - Family Man

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc talk Hall & Oates with their cover of the Mike Oldfield-penned Family Man. A sex worker propositions a man who rebuffs her advances while also telling her that if she keeps asking, he might say yes. Who is in the wrong here and does he give in?

172 - We Built This City

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Apr 2024 01:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc revisit a band they haven't talked about since episode 3... Starship's "We Built This City." Highly regarded as one of the worst songs of the 80's by some publications and one of the worst songs ever by others, where do the guys think it stack

171 - Holding Out For A Hero

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Apr 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth read off the litany of prerequisites to be Bonnie Tyler's titular hero in Holding Out For A Hero and feel bad about themselves. Also, why does she need someone who is fresh from a fight? What is she not telling us? And what does this have to do with Footloose?!

170 - Dancing In The Moonlight

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 25 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

The dudes look at the lyrics to King Harvest's twinkly version of Dancing In The Moonlight. However, it's the story behind the song that is the much bigger reveal here.

169 - That'll Be The Day

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 18 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc unfurl the lyrics to The Crickets' (by the way of Buddy Holly) hit That'll Be The Day. Does it surprise us that this song is filled with a litany of different kinds of mental manipulation? No, not at all. Are we going to still cover it? Absolutely.

168 - It Wasn't Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 11 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite past guest Jamie on to discuss the lyrics to Shaggy's reggae-ish gaslighting anthem "It Wasn't Me." Lots of questions on this one.... about how him getting busted went down, whether or not he truly wanted to be caught, or if Shaggy really exists at all....

Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

167 - A.D.I.D.A.S.

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 04 Mar 2024 00:00:00 -0500

This week, the dudes go through the koRn hit A.D.I.D.A.S. (All Day I Dream About Sex). This song is so bad that it pushed guitarist "Head" to quit the band to find Christ.

166 - Possession

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth dig into the dark story behind the Sarah McLaughlin's breakout hit Possession. One of those cases of a song that people use in their wedding but the truth behind it has much sadder, and creepier, roots.

165 - Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue (The Angry American)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc look into the history of the Toby Keith song Courtesy Of The Red, White, And Blue and, of course, the lyrics themselves. Written like a 14-year-old horny for America, Toby calls for the assistance of the Statue of Liberty, Uncle Sam, and an Eagle to name a few while also referring to America as a mean dog. I feel more patriotic already.

164 - Down Under

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc wrap up their trip around the continents with the Men At Work b-side Down Under. There are undoubtedly loads of strange lyrics here but the guys get a little surprise when sorting through them and the music video.

163 - A Horse With No Name

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Feb 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc continue their continent tour with America's A Horse With No Name. This song was banned in some American stations due to possible drug references but it should've been banned for something much worse... dumb fucking words.

162 - Heat Of The Moment

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc are at opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to Asia's Heat Of The Moment. Seth thinks this song is a beautiful song about a man who made a mistake and is baring his soul for the world to see. Marc thinks it's a guy who is trying to convince a woman who was hurt by him messing up by focusing on when things were good and then by manipulating with scare tactics. Was anyone swayed and what do you think?

161 - The Final Countdown

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc blast off into outer space with Europe to work out the lyrics to The Final Countdown. A song that is apparently about deciding to move from an Earth that is no longer inhabitable to another planet that has the densest atmosphere in our galaxy and over 167 volcanoes. Doesn't sound like we really thought this out, does it?

160 - Hey Hey, What Can I Do?

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth get the Led out with the b-side to the shrill Immigrant Song; Hey Hey, What Can I Do?. Not a single, but still received tons of airplay. We get a little naive incel action with this one where the narrator at least has the wherewithall to leave the woman alone. But we're setting the bar a little low...

159 - Beat Again

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc peel apart a hit from across The Pond with JLS's Beat Again.. In hopes that they can coax someone into a relationship because the narrator(s) might die from NotHavingGirlfriend-itis, they combine their voices into one mono-tonal hellscape while wallowing in self-pity. Tragic.

158 - Rain Is A Good Thing

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Jan 2024 00:00:00 -0500

The guys are joined by friends Tim and Joee to discuss what makes country "country" and also to talk about the Luke Bryan pro-flood song Rain Is A Good Thing. Nothing beats complaining about how dry it is and then taking about getting the fuck out of dodge when it rains and also about how the main positives to rain are having a horny girlfriend and fucking under a loud tin roof. Got it.

Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.

157 - Jingle Bell Rock

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 25 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Ho ho ho! The guys take on a Christmas classic with the unrelenting Jingle Bell Rock. What does it mean? Why can the jingle hop not begin until there is a snowstorm? What the hell is going one with these jingling feet? Hell if we know...

156 - Take The Money And Run

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 18 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Hoo hoo! Seth and Marc read through the most boring and useless story possibly ever told; Take The Money and Run by Steve Miller Band. Though they can't deny how catchy the song is, the lyrics tell a tale that, in the end, is insane and was over before it began.

155 - Want You Bad

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 11 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc return to The Offspring to dip into their hit song Want You Bad. Have you ever found yourself in a relationship with someone who is too nice? So you write a song about how you wish they would completely change who they are, get tattoos, and start treating you bad? Me neither.

154 - Jack & Diane

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 04 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc talk about the Americana coming-of-age ditty Jack & Diane by John Cougar. Switching between horny verses and existentialist choruses, this song paints a Midwest hell where people suck on hot dogs with chili on them and fuck under trees and opt for some strange words and turns of phrase that you'd maybe be familiar with if you grew up in Bumfuck, Indiana like "dribble off those Bobbie Brooks slacks" and "ditty."

153 - Wrong Way

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc take on the third single from Sublime's self-titled album; Wrong Way. A song about a 14-year-old who is prostituted by her father who is picked up by a "hero" who paid to have sex with a 14-year-old prostitute. Dub style!

152 - (You're) Having My Baby

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

The guys scrub in to take a deep look at Paul Anka's (You're) Having My Baby which has been called chauvinistic upon many other things. Is the hype real? Is this song as self-obsessed as it seems? We certainly think there is a good case to be made...

151 - Island Girl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc look at a song that was described as "racist, sexist and fetishistic" all in one fell swoop; Island Girl by Elton John (and Bernie Taupin.) A song that is swinging for a Caribbean feel and ends up being tone deaf in more than one way.

150 - Possum Kingdom

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Nov 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc drag the proverbial lake of lyrics in search of a line that isn't creepy as fuck in the song Possum Kingdom by Toadies. Unfortunately, they seem to come up pretty empty-handed.

149 - Lola

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Oct 2023 07:30:00 -0400

Seth and Marc bring past favorite guests Adam and Logan to get into the inner workings of Lola by The Kinks. On one hand, we talk about what the lyrics reveal to people who may have heard the song in passing. On the other, we have a discussion on whether or not this song is transphobic and some of the lines that are double entendres. Minds were changed! Eyes were opened!

Special Guests: Adam and Logan.

148 - Crazy Bitch

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc bring on Kristin, a recovering Buckcherry fan, to rip Crazy Bitch apart limb from limb. How high will the Creep Factor go on this one?

Special Guest: Kristin Herman.

147 - Party Hard

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys give a bit of a death metal history lesson before launching an all-out assault on the neanderthal-esque lyrics of Andrew WK's Party Hard. Incomplete thoughts and sentences abound in spite of his intelligence. Where did he go wrong?

146 - Jailhouse Rock

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc look past the first 2 better known verses of Jailhouse Rock by Elvis Presley and discover a little surprise!

145 - Lonely Is The Night

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Oct 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys revisit Billy Squire with his early 80's hit non-single and best attempt at a Led Zeppelin song: Lonely Is The Night. These lyrics are an unmitigated disaster and even Billy's weak explanation leaves us scratching our heads... join us on our descent into madness.

144 - Love In An Elevator

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 25 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Today, Seth and Marc find themselves in an elevator with New England's own Aerosmith for their ultra horny single Love In An Elevator. We discuss the music video, the complications of oral sex in an elevator, and the death wish hidden within.

143 - The Way

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 18 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys unveil the true story behind the 90's hit The Way which catapulted Fastball into the limelight. The lyrics, which seem to be about a couple who decide to shrug off the banality of the normal life in exchange for a life roaming the world, actually have a much sadder history.

142 - Stacy's Mom

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 11 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and a very horned-up Seth talk about a power pop song for all of the niche demographic of "boys who are into the mom of a girl that has a thing for them instead of the girl"... Stacy's Mom from Fountains of Wayne. Is this song about a woman who is trying to turn a prepubescent on or is he just reading too into things? Or both?

141 - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 04 Sep 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys take another trip down AC/DC lane with their perplexing hit Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap. 3 verses about people who have been wronged and trying to figure out exactly what he's doing to each of them. Sex? Murder? Contract negotiations? What in the fuck is going on?

140 - Nights On Broadway

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 28 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc get funky with the Bee Gee's stalker anthem Nights On Broadway. Not their biggest hit, but definitely up there with the creepiest. One part waiting in the dark and one part voices-in-his-head, the Brothers Gibb go in deep with the first single to highlight their famous falsetto.

139 - Livin' La Vida Loca

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 21 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc are entranced by the sultry sounds of Ricky Martin's hit Livin' La Vida Loca. A catchy ditty that tells the story of a woman who is up to some real creepy shit like black cats and voodoo dolls.

138 - Animal (Fuck Like A Beast)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 14 Aug 2023 00:30:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite metal lover and Strip Club Mom Doug Davison to splay open the W.A.S.P. single Animal (Fuck Like A Beast). Starts out aggressively horny and turns aggressively aggressive AND horny.

Special Guest: Doug Davison.

137 - Zombie

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 07 Aug 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys get serious this week talking about the real meaning behind a quintessential 90's song: Zombie by The Cranberries. Due to its title, it shows up on countless Halloween playlists but is about something much more fiendish than All Hallow's Eve: The Troubles.

136 - She's A Beauty

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 31 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Step right up... and don't be shy! The guys get to look inside another world and talk about this heaping pile of 80's objectification brought to you by The Tubes. With lyrics that stem from the singer's encounter at a peep show, what could go wrong?

135 - Love Gun

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc crack open another song from the Knights In Satan's Service; and this time, it's Love Gun! Seems simple enough: a song about the singers dick. But are there more sinister things at play? We think so.

134 - Hook

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Every once in a while, the guys have something nice to say.... and this is one of those times. Well, about the song at least. They get into the inner workings of Hook by Blues Traveler which is much more clever than most people that have passively listened to it may have realized.

133 - Bad Day

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Jul 2023 07:00:00 -0400

The guys get deep into the weeds trying to make heads or tales out of Daniel Powter's unfortunate hit song Bad Day. A song that became so loved but seems to be rolling its proverbial eyes at anyone really going through a rough patch in life... the kind of an attitude only a guy who always wears a beanie could have.

132 - The Wanderer

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Jul 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc are up for a little surprise with Dion's The Wanderer.... or are they? What looks like it's a song about a horny dude who sees women as nothing but the holes they have might be about something a lot sadder.

131 - Hungry Eyes

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Finally, the guys get to dissect someone that Seth has had on his creep-dar from the jump: Eric Carmen with the Dirty Dancing hit Hungry Eyes. A classic of "I know you want me, so you may as well give in" complete with having someone "in [his] sights." For the love of Christ.

130 - Inside Out

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys put Eve 6's biggest hit Inside Out in a blender and watch it spin around to a terrible oblivion. It's kind of hard to tell exactly what's going on here though the general meaning of the song is somehow understood... sort of like knowing carbon monoxide could be filling a room and that you can die of it but you can't see it.

129 - You're Beautiful

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc listen through gritted teeth to the James Blunt light rock hit You're Beautiful. A song which is creepy even according to the songwriter though it is semi-autobiographical. Doesn't that tell you everything you need to know?

128 - Simply Irresistable

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Jun 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys have John Fahy (Profiles In Eccentricity) and Joe Lachut (7 Inches To Freedom/Graveyard Shift Screenprinting) on to talk about a song that is about a desire so great, you can't do 2nd grade math: Simply Irresistible. The claims get crazier and crazier as the song culminates in the narrator and his love interest forming into one being. Like The Fly.

Special Guests: Joe Lachut and John Fahy.

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127 - I'm On Fire

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 May 2023 00:15:00 -0400

We know many people love The Boss.... including us! But you can't deny the strangeness and, yes, creepiness of his spooky hit I'm On Fire. This song hits you with the "little girl/daddy" and cleans up the place with some good emotional manipulation right at the end for good measure. And yodeling for desert!

126 - Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Shucks! Marc and Seth call in dear friends Tim and Joee to splay open the chest of Sophie B. Hawkins hit Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover. There are a lot of appalling things going on here from weird mommy stuff to emotional manipulation of a woman who is being abused to try and win her heart. Yowzers.

Special Guests: Joee Patterson and Tim Clark.

125 - Time Of The Season

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The 1960's were a time of great music, free love, and creeps predating on women who were into the free love movement. Seth and Marc look into Time Of The Season. Slick with great musicianship, lines like "what's your name? who's your daddy?" make it pretty hard to ignore the filth dripping off this dude.

124 - Judy's Turn To Cry

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc go through the high school drama of Judy's Turn To Cry, the sequel to It's My Party. The biggest question going through these lyrics leaves us with is: Who would want to date any of these pieces of shit?

123 - Sister Christian

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 May 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc uncover the high amount of sibling creepiness and mystery that is present in the Night Ranger hit song Sister Christian. At its very best, seemingly a controlling song trying to tell the titular Christian not to have sex and, at its worst, calling his sister "babe."

122 - Roxanne

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc round out Policepril with one of the band's most well known songs.... Roxanne; a song about a man's growing intensity to take a woman from being a prostitute whether she likes it or not and makes her aware that they are now together. Anti-sex worker AND scary. Quite a combo!

121 - Can't Stand Losing You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400

For the penultimate episode of Policepril, we get ultra-incel with the emotionally manipulative Can't Stand Losing You. And this time.... we brought a friend! Mike Kiniry joins us to take a deep hard look at this one. A pop hit about making someone feel bad for breaking up with you by killing yourself? Sure... why not?

Special Guest: Mike Kiniry.

120 - Don't Stand So Close To Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 10 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400

As Policepril marches on, so do the creepy hits. This time, Sting and Co. are talking about a young horny teacher fucking one of his students in the song that was adopted by many during the pandemic... Don't Stand So Close To Me! A very peculiar song for an ex-English teacher to sing and say "it's not about me!" but here we are.

119 - Every Breath You Take

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 03 Apr 2023 00:00:00 -0400

A very happy Policepril to you all! We're doing a month of some of the creepiest, suprisingest, or possibly misunderstoodiest songs by hit 70's-80's supergroup The Police. We're working backwards in our timeline so we'll start at the end with their biggest hit; the extremely frightening Every Breath You Take. Draw the blinds, find under the covers, and don't make a sound... they'll be watching you.

118 - Sex And Candy

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

The guys try to look as deep as you can into a song that seems to be based off of a remark made by an ex-girlfriends college roommate about a decade earlier and a bunch of stupid made up lingo; Sex And Candy by Marcy Playground. A song that sounds like it's about pedophilia and it isn't but it still sucks.

117 - Under My Thumb

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Does it get any worse than Brown Sugar? You be the judge! Marc and Seth pick apart another Rolling Stones song and this time, they're excusing and glorifying treating a woman like shit with the non-single Under My Thumb.

116 - Relax

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc get the help of friends Logan and Adam to get deeeeep inside a song that's maybe so obvious that you didn't think it was about what it's about. One of the longest episodeepisodes yet with tons of great conversation about LGBTQ rights so make sure you pack a lunch.

Special Guests: Adam and Logan.

116b - Relax (Unedited)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0400

This is the full 2 hour discussion about the song Relax by Frankie Goes To Hollywood. There is a lot that got cut out about LGBTQ rights, stories about the gay nightlife in Fort Myers, chunks of stuff we talked about in the music video, some funny banter, and issues and information about things in the queer community writ large. It was really difficult to decide what to cut out so I wanted to also make the whole conversation available if anyone was interested.

Special Guests: Adam and Logan.

115 - Dude (Looks Like A Lady)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Mar 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc get out the ol' whiteboard to try and make heads or tails out of this classic rock juggernaut that catapulted Aerosmith back into the limelight. Is it transphobic? Is it fetishising? How does he make that "gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi-gi" noise so fast?!

114 - Cheeseburger In Paradise

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

A beach bum's wild fantasy about a delicious burger or a Kafka-esque hellscape in which he wakes up as a full formed "sensuous treat" that has no choice but to desire to eat himself from the outside in? You be the judge.

113 - I'm No Angel

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 20 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Another week, another creepy guy talking about cradles... this time, it's Gregg Allman and the song he made famous: "I'm No Angel." Proudly proclaiming how much of a troubled past he has and openly admitting to planned theft. Come on and love me, baby.

112 - Wild World

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 13 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

If you're "letting someone go" but you're really just trying to frighten them into staying with you, how much of a shitbag are you? Probably a big one. The guys take on Yusuf Islam's Wild World... the song that may have spurned the song I'm Just A Girl by No Doubt.

111 - Young Girl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 06 Feb 2023 00:00:00 -0500

The guys go back to the Golden Age of music... The Wrecking Crew, the Wall of Sound, and the Horny Old Guy. Seth and Marc take a look at the rollercoaster of emotions that is Young Girl by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap. It's in the name!

110 - Jessie's Girl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 30 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc call on Doubled Feature's co-host Max to ask themselves "with friend's like Rick, who needs friends?" That's right, they're taking on Rick Springfield's Jessie's Girl and all of the mania and stalking that go along with it.

Special Guest: Max Arnall.

109 - Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 23 Jan 2023 15:00:00 -0500

What do you get when you mix a molecular biologist, a former janitor, and some ridicule of the white middle class? Seth and Marc unfortunately find out in this week's episode where they look into the lyrics to Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)

108 - Semi-Charmed Life

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 16 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc look into the true meaning behind one of the 90's upbeat and infection jams; Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Is it all as lush and catchy as it sounds or is there a terrible crystal meth addiction and some red panties hidden somewhere in there?

107 - Barbie Girl

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 09 Jan 2023 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc painfully comb over the lyrics to Barbie Girl which are either creepy as hell or misogynistic as hell. Throw in the terrible music video and awful voices and this one hurt.

106 - Hey Ya!

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 02 Jan 2023 11:00:00 -0500

The guys look into the lyrics for the hit Outkast/Andre 3000 song Hey Ya! one of the rare episodes where the lyrics are actually amazing but the meaning has been overlooked and that's all part of the genius.

105 - Wonderful Christmastime

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Sun, 25 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Break out your ancient synthesizers and handclaps... Seth and Marc will bring the eggnog and discuss the frightening endurance of the strange and simple Wonderful Christmastime. Did he write it when he was 8? Why can't we look down? Why didn't anyone tell him how boring this song is?

104 - Figured You Out

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc can't get enough shitting all over Nickelback. This time, it's their weird and questionable pro-bro-anthem Figured You Out which posits that even though the narrator loved all of these behaviors from the beginning, it's okay to suddenly change course and say he knows the "real" her and dump her while nothing changes. Classic.

103 - Californication

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

As soon as we decided on doing another Red Hot Chili peppers song, I had to call in my bud who can't stand them. Greg from Nice Guys stops back in to help unfurl the lyrical diarrhea that AKieds is spewing out of both ends this time; like usual, 10% sense making to 90% insane drivel... and hypocritical drivel at that.

Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.

102 - P.Y.T.

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Dec 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc take a look at the song with a title that wouldn't age too well.... P.Y.T. What's this all about and why is he being so insistent? And what in the fuck is a tenderoni?

101 - Smooth Criminal

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 28 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc grab their sequined gloves, their pet chimps, and their arrested development from being pushed to the point of exhaustion as a child and tackle the extremely repetitive Smooth Criminal... the song that made everybody named "Annie" want to immediately change it.

100 - How Bizarre

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Sun, 20 Nov 2022 23:00:00 -0500

EPISODE 100! We sit down with dear friend and co-host of our sister podcast Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee The B to uncover the true meaning behind How Bizarre. What starts out sounding like a song about a boring acid trip where cops harass you, you see a ringmaster come out of a poster, and you ask for people to pay to find out what happens at the end of the story ends up possibly being about something more.

Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.

99 - All Around The World

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 14 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth throw some essentials into a suitcase and take off with the lovely Lisa Stansfield to find her baby in the terribly creepy and non-self aware All Around The World.

98 - All Rise

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 07 Nov 2022 00:00:00 -0500

The Honorable Shitty British Boy Band presiding... What do you get when Simon Cowell puts together a 3rd rate boy band and put them in a room with some Norwegian producers? Unfortunately, it seems like you get a terrible song with about a baker's dozen references to court-oriented stuff but without really knowing how court works. And bad rapping.

97 - Poundcake

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 31 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

BOO! There's only one thing scarier than ghouls and goblins on Halloween.... and that is Van Halen fronted by Gary Cherone! We brought you the next scariest thing; Van Halen fronted by a very horny Sammy Hagar. Why not compare love-filled sex to a dense bread? Well, we'll tell you why.

96 - Float On

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 24 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

The dudes take a crack at Modest Mouse's idea of a positive song.... whether you like it or not. Isaac Brock tries on some of his weird codified language for this positivity-through-nihilism anthem and we're not so sure it works.

95 - Born In The USA

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 17 Oct 2022 00:00:00 -0400

A slight change of course... Seth and Marc aren't talking about lyrics that are bad, but about a song that is misinterpreted... The Boss's Born In The USA. Often seen by fist-pumping, over-excited people who just like to chant "U!S!A!" a lot as a pro-patriot anthem, the truth is much darker.

94 - Billionaire

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Tue, 11 Oct 2022 21:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc are back together post-Hurricane Ian to listen to Travie McCoy and Bruno Mars wax poetic about what he would do if he was a billionaire. The short list? Have a TV show, wake up in different cities, play basketball with the president, and MAYBE help with Hurricane Katrina victims. This guy kind of sucks.

93 - Sweat (A La La La La Long)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 26 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

The guys take a little trip to the Caribbean to visit the troublesome reggae hit Sweat by the Bad Boys of Inner Circle. If the music video has anything to say about what's going on here, we got a song about a guy getting a littllllle ahead of himself because he saw someone smile and immediately thinks that's a good queue to tell her he wants to fuck her into exhaustion. Not what we'd recommend. Beware of the high Creep Factor!

92 - Pumped Up Kicks

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 19 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc are here to tell you what this song is about. Mark Foster and his People are here to tell you how great they are and how truly important this song is. Today, we look at what's going on in this repetitive earworm outside of the boring chorus and talk about whether or not it hits the Mark.

91 - He Hit Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 12 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Yikes. Double yikes. TRIPLE yikes, even. This short-played single dealing with abuse seen as love through the eyes of the abused was pretty instantly put on the back burner and with good reason. Carole King and her then husband writing a song about their babysitter who was showing up bruised at the hands of her boyfriend and making it into a hit with Phil Spector? QUADRUPLE YIKES.

90 - Honey

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 05 Sep 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Horniness ahead! Seth and Marc talk about a topic they could go on and on about for days... Mariah Carey. On the brink, and in the process, of getting out from clutches of her husband Tony Mottola, she was reformed and ready to get horny. But this song sounds like it might be more about something more addictive than love... and we don't mean honey.

89 - Every Picture Tells A Story

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 29 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Rod's back, baby! And he brought Ronnie Wood with him to tell stories about traveling the world, being so hot and famous you cause a stampede, and then being racist toward Asian people. Why don't we wrap it up by repeating the song title 24 times which has absolutely nothing to do with anything in the song? Whatever, Rod. Just leave the woman in the cabin alone.

88 - All That She Wants

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 22 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Hej! Seth and Marc take on the the Ace of Base smash hit All That She Wants. Is this song about a woman trying to trick men into planting their seed in her a la Heart to collect welfare or is she just looking to get plowed like a Swedish potato field? Or is she hunting men for sport? The guys take a look and also discuss one members' shady past.

87 - Your Love

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 15 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

What to do when your significant other leaves town for holiday? Why, you call up an old flame and throw every trick in the book at her to go to sexy town and then tell her to shut up about it... at least that's what The Outfield seem to think. Listen as Seth and Marc get weirded out by the list of symptoms the narrator mentions from lack of punanny that sound like someone going through withdrawals. Eek.

86 - Fever For The Flava

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 08 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

A song so bad that Seth and Marc had to just jump into it. It's every kind of bad a song can be.... it's Hot Action Cop talking about being addicted to the "flava" of vaginas and begging a woman to stick various things in her until she finally relents, I guess. Atrocious. All we can do is hope the titular fever is terminal.

85 - Is She Really Going Out With Him?

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Mon, 01 Aug 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Who had "Joe Jackson is a borderline incel" on their 1979 bingo card? I certainly didn't. But here we are... stalking, possibly racist comments, and maybe even some manslaughter thrown in for good measure all because women he is obsessed with are fucking other guys he think are ugly. Yes, Joe... something IS going wrong around here.

84 - Life

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 22 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Easy work for the guys this week with a song that was voted Worst Lyrics by a BBC show; Life by Des'ree. Not only are the lyrics simple and terrible, but they're also random and terrible. And terrible. Oof. Terrible.

83 - Don't Trust Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 15 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

What has 2 heads, 4 eyes, one Ultimate Frisbee Championship, and a hit song chock full of misogyny and cringey lyrics? That's right... it's 3OH!3! Marc and Seth try to unravel whatever the fuck is going on with this shithead negging madman who decides that the best way to a woman's heart is telling her to shut up and then make fun of a disabled person. Interesting....

82 - American Bad Ass

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 08 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc usher in the one man more American Bad Asser than Kid Rock.... Nick Hanlon to the rescue! The guys get together to talk about the Larry The Cable Guy of Country Rap. Robert Ritchie, ex-horse watcher on 6 acres, talking about the double wide life, how he doesn't "play with ass," and referencing the Oklahoma City bombing.

Special Guest: Nick Hanlon.

81 - Sex On Fire

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 01 Jul 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Does anyone smell that? Is that burnt hair? Melting plastic? Oh, I'm sorry.... That's just someone's Sex On Fire. Seth and Marc take on the Followill Clan's 2008 hit about.... maybe having sex with a dead person? Definitely about roadhead. And "kiddie-like playing" which is problematic on a few levels. Y I K E S.

80 - Break Stuff

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 24 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

The guys get into the sick mind of Frederick Durst and his merry band of misfits this week with Break Stuff. A song that dares to ask the tough questions like "have you ever had one of those days?" and "how about I break your fucking face?" (yes and no respectively, for the record.) Hit play and take a ride with the biggest chainsaw wielding madman since Leatherface.

79 - She Will Be Loved

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 17 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take Adam Levine and his 4 red brethren on with the vaguely-threatening-sounding She Will Be Loved. Is this song about a prostitute? Is it written in first or third person? What in the fuck is going on in the music video? Every step forward creates more questions.

78 - Walk On The Ocean

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 10 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Marc is outnumbered as he goes toe-to-toe against not just Seth but also very special guest Patrick who brought this song to our doorstep like the Barely Breathing carcass of a rodent left by a proud cat. The name of that carcass is Walk On The Ocean by Toad The Wet Sprocket.... a strange name for a rodent, we agree. Much to Marc's chagrin, the writer of the lyrics agrees that the song is hogwash. Still, Marc forges ahead. Who wins in your heart?

Special Guest: Patrick Norris.

77 - That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 03 Jun 2022 00:00:00 -0400

This is a new low on the podcast ladies, gentlemen and everyone in between. Technically not a single, it's a popular song within certain circles and it's just so bad all around we had to do it... O.A.R.'s "That Was A Crazy Game Of Poker" is so terrible, Seth and Marc find themselves mute at times before spiraling into anger and anguish. Grab some popcorn.... it's a long one.

76 - Shoop

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 27 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

I dare any horny people out there to go toe-to-toe with Salt and/or Pepa! This song is all about getting juicy in nature's humidifier by looking at attractive black men. But the song starts to take a weird turn and by the third verse, it's falling apart. Throw an epithet in there and some powerful semen and you've got a full-blown train wreck by the end. This song makes me want to take a shoop.

75 - Working For The Weekend

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 20 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc think they have an easy week ahead of them.... just some dumb lyrics about getting caught up in the rat race of a 9 to 5 job, right? We're not so sure... this song is chock full of deity-esque allusions and instructions on how to take a piece of someone's heart. And who are they singing to? To find out, we gotta start from the start.

74 - Bubble Toes

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 13 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Hawaii is the home to some gorgeous culture and scenery... it is also responsible for the man who did this. Seth and Marc try to work through the college bros' Anthony Kiedis who bought an acoustic guitar instead of putting a sock on his dick. A love song that was almost certainly written while on pills of some kind, this somehow helped him manage to win over a beautiful woman so who are we to judge? Yet, here we are....

73 - Steal My Sunshine

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 06 May 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Imagine if you went to a rave, probably did a lot of drugs, laying in the grass, were in the middle of a fight with your sister, and wrote a song about how you were feeling in "tribal lunar speak." You'd probably get whatever the fuck mess this is. Seth and Marc bob their heads to a great sample with lyrics that sink this bad boy like the Edmund Fitzgerald.

72 - Follow Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 29 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth are here with Uncle Kracker to tuck you in a night behind your husband's back. Let the needle drop on the hit album Double Wide and let the radio waves wash over you with a sweet song about infidelity and empty promises. It's probably better that you won't find nobody else like him.

71 - Tonight (I'm Fucking You)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 22 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Surprise! You're getting fucked by Enrique Iglesias whether you knew it or not. Seth and Marc comb through the "not arrogant" lyrics of Tonight (I'm Fucking You) which turns out to be incredibly arrogant. Who knew?! Listen to the guys comb through one of the highest Creep Factors they've had in a minute.

70 - Breakfast At Tiffany's

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 15 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Marc releases his wrath on a song that's been bugging him a little more than he realized and Seth lends a supportive ear. The target of their woes? Breakfast At Tiffany's. A song so offensive in its mediocrity that it's driven the guys to the brink of madness. Listen to them vent about everything from the racism in the movie to the fact that the song wasn't inspired by the movie at all.

69 - Kiss From A Rose

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 08 Apr 2022 17:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc wade through the mess of "mystery" lyrics that seem pretty obvious with Seal's's's Kiss From A Rose. How can a song so good also be so dumb? Get deep into the YA poetry of the song that almost got scrapped.

68 - Voodoo

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 01 Apr 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth travel deep into the heart of Haiti to uncover the secret to becoming a "zombi" and, instead, come back with this hunk of shit. Sully and crew write a song that sounds like it's about heroin but is instead about something much more boring.... a movie. The guys go through this with a fine-toothed comb but not before calling them on their bullshit claim surrounding their name.

67 - Hot Blooded

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 25 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Is it a byproduct of some yet-to-be-named disease? Is it just good ol' fashioned horniness? Whatever it is, the boys in Foreigner are Hot Blooded and they are open to the idea of you looking for yourself. Seth and Marc get into the increasingly creepy 70's anthem about how hard it was to be a rocker in the golden age of rock.

66 - Love The One You're With

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 18 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0400

Let's get into some good ol' fashioned folk. Back when someone would say "Hey, cat. You look bummed out. Just go fuck someone to forget about that person you're in love with." Marc and Seth get in the wayback machine to a simpler time when people just sexed their troubles away and talked about things like "fisted gloves" in Stephen Stills' hit Love The One You're With.

65 - Sunglasses At Night

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 11 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Is that partial 3rd person narration we hear? Is Corey Hart losing his marbles? Seth and Marc feel around for some rhyme or reason to the 80's creepy hit that is apparently about being cheated on and trying to not see it? Except it doesn't really succeed in explaining what the fuck is going on and reads like a weirdo talking about switchblades.

64 - Chop Suey

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 04 Mar 2022 00:00:00 -0500

WAKE UP! Marc and Seth are joined by screen printing professional and all-around bad ass Joe Lachut to... be kind of surprised by the lyrics to an angry circus song. We get into the thick of the verse and chorus that just repeats plus that other part and talk about weird delivery working overtime against lyrics that are actually pretty captivating.

Special Guest: Joe Lachut.

63 - Lullaby

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 25 Feb 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc field a request for a song that resides deep in the depths of Marc's hate bin. Lullaby; the song that Shawn Mullins is so enamored with, he laughs at his own lyrics. Listen to Beck-lite pull an opposite of Hey Jude and take a better song and make it sad. Good luck sleeping after hearing Ol' Man Mullins talk like a sketchy heroin dealer trying to "lull" your 9 year old daughter.

62 - Don't You Want Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 17 Feb 2022 23:00:00 -0500

I was hosting a podcast with my good friend Seth... that much is true. This song is about being a real creepy dick, did you ever have a clue? Listen in as the guys listen to the threats and coercion of a jealous shitbag who can't stand someone leaving him. Sounds like she's out of his.... Human League.

61 - Raise Your Glass

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 11 Feb 2022 23:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth Raise their respective Glasses to the best panty snatcher of them all... Pink! On this episode, listen as she lures all of the miscreants of the world into non-stop drinking and wishing for them to just freak out (whatever that entails.)

60 - Who Made Who

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 03 Feb 2022 22:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc talk about the title track of the soundtrack to Stephen King's coke-fueled directorial debut AND finale Maximum Overdrive. It also asks one of the dumbest faux philosophical questions of our age: Who Made Who? Listen to Marc's Elmo version of Brian Johnson as the guys try to figure out what the fuck is happening here.

59 - Shake It

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 27 Jan 2022 23:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc bring in good friends Rachelle and Daisy Caplan to dismember the lyrics to Shake It by Metro Station. Is it possible that this song is about necrophilia? Withholding a safe ride in exchange for sexual congress? We think it's quite likely. ALSO! The thrilling story of the band name!

Special Guests: Daisy Caplan and Rachelle Caplan.

58 - Stupify

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 20 Jan 2022 23:00:00 -0500

It's hard for us to give just one... FUCK about this pile of shit. Are David Draiman and Co. using antisemitism as a way to push a terrible song? I would say quite possibly. Lyrics that are supposedly about his relationship that was soured due to his Jewish upbringing but sounds more like just a shitty nu metal song with terrible lyrics. Judge for yourself.

57 - Rebel Yell

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 13 Jan 2022 23:45:00 -0500

You wake up in the middle of the night. The room is pitch black. Is that the sound of an angel pumping on your floor? Seth and Marc throw on the lights and take a look at the atrocious lyrics behind yet another horny Billy Idol song..... the man who will do whatever he needs as long as it doesn't mess up his hair.

56 - Zoot Suit Riot

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 07 Jan 2022 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc crack open the ancient tomes and give you a bit of a history lesson as they school you on the REAL meaning of Zoot Suit Riot. Then, they go over the shitty lyrics of the real song and talk about how singer Steve Perry (Steeve Perry) didn't really seem to care about what really happened or to let you know... just to use that catchy title. Blow, daddy!

55 - Do They Know It's Christmas?

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 31 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Being the UK's best-selling single of all time, you'd think more people would be appalled at the lyrics to Do The Know It's Christmas? Marc and Seth want to make sure they let a few more people know. Check out the song that raised millions for Ethiopian relief while simultaneously saying "What the fuck is Africa like and are these people even human?"

54 - Christmas In The Sand

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 23 Dec 2021 22:00:00 -0500

HO HO HO! Seth and Marc discuss Colbie Caillat's song about getting heat exhaustion and hallucinating getting fucked by Santa Claus and possibly Rudolph: Christmas In The Sand. This song is a wild ride and a great way to get everyone horny for the holidays. Enjoy!

53 - Marry You

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 17 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc are drunk in Sin City and they don't know if it's the look in your eyes... or maybe it's the dancing juice. What they DO know is this song is weird and coercive. A song about getting drunk with someone and not taking no for an answer that ended up being everyone's marriage anthem. Wild times.

52 - Whenever, Wherever

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 10 Dec 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc invite Kyle Anne on to the show to go through the Shakira translated trainwreck that is Whenever, Wherever. We quickly found out why the title of the song is "Suerte" in Spanish because she says the word "lucky" NINE TIMES over 3 verses. Someone should look hereover and thereunder for whoever let these lyrics get recorded and hang them by their toenails.

Special Guest: Kyle Anne Bretschneider.

51 - Graduation (Friends Forever)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 02 Dec 2021 22:00:00 -0500

Vitamins S and M breakdown Vitamin C and her song Graduation that might very well have been written for graduating the 5th grade. A song so bad its own lyrics make the rest of its lyrics barely matter and has a rhyme scheme that rivals Dr. Seuss. Also, Canon in D.... in C?!

50 - Fat Lip

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 26 Nov 2021 18:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth hold Deryck and Co. accountable for their shitty turn-of-the-century behavior AND eagerness to rub your face in it. Laughing at old people, calling people names, not showing up for people, and much more!

49 - Come On Eileen

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 18 Nov 2021 23:15:00 -0500

Seth and Marc don their best paperboy outfits and pull apart Come On Eileen to see what lurks inside! As surprising as it is, this song has some great lyrics. As unsurprising as it is, this song also has some incredibly horny lyrics complete with Dexys Midnight Wingmen egging the titular Eileen on. Prepare for British Poetry.

48 - I Wanna Love You Forever

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 12 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc enlist long time friend Jamie Carmichael to help power through this sexually charged and possibly religious single from Jessica Simpson. Rife with, what might be, problematic double entendres and a music video that has nothing to do with the song at all, this song poised the would-be Mickey Mouse member for a semi-illustrious music career and getting shat all over by the press.

Special Guest: Jamie Carmichael.

47 - Christine Sixteen

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 05 Nov 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take on the Knights In Satan's Service with their pedophile anthem Christine Sixteen. Watching a teenage girl walk out of a school? Sure! Talking about her like she's a piece of furniture? Go for it! Making references to getting a handjob right of the rip? Do it, Gene! Strap yourselves in, folks.

46 - Monster Mash

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 29 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc have to call in an expert for this MONSTER-osity... Profiles In Eccentricity's own John Fahy has been hating this song since he was a wee lad. For a very spooky Halloween episode, we've brought him in to speak about the shitty sound effects, the stupid storyline, athe full length album, and much more.

Special Guest: John Fahy.

45 - More Than Words

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 22 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth talk love languages and confusing sentences in this week's episode with More Than Words. The first verse is like a proverbial maze that winds up with a pretty fruitless ending. This song is like if you took a funk metal band and gave them an acoustic guitar and told them to write a song about love.... oh wait,

44 - One Way Or Another

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 14 Oct 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc come at you with a double banger! Do you know what the words are? AND do you know why they were written? Debbie and a band full of people that aren't blonde are taking you through an 80's power pop stalk fest that changes POV back and forth to get you nice and confused.

43 - The Chair

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 08 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth feels his oats as he and Marc take on some chart-topping 80's country. The Chair is about as close as you get to a choose-your-own-adventure awkward pick up situation. The music video is basically POV porn with everything except the porn. The whole thing is bumbling and the "reveal" is the biggest let down since Titanic. Strait trash.

42 - My Sharona

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 01 Oct 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Oohhhhh my little creepy one, my gross-ass one. Marc and Seth peel back the 80's power-pop shine of The Knack's 1979 hit My Sharona. It's catchy, it's got a great beat, and it tells the real story about a guy relentlessly pursuing a girl 8 years younger than him while both people are in relationships until she caves and dates you. MY YI YI YI YI WOOO!

41 - The Warrior

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 24 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc crawl into the sordid world of a terrible Cats remake music video and a song that is completely lacking in direction. Who is the titular Warrior? I guess the woman that isn't having the issues? Who's the hunter? Who's the game? What's a stereo jungle child? What the fuck is going on?

40 - Legs

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 17 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth work through lyrics that read like a lost paragraph from the point of view of a sexually charged Benjy from The Sound And The Fury. It starts off just kind of weird and starts to sound like someone who doesn't know what underwear are like and gets pretty confusing with who's singing to who.

39 - Hungry Like The Wolf

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 10 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc sift through the Stalkers Guide as written by Simon LeBon and Company with the song Hungry Like The Wolf. And they enlist the talents of Andrew Bernard to figure out some of what the hell is going on. Absolutely a banger musically but high on the creep factor.

Special Guest: Andrew Bernard.

38 - Cradle Of Love

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 03 Sep 2021 00:00:00 -0400

YEEAOOOWWW ROWROR! According to Mr. Idol, it's time to do a bunch of stuff with a cradle. Seth and Marc do the dirty job of tearing this disjointed mess apart but when it comes down to it, all we really know is Billy wants to fuck a "little child bride" and we think it's gross. And please... no one look at Seth's search history,

37 - Owner Of A Lonely Heart

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 27 Aug 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Move yourself! Seth and Marc tackle a beloved band from their musical pasts and great punchline to many Abbott-and-Costello-esque joke routines; Yes. Unfortunately, this ain't no Roundabout... this is their foray into 80's music and bipolar motivational speaking.

36 - Slide

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 19 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth are collecting all of the pieces of nothing that fall... whatever that's supposed to mean. Listen to the unveiling of what this song is really about if you've ever just thought it was something to sing to your significant other.

35 - Ice Ice Baby

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 12 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

Take heed! Lyrical "poet" Rob Van Winkle's 1990 hit Ice Ice Baby gets a good once over courtesy of Marc and Seth. Clunky lines, terrible idioms, and false bravado abound! Hear a setp by step breakdown of the song that catapulted White People into rap experts.

34 - Girls And Boys

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 05 Aug 2021 23:00:00 -0400

What's that terrible smell? Ahhh yes. It's the stench of Good Charlotte lyrics. Marc and Seth look as deeply as one can into the shallow pool of misogyny and confused message that is Girls And Boys. Take a trip with them and try to figure out what the hell is going on.

33 - Crash Into Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 30 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

We're gonna go back to the days of the mid-late 90's when puka shell necklaces and kegstands were all rage... Also in the national zeitgeist at the time? Being a fucking peeping tom with abandonment issues, apparently. Topped off with a nursery rhyme! Dave Matthews and his band of talented misfits unleashed this anthem for stalkers onto a mostly unknowing crowd. We can stay silent no longer.

32 - Escape (The Pina Colada Song)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 23 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Pull up a beach chair, some personal ads, and a fruity drink! Seth and Marc bring to light the true story behind the sing along that probably caused the Jonestown Massacre. We learn that Rupert Holmes doesn't know how personal ads (or marriages) work and what really happens to the famous couple.

31 - As Good As I Once Was

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 15 Jul 2021 22:45:00 -0400

Break out your Stetson and some Wranglers and bind and gag Toby Keith! Marc and Seth tackle a real Southern anthem to incestuous threesomes and bailing your buddy out of shitty situations he chose to get himself into.... all tied together by one of the clunkiest attempts at a tagline ever. Fun!

30 - Butterfly

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 08 Jul 2021 23:00:00 -0400

A supersized episode for a supersized piece of shit song! Marc and Seth recruit real Crazy Town professional Elyse in to help figure out what the fuck this song is. About as romantic as school bus crash, Shifty Shellshock and Epic Mazur pen this shitty poetry to some very unlucky women who would probably rather their eyes eaten out by rats.

Special Guest: Elyse Maher.

29 - By The Way

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 02 Jul 2021 00:00:00 -0400

After putting it off as long as they could, Marc and Seth finally take on the task of trying to decipher some of Anthony Kiedis' inane lyrics... and this one is a humdinger. Filled with placeholder two-syllable nonsense and shitty lines that are held together by duct tape, this song is too good for the words inside of it.

28 - Seventeen

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 25 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Marc and Seth take on Kip, Reb and Co. while breaking down the song Seventeen by Winger. Not only is this song gross, but it also has a Tenet-esque timeline where we're seemingly jumping through portals. Who would've guessed a guy named Kip would be an unreliable narrator?

27 - Cocaine

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 18 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite old friend and Cocaine Specialist John Cappozzo over to discuss the "anti-drug" song Cocaine. Originally written by JJ Cale and made famous by Cocaine Specialist Eric Clapton, this song has the rhyming scheme of a 3rd graders' poetry and sounds like cocaine is pretty handy... especially for an "anti-drug" song.

Special Guest: John Cappozzo.

26 - Pardon Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 11 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc listen to Brandon Boyd and Co. make a mountain out of a molehill. Make no mistake about it... 23 was a rough age for the singer-cum-sex icon. But so bad that he was on the verge of exploding? We hardly think so.

25 - Funky Cold Medina

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 04 Jun 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc put on some thick gold chains and bust it b-boy style with one of the strangest pro-date/pro-bestiality/pro-transphobic songs of all time. Every verse gets stranger culminating in what finally makes him hang up his concoction... the threat of marriage!

24 - Africa

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 28 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc do that cool thing where someone clears off the table with a big swipe and unfurl a large map of the Motherland Of Humanity: Africa! Unfortunately, it was written by some dorky white musical prodigies who only knew the continent from Nat Geo and commercials. A failed love plot briefly mentioned, "mystical lyrics" by way of bad poetry, and geographical errors. We're here for it.

23 - Tonight's The Night (Gonna Be Alright)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 21 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Special Guest: Aaron Melcher.

22 - Take A Chance On Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 14 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc take a swan dive into the pathetic and increasingly rabid lyrics of Take A Chance On Me. Even the beautiful members of ABBA are sometimes on the non-receiving end of unrequited love and according to these words, they don't deal with it very well. It starts of sad and quickly gets pretty creepy.

21 - Girl Watcher

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 07 May 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc are hopping into the Creep Delorean with Nice Guy's owner Greg Gebhard and saved a seat for you! Take a trip in the wayyyyyback machine... back to a time where a man could openly write a song about stalking women and probably jerking off in some nicely trimmed hedges. This song gets worse and worse as it goes on which is a special kind of hell and leaves you wondering where the story goes.

Special Guest: Greg Gebhard.

20 - Little Things

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 30 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

It's Bush 2: Electric Bugaloo! Seth and Marc listen to some more this-or-that bullshit from Mr. Rossdale from a song that is allegedly about "feeling encumbered by life and overtaken by life and dwarfed by life" but also be about sweet, sweet methamphetamine. I KEELL!

19 - Glycerine

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 23 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Sometimes I'm Marc, sometimes you're Seth. Now I'm talking, always I'm silent. Bush sucks, Bush isn't good. Listen to Seth and Marc marvel at the tangled web of dichotomies that Gavin Rossdale weaves together like some kind of 7th grade spider.

18 - Sugar, We're Going Down

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 16 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc hide out in the closet with Pete Wentz & Co. for the whiny rock anthem of the Aughts. Clumsy metaphors are abound in this wannabe-gotcha "emo" song that is unfortunately too catchy than it has any right to be.

17 - Summer Girls

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 09 Apr 2021 00:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc peel back a few layers of the lyrical onion that is the 1999 feel-good(?) summer hit aptly titled Summer Girls. Filled to the brim with "inside jokes" and non-sequiturs like a glass full of lemonade on a hot July day... except lemonade is good and this song sucks. Seth finds himself amazed at some uncovered depth as shallow as it may be.

16 - Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 02 Apr 2021 00:45:00 -0400

The guys tackle their first country song and look deep into the true meaning of Big And Rich as an entity; are they one? At the same time, they ponder the shrouded world of horse kinks and whether or not this song supports it.

15 - In The Summertime

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 26 Mar 2021 12:00:00 -0400

Seth and Marc invite another elusive Ford Brother into the mix. Matt helps them weed through the classism and forced-sex narrative of the summer feel-good hit In The Summertime.

Special Guest: Matt Ford.

14 - Rockstar

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 19 Mar 2021 02:00:00 -0400

Despite owning up to the fact that they might be nice and even a tad talented, Seth and Marc take great joy in tearing apart Nickelback... specifically the schlock that is the hit song Rockstar. Overly-excited lyrics about anorexia nervosa, drug use that sounds like it would kill a small elephant, and an unhealthy addiction to all things Playboy as well as a comparison to Elvis? Get out of here.

13 - Dance Hall Days

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 12 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth dive deep into the mind of the Patrick Bateman-esque singer of Wang Hung (not Hung Chung.) Join them on their nostalgic trip down memory lane back when you could grab your lady by whatever you wanted to and try to manipulate her by using her "darkest fears" against her through the power of suggestion.

12 - Come With Me

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 05 Mar 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc welcome their first guest; Co-host of the Know Nonsense Trivia Podcast Lee Bretschneider! Together, we discuss the atrocious Puff Daddy song replete with Godzilla screams and the worst Robert Plant impression on record.

Special Guest: Lee Bretschneider.

11 - Hey Soul Sister

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 26 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc put themselves through the pain and horror of TWO Train songs back-to-back. Here, the guys attempt to untangle everything from Pat Monahan's cryptic reference to a moonbeam to his untrimmed chest.

10 - Drops Of Jupiter (Tell Me)

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 19 Feb 2021 14:00:00 -0500

The guys stumble upon a fact that throws all preconceived notions out the window! Luckily, the words are so shitty that they have no issues. Narcissism, possible mother-son sexual fantasties, and soy lattes. This song has it all.

09 - Run For Your Life

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 12 Feb 2021 06:00:00 -0500

With heaviness and sadness in their hearts, Marc and Seth have to take on one of their favorite bands of all time... which is a little easier to do when said band is threatening and gaslighting a partner they repeatedly refer to as "little girl."

08 - Wango Tango

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 05 Feb 2021 01:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc weed through the less-than-subtle Motor City Madman atrocity Wango Tango and Nuge's desire to have coitus with an automobile-cum-woman a la Diamond Dave in Panama.

07 - Brown Sugar

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 29 Jan 2021 10:00:00 -0500

On this episode, Marc and Seth come face-to-face with the troublesome lyrics of a song they both love dearly in Brown Sugar by The Rolling Stones.

06 - One Week

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 22 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc go line-by-line trying to figure out just what The Barenaked Ladies were trying to say with their 1998 hit tongue twister One Week but mostly fail.

05 - All I Wanna Do

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 15 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc break down the real story behind Heart's 90's hit All I Wanna Do while giving them a quick lesson in flower fertilization.

04 - Panama

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 08 Jan 2021 02:00:00 -0500

Marc and Seth do their best to delve into the psyche of Diamond Dave and Co. in this lyrical jigsaw puzzle that may very well be talking about a car/woman hybrid straight from the Isle of Dr. Moreau.

03 - Jane

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 01 Jan 2021 00:00:00 -0500

What do you get when you have a Grace Slick-less group of musicians hopped up on drugs and booze who want to gaslight and threaten a woman? You get the late 70's rock anthem Jane! Seth and Marc read and piece together exactly what Jefferson Starship is trying to get at and count the many times the titular Jane's desires to be free are questioned.

02 - Fuck Wit Dre Day (And Everybody's Celebratin')

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Fri, 25 Dec 2020 00:00:00 -0500

In the truly first recorded episode of L2G, Seth and Marc take on the homo-erotic lyrics of a rap classic while also working out the kinks of what kind of penis would be needed to fit through gapped teeth.

01 - The Stroke

lyricstogopod@gmail.com (Lyrics To Go) — Thu, 17 Dec 2020 12:00:00 -0500

Seth and Marc, after a relatively short introduction, pick at the web of confusing lyrics that make up the "hit" Billy Squier song The Stroke to only moderate success.