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Episode 100: One Two Review Unplugged

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 03 Jun 2019 07:00:00 -0400

It’s that time of the podcast when we tie up loose ends, thank our supporters and look towards the future. In our 100th and final episode of One Two Review proper, we support another finale with the closing of VR Applebee’s. Do not fret, do not cry, The OTR Network has a lot more in store for you. So keep subscribing and keep your ears peeled for our next endeavor.

Episode 99: The Rabbit Hole

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 27 May 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we get stuck in Ouroboros as we review IN THE COMPANY OF WOLVES, DEACON'S HAND SANITIZER, THE ANGINA CONTROL, KILLIAN'S DRAGON FRUIT, COBY CAT COMB, CHRISTIAN SLATER'S CABARET OF STRANGE TALES, DOLGER'S HUMAN HAIR PILLOWS, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY TODAY BUT CAN YOU ADD ME TO YOUR TO DO LIST?, McCHASTER NEW RUBBER CANDLE, DAN AYKROYD'S CLASSIC RED SLED, DORRITOS: ALL SAUCED BRO, DISTURBED CHRISTMAS COVERS and RAB HIMSELF.

Episode 98: Book Club!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 20 May 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week is the first meeting of the One Two Review Book Club and we cracked open the American classic THE BILGE AND THE BUTCHERMAN, DOG MOUNTAIN and Micheal Crichton's CONGO 2: DIAMONDS OF THE MOON. This week's episode is brought to you by BABY DJ, LIVING GOOSE SCOTCH and THE BRATTY BOY'S BABY SITTER ALMANAC! Check us out on Spotify and iTunes!

Episode 97: Mr. One Two Review

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 13 May 2019 07:00:00 -0400

It’s finally time to crown the first annual Mr. One Two Review as we review ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY IN HELL, YELLERS and JACK AND JILL (2019). This week’s episode is brought to you by REPACK ONE and the new hot board game BUCKET LIST!

Episode 96: NUMBERS and outside opinions

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 06 May 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we’re telling you about our favorite numbers as we review THRESHOLD THE LOST CHRONICLES, THE DERP, and THE CALCULATOR! Also this week, we are proud to announce our newest segment- OUTSIDE OPINIONS- in which we call actual strangers and ask them for their opinions! This week’s exciting episode is brought to you by SALTED PORN and FRESH TOTS! Thanks for listening!

Episode 95: 20 Exciting Things!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 29 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are telling you about 20 exciting things that you can do while you are at home. This week we saw THE PIRATES OF BROOKLYN BAY, THE DEVIL’S IN CABIN #4 and THE EMPEROR'S WISH. RAISIN BRAN ALL RAISIN WINTER EDITION and COP GUIDER. Thanks for listening and check out our website at onetworeview.com

Episode 94: OTR Live!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 22 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0400

It’s OTR Live with your host Kenny Hauser from MONDAY SHIFT. With musical guest Lil’ Yip. Featuring Monday update and a unicorn! OTR Live is a hilarious off the cuff sketch comedy show featuring celebrity hosts and musical guests.

Episode 93: La Realidad Recap

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 15 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week Brandon and Alex are discussing their recent trip to La Realidad, Mexico’s most prestigious international theater festival. They’ll be reviewing some of their favorite shows of the festival including THE LAND OF THE TABLE PEOPLE, O.W.L. POUND COMPTON, THE OLD SWISS WOMAN, WALTER MATTHAU LIVE ONSTAGE REMIXED, SPIRIT HARVEST: THEATER FOR THE THIRD MIND, KARAOKE NIGHT, LIVE: STONED ON STAGE: THE MUSICAL and PRINCE OF THE DAIRY CHRONICLES. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE JACKED UP KIDS CONTEST and MEGGIES!

Episode 92: Brandy's Video Game Power Lunch

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 08 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0400

It’s’ another video game nook with your host Brandy! This week he’s joined by veteran gamers Alex and Luke and they're casually reviewing a whole loot chest full of games including- CAPTAIN PHILLIPS THE GAME, RECESS, BUTLER XL, TELEPROMPTER THE GAME, MOUSE HOME, and FUHERY! This week’s episode is brought to you by ARNOLD FAMILY BACK TO BASICS NO BULLSHIT WOODEN FLUTE, BRATTY BOY’S TOOT SUITS, and CHEMICAL FEST THREE! Plus a very special announcement about our own little project that's been buzzing around.

Episode 91: Mouth Tricks

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 01 Apr 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re telling you about the 20 best mouth tricks that your mom will love as we review HARD HATS I, HARD HATS II, WHAT IS ART and the controversial TV show ROBBERS. Today’s episode is brought to you by MELLOW CHED, THE TAMPAMA ISLAND TOURISM DEPARTMENT, and DARBY’S! Thanks for listening, tell your friends!

Episode 90: OTR meditation tape #1

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 25 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week the OTR network is releasing the first of many meditation tapes. Their goal is to provide the listener with a calm relaxing experience that will allow them to better appreciate the world around them, while a calm mind is important for watching movies and enjoying podcasts, we encourage you to think outside the box and use our OTR meditation tapes to prepare you for job interviews, important family conversations or brave new sexual escapades. Sit back, relax and enjoy the ever-expanding world of the OTR network.

Episode 89: ROBOSODE

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 18 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re kicking it with our AI friends Robo, Digits and Algonquin. They’re gonna be giving us some tips on how best to stay alive as they review LIFTED WEIGHT, SARCOPHAGUS and DEAD PONY. This week’s episode is brought to you by our friends at RECHARGEABLE HACKY SACK, FRANTIC POTATOES and GOMEZ THIN JEANS! Thanks for listening, and as always tell your friends! Call our hotline to leave us something to review 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 88: DATING SECRETS

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 11 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0400

This week, Allison, Amber, and Marli are swiping right on some very hot movies, including Worst Case Ontario, Job Interview: The Movie and Trampy Old Women. They'll also reveal the dating secrets that have made them three of the greatest lovers of all time. Call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068

Episode 87: Our Famous Friend

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 04 Mar 2019 07:00:00 -0500

This week Alex has to leave before the podcast really begins, with his new fancy life among the stars, why would he ever need us anymore? Well, we find out as we some of Alex’s work including BARBER IN LAW, NARCOS: MEXICO, THE CONDEMNED 2: DESERT PRAY and ENTER THE DOJO! This week’s episode is brought to you by MOAN BOX, USKIES, and GHOST PLANNER! Thanks for listening!

Episode 86: OSCAR WRAP UP

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 25 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

What an Oscars! This week on One Two Review we are reviewing the night itself! What did we think of the winners and losers? How did Dennis Leary do? What was worn? What cars were driven? We discuss it all! And we couldn’t do it without the support of SKRIPTEL, BIG PINEAPPLE, and THE NEW JOHN MISSION GRAVEL. Thanks for listening and as always- call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068.

Episode 85: Worst Babies

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 18 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

This week we’re spillin the beans on the worst babies in the world as we review the movie MONKEY BE AS MONKEY IS, board game- I’LL CUTCH YA EYES OUT and we review a cat named MISTER BOY. This week’s episode is brought to you by SHEEPTRADER.COM, SHEEPSWAP.COM and SCRAMBLEBOX XOTIXX. Call up our hotline at 1-347-699-0068 and check out our instagram at @onetworeview

Episode 84: SINGLE VALENTINES

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 11 Feb 2019 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review, we’re breaking down the misconception that being alone on Valentine’s Day is a bad thing, with 20 great things to do for lonesome souls as we review MARCIA, SLOW BUT GOOD- THE ROBERT MULLAN STORY and TWEEVLE! This week’s episode is brought to you by LORD CREME’S DOUBLE SCOOP, HEAVY CREAM COURT-YURT, and CHARLES BARLEY! Thanks for listening!

Episode 83: Bi-Annual Bumble Bee Round Up

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 04 Feb 2019 06:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we're doing our bi-annual bumble bee roundup as we review MEAT FENCE, HORNICA, SHERLY ANN, and BEAVER FACE! This week's buzzingly good episode is brought to you by OLDY'S FACE CREAM, GROWL PANTS and HALF YEAR HANUKKAH! Thanks for listening and stay tuned for OTR nightly news!

Episode 82: 3 Dates with Luke

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 28 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we’re reviewing movies and dates! For movies, we watched POOL BROS, DRILLED and ESCAPE THE OUTDOORS. For Dates, we will hear about the Carson family, The Lujan Farm Daughters and Canela Ardiente. This week’s episode is brought to you by LEGIT AF TOOTHPASTE and FIREPANTS. Call up our hotline and let us know about your favorite movies and products at 1-347-699-0068.

Episode 81: An Episode

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 21 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we’re popping some popcorn as we review BIRDBOX, YELLOWBIRD and Alfonso Cuaron’s Oscar-worthy- ROMA. This week’s episode is brought to you by CASPER MATTRESS, BLUE APRON and LUKE’S BIG CITY SINGLES/GUYLINK PROMOTIONAL DATE. Call up our hotline and let us know about your favorite movies and products at 1-347-699-0068.

Episode 80: WE PAY YOUR BILLS SPECIAL

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 14 Jan 2019 06:00:00 -0500

This week on the podcast, we're paying your bills as we review CHORE DAY, DEEPBLOWS and MRS. CLAUS RETURNS! This week's episode is brought to you by DEVIL PILATES, QUINN'S POPCORN STEAK and PATIO REVAMP. Thanks for listening and remember to call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 79: New Slang

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 07 Jan 2019 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we are teaching you the hottest new slang on the street as we review KNOT MY WIFE, JACKED GUYS 3 and LAW AND ORDER J.R. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE WE PAY YOUR BILLS SWEEPSTAKES and THE WHITE PEOPLE WHITE NOISE MACHINE. Call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068! Thanks for listening

Episode 78: 2019 Pre-Show-Clip-Show

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 31 Dec 2018 06:00:00 -0500

This week we are happy to give our listeners are little present, a little sneak leak peek at our upcoming year in our first ever pre-show-clip-show! This episode is brought to you by THE LAPD and ACCIDENTS! Thanks for listening!

Episode 77: Brandon's 2nd Holiday Ad Spectacular

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 24 Dec 2018 07:00:00 -0500

Hi Friends!
This week on One Two Review Brandon is hand delivering our second annual holiday Ad Spectacular! Gather the family around and listen as we pay our respects to the generous products and services that make our little podcast possible. Happy holidays and thanks for listening!

Episode 76: North America's Best Sledding Spots!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 17 Dec 2018 07:00:00 -0500

We’ve got special guest actor/writer James Gangl and he’s going to help us track down the best sledding spots in North America as we review SCREEN BURNERS, BROWNE’S WAY DOWN and UNIMAGINABLE: THE DANIEL DAY-LEWIS STORY. This week’s podcast is brought to you by SLEEP SHOES, JELLY SHOES, and REAL BREEN DIP! Call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068 and leave us a review on iTunes!

Episode 75: Fast Boats!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 10 Dec 2018 07:00:00 -0500

We’re talking about the fastest boats in the world as we review a bunch of films that feature some fast boats including ATTACK OF THE BIRDMEN, BEST PICTURE and CARVER'S COVE. This week’s fast boat episode is brought to you by THE CABITT, HOTEL VOYEUR and NEWFOOD. As always check out our Instagram @onetworeview and call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068.

Episode 74: 24 hours with Marli Kaufmann

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 03 Dec 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we’re trying to stay up for 24 hours with our friend Marli. Clips include reviews for A MOTHER’S LOVE FOR HER SON, THE WARD, DOG SUMMER, MANTA and many many many more! This week is brought to you by PHARMACEUTICAL STRENGTH PINEAPPLE, DORITOS’ DEAMONS, HUMMINGBIRD BEAKS, and BIG SPELT! Thanks for listening, leave us a review in iTunes and call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 73: Candy, Again

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 26 Nov 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we’re eating the last of the Halloween candy as we review some of the hottest running shows on TV right now, including- ESCAPE FAMILY, EPISODER and the controversial dog show- POUND. This week’s episode is brought to you by MIDLAKE'S OWN DANGER HOLE, MARSHA WHITE 17,000 GREAT PUMPKIN RECIPES, and NICE BOY'S SLOW DOWN SIGN. Thanks for listening- tell your friends to call our hotline at 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 72: November!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 19 Nov 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review we are discussing the month of November as we review CREAMER 2: MURDER CITY and CAUGHT IN A PINCH as well as a quick snack review of DIET SKITTLES and DIET SNICKERS! This week’s episode is brought to you by PISHPOO'S MEXICO INITIATIVE, BEN AND JERRY'S CHOCOLAT CHICKEN NUGGET CHRUNCH and SPACE MISSION 1. Thanks for listening and as always, call up our hotline at 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 71: Wyoming Bound Part 2

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 12 Nov 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review, Brandon and Alex continue their search for Luke in the great state of Wyoming as we review DAYTIME TEA WITH LACEY, INVISIBLE HAND FATE OF THE GODDESS and Nas' smash hit BENJAMIN FRANKLINSTIEN. This week's episode is brought to you by DAVID'S LEAFBLOWERS, BILMORE'S REMOVABLE BREAD and THE BRATTY BOY'S BUMBLEBEE RING. Thanks for listening!

Episode 70: Wyoming Bound

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 05 Nov 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week on One Two Review, we’re giving you some travel tips as we journey to Wyoming on a rescue mission to find Luke. Please bare with us as we’ll be in and out of moving vehicles when we review KIRKLAND SIGNATURE, COUNTRY WEDDING 2, BAKED HAM and we’ll let you in on a little info about THE VOW franchise! This week’s episode is brought to you by WHATEVER HAPPENED TO? and THE BIG BOOK OF BUTTS. Remember to call us up and tell us about your favorite movies at 1.347.699.0068 and check out our Instagram @onetworeview!

Episode 69: Deep Dive Into LAKE FEAR

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 29 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we're doing things a little differently as we take the entire show to delve into James and Barbera Hatcher's 1967 genre-defining classic- LAKE FEAR. We'll go into the cultural relevance, production history, as well as a breakdown review of each of its many sequels. LAKE FEAR is one of our favorites and we would love to review one of yours- just call our hotline at 1.347.699.0068 and tell us about it!

Episode 68: PAST MOMENTS

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 22 Oct 2018 06:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we deep dive into the archives to pull out some of our favorite moments, tips and quips. Need some last minute Halloween costume ideas? We got cha covered. Feeling hot? revisit our cool tips to beat the summer heat tips! Remember Fly Games? We didn't! We also uncovered an entire subplot about a haunted abacus named Doug Price! This week’s episode is brought to you by some classic ads that didn't pay us twice but we loved them so much we are playing them again! Thanks for listening, call us up with your favorite movies at 1.347.699.0068

Episode 67: Blood Bags

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 15 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are donating blood and reviewing some movies! This week’s episode is brought to you by 4 Hats.com! Thanks for listening, call us up with your favorite movies at 1 347 699 0068

Episode 66: Episode 66: Canadian Imports w/ James Gangl

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 08 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are joined in LA by actor/comedian James Gangl and as he is from Canada, we will be discussing the top Canadian Imports as we review THE NEGATIVE MAN, TWINS FOUR: TWINS TOO! and PATH HALLOW. This week’s episode is brought to you by CHUDLEY’S BIG WALLET, ANULEX and SPIZVAULT’S PHOTO WRANGLER! Thanks for listening, call us up with your favorite movies at 1-347-699-0068

Episode 65: BVGN3

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 01 Oct 2018 07:00:00 -0400

It’s time for another episode of Brandy’s Video Game Nook! This week we’re reviewing BOB ROSS’S OIL PAINTER, SUPER CHEW!, UNDANGERED SPECIES, EXORCISER, TELEPROMPTER, CHEATERS THE GAME, TOASTMASTERS VR and GIRAFFE WAITER 2! This week’s episode is brought to you by GAMER’S DEN and BRATTY BOY’S LITTLE BROTHER CONTROLLER. Thanks for listening and if your in the know, kick us a movie that you’d like for us to review at 1-347-699-0068

Episode 64: Annual Bee Ceremony

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 24 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we are doing our annual bee ceremony and we’ll be discussing not only bees, hives, and honey but we’ll also be reviewing COYOTE UGLY 2: COYOTE MEAT, DAHLIA and the cosmetic surgery show UGLY ME. This week’s episode is brought to you by UNCOVERING AND DISCOVERING MINIMALISM AND MINIMALIST LIFESTYLES AND TRENDS COMPANION AND WEEKLY MAGAZINE, PET PETS and CALEB HERSHEL FOR CITY COUNCIL. Thanks for listening and as always, call our hotline with movie recommendations- 1-347-699-0068

Episode 63: ALL THINGS REVIEWED

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 17 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on all things reviewed we are discussing some of the more beneficial charities and organizations in our communities as we review WIZARD CHILD, THE BROKEN HANDS OF JAMES SPADER and R.I.P. BILLY JOEL: THE UNCENSORED EXPOSE. This week's episode is brought to you by THE SKUD DREXEL CANTALOUPE EXPERIENCE, GRINGO'S and a message from THE SPRC OCEANOGRAPHY SOCIETY. Call us at 1.347.699.0068. Thanks for listening

Episode 62: 89.7 - The K.R.O.T.

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 10 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0400

We’re discussing the many ways that you can get into big trouble while we whittle away the morning traffic on 89.7 The K.R.O.T! We’re serving up reviews of THE WAYNE BRADY EXPERIMENT, KRAUT’S REVENGE and ROBOT IN TRAINING. This week’s episode is brought to you by TOWELBUNZ and ALTOIDS POWDER. Call us up at 1.347.699.0068 and tell us about some movies that you would like for us to review. Thanks for listening!

Episode 61: BEHIND THE SCENES HIGHLY UNEDITED SPECIAL

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 03 Sep 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are letting you sneak a peek behind the scenes in a HIGHLY UNEDITED SPECIAL, Brandon and Luke review DANGEROUS SITUATIONS, FLART, SCHMARMELLA CHARADE AND THE SNOUT BRIGADE and SOME OTHER MOVIES. This episode is brought to you by MADONNA ALBUMS, TITE MILK, and AWKWARD SUTRA. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to call into our hotline with your favorite movies and products at 1.347.699.0068

Episode 60: Rub it in

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 27 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are taking care of dry skin by trying on some lotions as we review CONCH DU LA BONCH, BENEDICT ARNOLD: HELL HATH NO FURY, K FELDSPAR: WELCOME TO THE PARTY and THE INCREDIBLE BALLS OF MRS SPINOLI. This episode is brought to you by SMOLEK CHEDDAR FARM, WALK IN GROCERY and DAVID WISEMEN, DOG TRAINER. Thanks for listening and don’t forget to call into our hotline with your favorite movies and products at 1-347-699-0068.

Episode 59: Red and Yellow

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 20 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we journeyed to The Westmont Vermont Cherry Cheddar Convention and we want to tell you all about it as we review STORYLINE, FOOD ROOM and by listener request, part three of Damian Chazelle’s Jazz Chillogy- GOING UP. This week’s episode is brought to you by RETONE, E&T ELECTRIC, and THE DMVF. Thank you for listening and as always, visit our website at

Episode 58: Big City Singles

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 13 Aug 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we are telling you about NYC and LA’s hottest singles as we review BEAUTIFUL GESTURES, SNAKES ON A PLAIN, PROUD AND PREJUDICE, DIAL M FOR MMMMM and PAWNS IN THE GAME. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE BEACH BOYS LIVE INTERACTIVE EXPERIENCE, PAWNEE FARMS HONEY BUTTER, and JOSEPH MOLE’S BACKFLIP TRAINER. Call us up with your favorite movie or product and we’ll review it 1-347-699-0068!

Episode 57: VRAB

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 06 Aug 2018 06:00:00 -0400

This week we are recording live from Virtual Applebee’s and we are scouring the appetizer menu as we review KITCHEN, JUNK DRAWER, KRANGLES’ CRIMBLES, THEY FOUND A HAIR ON THE SHOWER WALL and HECKLERS DESTROYED VOL. 3. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE MERCY ELBOW, THOMAS BUTT CAKE and SKUD DREXELS CATAPULT EXPERIENCE. Thank you all for listening and please leave us suggestions on our hotline at 1 (347) 699-0068. Have a good day!

Episode 56: Carp Diem

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 30 Jul 2018 06:00:00 -0400

Hark, this week we are returning to the world of Dungeons and Dragons and embarking on a mission to capture a magical carp as we review HARPER, DRAGON BOY: AWAKENING, TOM SAWYER 2 and DROUGHT. This week’s episode is brought to you by RENT TO OWN MOVIES, WHOSE BRIGHT IDEA WAS THIS ANYWAY and HATGUYLINK.COM. Thank you for listening, may your rolls be high and your potions full!

Episode 55: HOTLINE RING

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 23 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re unveiling our new One Two Review Hotline and giving you reasons to call in as we review ICE RINK'S FLOWER, WILLY, WILLY, WILLY, GOD BLESS YOU: THE DANIEL KLEENEX MOVIE and quick Snack Review of the new Doritos 7 Layer Chip. This week’s episode is brought to you by QUASIMOTORCROSS, CALL ME SUSAN and THE PISHPOO RIDEABLE AT HOME VACUUM.

Thanks for listening, if you have any questions hit up the hotline at 1 (347) 699-0068 !

Episode 54: Back to Back to the Movies

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 16 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re giving you some tips to keep yourself cool during the heat of summer as we review REFLECTION IN A WINDOWLESS HOUSE, BOOTLEG, LUCKY FOREVER (and a special snack review!). This week’s episode is brought to you by BRATTY BOY'S UNLIGHTABLE MATCHES and SPAGHETTI VILLA. Thanks for listening and as always, visit our website at onetworeview.com to become a Patreon donor today!

Episode 53: The Downtown California Theater Festival

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 09 Jul 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week, One Two Review attended the Downtown California Theater Festival and saw so much theater that we couldn’t help but review some of the shows including, SPLINTER MAN, 100, DOUBLE VISION, RACHEAL’S LIFE, MATCH POINT, WITNESS, FALAFEL STAND, FAST ET and many more. This week’s episode was brought to you by PROTEUS NUTRIENT MILK, RANK YOUR DAD and FALSE HISTORY. Please visit our website at onetworeview.com and leave us a review if you get a chance!

Episode 52: Alex’s Boarding Table

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 02 Jul 2018 08:00:00 -0400

In this week’s episode, we introduce a new segment- Alex’s Board Gaming Table! We all crowded around the table to discuss the merits of some of the newest games released this year including - THE BLACK DEATH, SEXUAL POSITIONS, DICE MOVES, BREAKING BAD: THE GAME and many more! This week’s episode is brought to you by MELTED BUTTER, MY DOG: TOM CRUISE, and LITTLE PARIS! Check out our website at onetworeview.com for more episodes and information!

Episode 51: Brandy's Video Game Nook 2

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 25 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0400

this week Brandon has welcomed Alex into his nook to discuss their trip to Gamecon in Washington DC. While there were too many new games to talk about them all, we will be casually reviewing- SUPER AGE RUNNER, VR APPLEBEES, SHAKESPEARE, SUPER BEARD, TREE PLANTER, ODOR and the Japanese KATHY BATES SYMULATOR. This week's episode is brought to you by BARRY and BIRD ALERTS. Thanks for listening!

Episode 50: THE BIG FIVE OH

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 18 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review we’re unveiling the latest and greatest in point keeping technology with Scorebot 1 and we’re putting our new friend to the test as we review BILGE, NERF: THE LEGO MOVIE, GLOBAL FIGHTER, and re-review of the first film we ever reviewed- BIG BEAR. This week’s big 50th is brought to you by TRAP SHIT VOLUME ONE, WINDOW KNOCKERS and LINOLCHELLI’S of Hobbes. As always- thank you so much for listening, mom.

Episode 49: The Food of Love

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 11 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0400

We’re strumming, hummin and drummin our way to 20 points by telling you about the world’s greatest instruments. This week we saw SUPERBEARD, SPARKLORD 12, HEATHROW and we ask our listeners for a little help with our review of LIGHT LEFT ON. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE KIDNAP, BRINDLEBONG and VIRTUAL APPLEBEE’S. Check out our website at onetworeview.com and become a monthly donor!

Episode 48: Pet Sounds

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 04 Jun 2018 07:00:00 -0400

Happy June! This week we’re letting you know about the top pet names of 2018 as we review CARTWHEELS, MOMMY’S HOME, VERBATIM and Damian Chazelle’s MOURNING GLORY. This week’s episode is brought to you by MEMORY NOSE, CAT WHISKERS FOR HUMANS and ZOO MALL: THE GAME. Thanks for listening and as always, please take a minute to leave us a review on itunes or visit our website at onetworeview.com!

Episode 47: Fridge Cleaners

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 28 May 2018 07:00:00 -0400

Sometimes things get stale and old, so we’re cleaning out our refrigerators as we review MR. LEMUR, ARE YOU SERIOUS?, WILLOW and a return to our old product reviews with- SPOOK’S WEBBING. This week’s episode is brought to you by BONES, HATRED and GHOST CHAT. Thanks for listening and as always, visit our website and become a Patreon donor!

Episode 46: Fly Games

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 21 May 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we are humanly herding and wrangling houseflys as we review ALTHIUS, THE LIFE OF ELI CUTHBURN, JAMIE’S DANCE and DEATH HORSE. This week’s episode is brought to you by INTERSTELLAR JOURNEY, RAGING HARD OFF and BRATTY BOY’S STINKY FIRECRACKERS. Thanks for listening and as always, please leave us a review and tell your friends in Wyoming!

Episode 45: Why-oming?

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 14 May 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re back at it Wyoming, trying desperately to find a listener in your gorgeous state as we review COMMITMENT, DIMPLES, PINAL COUNTRY AZ and the action-packed film, penned by a 12-year-old, CORRIDOR. This week’s episode is brought to you by MOUTH CHECK, PORTABLE OREGON, and REDBOX. Thanks for listening!

Episode 44: The Adventure Begins

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 07 May 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week on One Two Review, we are creating characters for an epic game of Dungeons & Dragons as we review SUBWAY SUSIE, PREDATOR: DELINQUENTS, FREEGAN FREAKOUT and LAW AND ORDER JR. This week’s episode is brought to you by DR. PHIL’S LONELY PILLS, PETER SMITH’S BIRD ALLIES, and JOGGERS. Please check out our website and leave us a review on iTunes! Thanks for listening!

Episode 43: Coin Stackers

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 30 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0400

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This week on One Two Review, we are tapping into the youth culture by stacking coins as we review LIGHTSPEED, KID TOWN, BLEECH BOYS and BEE TRANSPORTER. This week’s episode is brought to you by FOURHATS.COM, THE FOOD REHYDRATOR, and THE FLY SWADDLE. Check out our website to vote for the 2019 Stack Champion!

Episode 42: The Wyoming Special

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 23 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we’re trying to gain a listener or two in Wyoming as we review CA-JANE, JOHN VOIGHT’S 39 PARTICLES OF LOVE, TABLE 8 and MOXIE AND THE BEAVER. This week’s episode is brought to you by NOBILITY DOG, ANKLE TAMP, and BROWN JUICE! Thanks for listening and remember you can always visit our website to become a Patreon donor at any time!

Episode 41: Master Yourself

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 16 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0400

We just got added to Spotify and to celebrate that, we’re thinking of ways to improve not just the podcast but ourselves as well, as we review THE CACTUS BRIDE, CURDLE, BEST TOASTS 2002 and DESKTOP SERVER. This week’s episode is brought to you by APPLES by APPLE, THE WATLER WHITE VOICE SEMINAR, and SMOO. Thanks for listening!

Episode 40: 40th Anniversary Dinner

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 09 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0400

It’s our big 40th anniversary show and we’re having a fancy dinner in SLC to celebrate as we review A MAN WITHOUT A MOUTH, HIDDEN EYES: MARGOT’S BIRTHDAY, NOBODY’S LAUGHLIN and the hummingbird documentary, BIG HUMMER. This week’s episode is brought to you by SUBWAY’S HAMBURGHINI DIABLO, BURGER KING’S MAZERATI HAMBURGAHDI and THE ARBY’S CRASH. Thanks for listening! Please drop us a review in itunes and visit our website at onetworeview.com!

Episode 39: April Showers

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 02 Apr 2018 07:00:00 -0400

It’s April and the showers are coming down! This week Brandon will be drinking 20 glasses of rainwater to celebrate the season as we review DR. PHIL THE MOVIE, BEACH CHUD, SLEEPING TORTOISE and FLUNKERS. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE SCRAMBLE BOX WAKEY BAKEY PROMOTION, OLDERGUYLINK, and VAPE DADDY. Thanks for listening, and as always, please leave us a review!

Episode 38: Tips for Taxes

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 26 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0400

This week we are getting you ready for the unstoppable juggernaut that is the filling of your state and federal tax documents by giving you some advice to make it all go down a little smoother as we review KLAZAM, VLAD BAND, ESCAPE ROOM: THE MOVIE and FINGERS. This week’s fabulous episode is brought to you by PRANCER’S CHAFFEY BALM, Michael Grimlaw’s newest novel TENSE and MAKE SOMEONE ELSE’S PIZZA BAR. Thanks for listening, and please leave us a review on iTunes!

Episode 37: Alex Is Away Musicode

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 19 Mar 2018 06:00:00 -0400

This week Alex is gone and we are turning some of his old junk into cash as we focus on the musical aspects of films including THE BORNE SERENDIPITY, Kid Rock Documentary- DEVIL WITHOUT A COWBOY, SISTER ACT 3: ALL OR NUNTHING, MARCO THE BEST EMPLOYEE and THE JAMBLER. This week’s episode is brought to you by THE ALEX CLUB, DETRACTOR LENSES and the new Spizvault game- PASSCODE. Visit our webpage at onetworeview.com and leave us a review on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Episode 36: An episode for Saint Patrick's day

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 12 Mar 2018 07:00:00 -0400

Filling in for Luke, guest reviewer Rebekah Wiggins is here helping us give you 20 ways to keep from being pinched on this Saint Patrick’s Day as we review TWO BABYSITTERS AND A BABY, FORCED LIFE WITH CATS, THE DISCOVERY ZONE MOVIE and ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST. This week we are sponsored by HOT CHACO SQUAD, 4HATS.COM and the I’LL MAKE LOVE TO YOU APP. Thanks for listening!

Episode 35: Soups Up!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 05 Mar 2018 06:00:00 -0500

This week we are cooking up a Pishpoo Megasoup to keep us warm during the winter as we review THE BLOCKBUSTER GOOD CUSTOMER GUIDE, RUMBLESTILKSKIN, PIXAR’S PARASITES and GANDALF THE YOUNG. This week’s episode is brought to you by- BAND IN YOUR HAND, GUYLINK and THE LAPD. Thanks for listening! Please leave us a review and visit us on Patreon to become a supporter.

Episode 34: Strip Club Tips

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 26 Feb 2018 06:00:00 -0500

This week Brandon is skyping in from New Mexico and we are giving you tips on how to succeed at your local strip club as we review IT WRITES ITSELF, NAN’S GONE MAD, FIDDLER ON THE ROOF and CALVIN KLEIN'S BUTTS. This week’s episode is brought to you by JOWL TECH CD CLEANER KITS, 49 CARTWHEEL, and Kate Brown’s 200 CORGI’S. Thanks for listening, leaving us a review and visit us at Patreon.com to become a doner.

Episode 33: NEW MEXISODE

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 19 Feb 2018 08:45:00 -0500

Brandon is going to New Mexico and to prepare him and any other folks that might be heading to the land of enchantment anytime soon, we’re giving out 20 hot tips to help make your trip to the 505 even better. We’ll be doling out that advice as we review HELIUM SUMMER, TVERDAYA DOROGA, CRAZY FLY and BOUNTY THE DOG HUNTER. This week is brought to you by EGG ANGELS, VISITNEWMEXICO.GOV and BARRY BLOUSEY’S BURIAL BLOUSES. Thanks for listening!

Episode 32: Lover's Tips

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 12 Feb 2018 08:00:00 -0500

Valentine's Day is this week and we’re here to prepare you and your lovers with 20 excellent holidays tips for you as we review PUSHY AND PUSHOVER, PAST AND PRESENT, PLAY FREEBIRD and Jodie Foster’s long-awaited sequel NELL RETURNS. This week’s episode is brought to you by SIMILAR ETA, CHARLIE'S WATER CHOCOLATES and BAG OF SPIDERS. Thanks for listening, and please, leave us a review on itunes or become a Patreon donor.

Episode 31: Brandy's Video Game Nook

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 05 Feb 2018 09:00:00 -0500

This week One Two Review is proud to unveil episode one of Brandy’s Video Game Nook! We take a break from films to sit down with Alex and Brandon to review some of the hottest video games out there. Sit back, and have a waffle as we review BIG GAME TATTOOER, DESIGNING WOMEN, OINK THE POINK, JA RULE’S FILL IN MA BLANKS and VR SITDOWN WITH GRANDMA. Brandy’s Video Game Nook is brought to you buy DR. LANCASTER and YOUR SHITTY PLAYLIST LP.COM. Thanks for listening!

Episode 30 : Alex’s Birthday Episode

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 29 Jan 2018 07:00:00 -0500

It’s Alex’s Birthday this week and we’re celebrating the whole episode while we review BUFFET, INSIDE THE ACTOR’S STUDIO: THE MOVIE, JON VISGER’S: OWL PARTY 2 and JON VOIGHT'S PARTICLES OF HORROR. This very heartfelt episode is brought to you by 500 DESCRIPTIONS OF DIARRHEA, 4HATS.COM and an urgent announcement from the LAPD. You can help us out by visiting our Patreon page or give us a review on iTunes. Thanks for listening!

Episode 29: Preventive Measures

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 22 Jan 2018 08:45:00 -0500

This week, to help you survive flu season, we are doling out 20 useful tips to keep you healthy and ahead of the virus as we review THE GEECH, COSMIC FARCE, HORSE BITES and the eagerly awaited GUMP II: FOREST GRAMP. This week’s episode is brought to you by LONG BUCKETS, REPZ POWER STACK and YANNI’S DINNER PODS. Thanks for listening, and check out our Patreon if you like what you hear!

Episode 28: The Patreon Page

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 15 Jan 2018 07:00:00 -0500

This week we are excited to announce the launch of our new Patreon Page. Tune in this week to learn about the amazing benefits of being a donor as we review SKUNKED, MEAT WATER, FAST ELVIS and Tim Burton’s NORMAN KNIFE HANDS. We wouldn’t be here this week if it wasn’t for our sponsors THE RECEPTION SCEPTER, PEARNO and LA’s oldest hooker SPARKLE ESCAPADES. As always- Thanks for listening!

Episode 27: Recreational Reviews

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 08 Jan 2018 09:00:00 -0500

This week we embrace the medical marijuana deluge that has hit California by sharing the top buds from across the golden state as we review RUSSIAN DINNER CLUB, THE HEARNSTATE, UGBERT EINSTIEN and Matt Damon’s Oscar-worthy film- GROSS MAN. This week we are brought to you by COSMIN, HAND SPANX, and Los Angeles’ hottest new nightclub CLUB LINE. Please leave us a review on iTunes and let us know about your favorite movies so that we can rate them too. Thanks for listening!

Episode 26: Resolution Time!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 01 Jan 2018 09:00:00 -0500

HAPPY NEW YEAR! This week we celebrate the turning of the year by announcing our resolutions for 2018. Starting off the year with reviews for MR. GOOD CLAW, GORGEOUS LIVES, DUDE WHERE’S MY HEART and THIRTY FLIRTY. Big thanks to our sponsors this week including PROFESSOR LANCASTER, BRATTY BOYS BAG OF ROCKS and 4HATS.COM. Visit iTunes and let us know what your favorite movie is and we’ll review it! Thanks for listening!

Brandon's Holiday Ad Spectacular

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 25 Dec 2017 08:00:00 -0500

Hello Friends!

Happy Holidays from the One Two Review admin offices! Brandon here just wanted to share some holiday cheer and not leave you without something from us on this Monday. So, here you go! Ads! A whole episode of some of our favorite ads from this year. I've even included a few extra never before aired ads, don't worry, we will be back next Monday with an all new real review episode for ya. Thanks

Episode 25: The Traditional

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 18 Dec 2017 09:00:00 -0500

This week we celebrate the season by sharing some of our favorite holiday traditions with you, our listeners. Snuggle up, get warm and let your inhibitions go as we review PASSION MISTAKE 2, N.E.R.F. GUN: THE MOVIE, SEVEN O’CLOCK HIGH and the Vietnamese Star Warsesque film- THE EMPEROR STRIKES BACK. This week’s we are brought to you by TGIMBD, COITUS CATERING and STEVE’ CALVOY’S HAUNTED HOUSE FOR DOGS. Visit our website and let us know what your favorite movie is and we’ll review it! Thanks for listening!

Minisode #3 - The Introsode

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 17 Dec 2017 06:30:00 -0500

Hi Friends, Welcome home, it's your semi lovable co-host and podcast editor Brandon here, I was editing the great new episode we have lined up for you on Monday and I thought I'd share a glimpse behind the scenes with a special little mini-episode I like to call the Introsode. If you like what you hear, let us know and I'll share some more- See you Monday!

Episode 24: The Wish List

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 11 Dec 2017 08:00:00 -0500

It’s the season of receiving, so this week we’re delivering our Christmas wish list to Santa! Cozy up to the fire and listen as we review Mark Evan’s MANAGER, PRESIDENT SIMIAN, THE RUMBLE RHINOS and DARK MOON NIGHT, the newest HUSKIES’ album. This week we’re brought to you by INTIMINTY’S and GOLD FOR CASH FOR GOLD! Thanks for listening and please leave us a review on iTunes.

Episode 23 : The Christmas Shoppers Guide

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 04 Dec 2017 08:00:00 -0500

It’s the holiday season and we here at One Two Review would like to help you with your holiday shopping. We’ve recently been flooded with free merch from companies all over the world who want us to rate and review their products, so we figured we could take a break from movies for a week and deliver an all product review episode. This week we review BELT 2.O, THE BROOKLYN LUNCHABLE, BATTERY 3.0 and THE SUPER SCISSORS. This week’s episode is brought to you by UBER CRIME, PISHPOO MINTY CIGARETTES AND RE-SKIN. Enjoy!

Episode 22: Chopping Logs

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 27 Nov 2017 07:00:00 -0500

Welcome to our 22nd episode, this week we review CRUNK AND TUGG, WHERE'S THE POPE?, SUPER SIZE HEART and DAD GOT JUNK. Without our sponsors, this would not be possible, so huge thank you to SYNTHETIVORY, FIRE GUYS, SPIZVAULT HACKERTRAPPER and our new friend STEVE CALVOY and his HAUNTED CHRISTMAS TOWN. We hope that you like it and if you do, please leave us a review! you can also send us a movie title you’d like for us to review. Thanks for listening, see you next Monday.

Episode 21: Listener's ideas

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 20 Nov 2017 08:00:00 -0500

This week we are reviewing films that were recommended to us by you, our listeners. Those films are BOUND 2: ZIP TIE CANYON, SYRINGE MAN, THE VOW and Denis Villeneuve action film-THE RETURNER. Our sponsors this week are SLEEP DRONE, THE SHIPFORT NEVADA DIG YOUR OWN DIAMOND MINE and SNAPPLE DRIP JACKS LIQUID CEREAL. Thank you for listening and please leave us a review or movie recommendation on iTunes or follow us on Instagram @onetworeview

Episode 20: The Twentieth Anniversary

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 13 Nov 2017 08:00:00 -0500

It’s our big 20th show, some people said that we wouldn’t make it this far but some others said that we would, and they were right! This week we’ve got a lot of pomp and circumstance to get through as we review MR. WHISKERS, SOAPBOX DERBY, REPZ 2: LEG DAY and DRUNKY. This explosive episode is brought to you by COBBLECAN, MATH FRIEND and of course 4HATS.COM. We hope that you like it and if you do, please leave us a review and as always, send us a movie you’d like for us to review. Thanks for listening, and here’s to 20 more!

Episode 19: Our Collective Bucket List

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 06 Nov 2017 09:00:00 -0500

This week we reveal our collective bucket list to our listeners as we review FOR THE TRIBE, RUDOLPH, MIPLEY, STRESSBALL and the mixup film GOATLE. This fabulous episode is brought to you by some wonderful new sponsors including- ICE COLD WATER BREWING KIT, KID SOFTENER, PUNBLOCKERS by APPLE and world-famous AUGUSTUS THE GHOST BEETLE. Please leave us a review and join us next week for more fabulous reviews!

Episode 18: The Acurad’s

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 30 Oct 2017 05:00:00 -0400

Holy moly our 18th episode! This week we’re brushing our teeth as we review TOUGH SPOT, PRANK CALL, PIGEON, MARK and the desolate world of DUST. Our sponsor this week is ACURAD a programmatic ad service that will deliver customized ads for you the listener based upon your browser history. Thanks for listening to One Two Review and as always- leave us a film that you would like for us to review.

Episode 17: Last Minute Costume Ideas!

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 23 Oct 2017 09:00:00 -0400

Boo! Halloween is coming up and we here at One Two Review know that it’s stressful to pick a costume, so this week we have 20 killer last minute costume ideas for you to look your spookiest and we will be sharing them as we review- STIFF, MY 15 DADS, BLOOD CROTCH, HEADLIGHTS and THE BLOOD DOOR. This spooky episode is brought to you by- DELCRON THE ETERNAL, TEXT READER 5000, VAMPIRE BLOOD SERVICES and BUD.IE. Thanks for listening, please give us your review on iTunes and then leave us the title of a film that you would like for us to review.

Episode 16: Pre-Pilot Season

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 16 Oct 2017 08:00:00 -0400

This week is fall sweeps and we had the privilege of reviewing some of Hollywood’s hottest new shows in the form of Pre-Pilots- will these shows have what it takes to become full fledged pilots next year? Find out what we think as we review SIT HANDS, PAULY D’S SPECIAL SAUCE, HORSE LAB, HOW IT’S NOT MADE and the Snack Network’s first annual JERKY WEEK. This episode is brought to you by DANIEL’S DRONE DOME, THANK YOU FOR INVITING ME, THEIR SHOES and CRYBABY. Thanks for listening to One Two Review!

Episode 15: Chekhov's Balloon

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 09 Oct 2017 10:00:00 -0400

It’s fall time and in honor of that we’re blowing up a balloon to keep track of our points this week as we review- SIMON SAYS, SHE FLYS, PIZZA JAMMERS and the star-studded 2011 film FINDER’S KEEPERS. This week’s episode is brought to you by 4.HATS.COM, DANIEL FABER, and THE VHS CLASSIC. Thanks for listening and as always- please visit our website at onetworeview.com and let us know about a movie that you would like for us to review.

Episode 14: The Music Makers

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 02 Oct 2017 08:00:00 -0400

This week we teach Alex a little about music and keep score by writing a song. Luke makes a wish and we say goodbye to someone as we review ROADKILL'S SYMPHONY, documentaries- WHAT HAPPENED TO DOLLY and THE KICK DRUM, as well as our first listener recommendation- THE SENSUALIST (director's cut). One Two Review is brought to you by- COITUS fine dining, Michael Grimlaw's newest creep novel- HEEBY JEEBIES and COOPERS* Thanks for listening and as always- leave us a review on iTunes as well as a film recommendation for us to review.

*Urgent Bean Recall Alert

Episode 13: The Intern Episode

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 25 Sep 2017 05:00:00 -0400

In this jam-packed super week, we introduce our new intern Mike and he helps keep score as we review On My Way Bach, Life as a Crab, faux documentary The Soda Stops Here, Topps: The Movie, Hambone and the re-purposed Serbian film, Cave of Meefs.

This episode would not be possible without the help of our generous donors and sponsors including Hot's Lizard Collection, Prezzshah Kookah's self-titled album, BoyfriendBox.com, Sponsoring Inc and of course 4hats.com

Thanks for listening to One Two Review!

Luke's Secret Recording, September 2017

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 24 Sep 2017 23:00:00 -0400

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Episode 12: Someone Set Us Up The Bomb

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 18 Sep 2017 07:00:00 -0400

We got sent a bomb and this week we're reviewing movies in an attempt to disarm it. Find out how we felt about such films as- Heaven's Architect, the parallel universe thriller-Inside Outside, Lobster in Maw and Screecher.

This week's episode is brought you to by Mexipills, Hot Amy's Maple Syrup and Cooper's Big Bean Burrito. As always, thanks for listening, please donate to Lobstermaw.org and drop us a review on iTunes!

Episode 11: Mystery Matryoshka

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 11 Sep 2017 10:00:00 -0400

Buckle up for another heart pounding episode of the show - Layer by layer we review SOL, THE SADDEST SONG, SCIENCE NOW: BOILING WATER, THE SINGLE and HERBOY'S BEACH PARTY. On a bit of a time crunch, gotta keep it brief here. The clock's ticking on some things- Hopefully, we’ll see you next week!

This week is Sponsored by:
KURTS CONDOMS, HERBOY, 4HATS.COM and THUMB DRIVE VAPE PENS

Episode 10: The Pony Races

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 04 Sep 2017 06:00:00 -0400

This week we're betting on the Laughlin Nevada Pony Races as we review ABC Opera, Klieko and Tomas, Haley Green Pope and I Love You.

This week's episode is sponsored by Bun Ready Lovers Kits, Chuckle's, Canner's Co-op, Fresh Fonts and Askagirl.com

As always, thanks for listening and if you've got a minute, drop us a review on iTunes.

Episode 9: Green Thumbs

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 28 Aug 2017 07:00:00 -0400

Another exciting week! Planting our points this week and crossing our fingers in hope of a bountiful harvest. We review Pet Stomp, Outhouse, LavonD̡̩̟̫re, Worm Run, and Finga FlO͇͕̱̩͓̫̗. Thanks again for listening and we’ll see you next week!

If you are enjoying yoU҉͕͉̮̙̮̮̩r time with us consider leavinG͉̦̼̬͈̺̼͞ ̛͚͇̣̫̩̭̭ us a review on iTunes and tell your friends!

Sponsored by:
DEATH PRACTiCE, Pishpoo food’s MEGA SOUP, Pony Races of Laughlin Nevada and SCRUMLINK 2.0

Episode 8: #weakbackhealthweek

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 21 Aug 2017 08:30:00 -0400

We like to review movies but we also like to be healthy, so this week we're doing pushups to keep track of scoring as we review- Talk to My Dad, King Me, Fierce and motion capture genius Andy Serkis' moving performance in the film, Canvas.

This week's episode is brought to you by- Scrumlink and 4hats.com.

Thanks for listening, and if you like what you hear, take a minute and leave us a review on iTunes!

Episode 7B: Seven Beta, Sidecar Episode, 7Bee

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 14 Aug 2017 00:00:00 -0400

While Brandon’s away at the beach for the week we thought we should catch up on some ads. Don’t worry, we give Brandon a call and make sure he’s ok and is safe. Also for the first time, we have a robot read us some listener mail! We’ll see you next week for our regularly scheduled episode 8. As always, thanks for listening and if you like what you hear, leave us a review in iTunes

Episode 7: Frig

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Mon, 07 Aug 2017 08:00:00 -0400

We finally solve our abacus problems by trading in our giant stone one for a gorgeous golden abacus. Onwards and upwards.

This week we review Two Dad's Are Better Than Nun, Court Vroom, Seminate and the much anticipated Hercules The Movie. Thanks for listening and if you like what you hear, please take a moment to give us a rating or review on iTunes- it really helps us out!

Episode 6: It's a Pizza Party

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 30 Jul 2017 21:00:00 -0400

This week we get a little sidetracked by some sidecars but still manage to review Geeky Jock, Creamer, Kattan's Back as well as The Advanced Pillow Series from Sleep Tech.

Thanks for listening and please leave a review on iTunes!

Episode 5: Smells Like Lasagna

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 23 Jul 2017 17:00:00 -0400

It's our construction episode and we are excited to announce our collaboration with Cappuccino Meastro Strati Anginati. This week we review- Catwalk, Y2K- Farm Guide 1999, Thumbs Up Seven Up, Carried Away.

Please subscribe and leave us a review! Send us the titles of any films that you would like for us to review- the more eclectic the better- we'll track it down watch it and serve you up a review

Episode 4: Rental Material

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 16 Jul 2017 15:00:00 -0400

This week we have a little trouble with the big abacus but Luke figures out a way to keep us on track as we review The Pond, Skunkle, Dunkers, Hoarders Gate and Aussie Dog.

Thanks for listening- and if you like what you hear, leave us a review on iTunes!

Episode 3: Big Abby

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sun, 09 Jul 2017 21:00:00 -0400

Episode 3: Big Abby

Hey folks! Thanks for all of the downloads so far. This week we review The Tom Clancy autobiography, 1000 Orbs, Fecal', Police Machine and our favorite flick so far Repz.

Not only that but we've got a new way of keeping score- and we think you're gonna like it.

Episode 2: Back to Nostalgias

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Sat, 01 Jul 2017 08:00:00 -0400

** WOW! 50 subscribers! Thanks for all the kind feedback on episode one, unfortunately, our servers were not prepared to handle such a load, and we lost the mainframe for a few hours. As an apology for the downtime, we are making episode two live early. Please enjoy! rest assured our new servers can handle at least twice the load. We will return to a regular schedule next week **

In episode 2 of One Two Review, the boys review Bolder Stronger, French Ties, A Pickle Jar Full of Pennies and the sexy Australian honey vehicle - A Bee Never Stings Twice.

Things are starting to warm up and sound better. Please excuse the mouse clicking and fan noise, this has been addressed.

Also, a homeless man wanders the streets of Mid-City LA.

See you next week with an even better sounding review packed episode!

Episode 1: Bear with us

stalllove@gmail.com (One Two Review) — Wed, 28 Jun 2017 13:00:00 -0400

In the inaugural episode of 1 2 Review; Brandon, Alex, and Luke review screen gems- Big Bear, Barista, and Puppy.

With all three films leaving a bad taste in their mouths the boys decide to wash it all down by reviewing a few pine coat hangers.

The audio quality isn't great, but, hang in there it improves in later episodes.

See you next week!