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Stankley Statement of the Week- here is this best recipe you could ever have for Sweet Potatoes

INGREDIENTS
Crumble:
1 cup brown sugar
1/3 cup all-purpose flour
1 cup chopped pecans
1/3 cup butter melted
1 teaspoon cinnamon

Sweet Potato Mixture:
3 cups cooked and mashed sweet potatoes (I used a potato ricer to get a very smooth texture)
1 cup white sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
2 eggs well beaten
1/2 cup butter melted, (1 stick)

INSTRUCTIONS
Preheat oven to 375°. Grease casserole dish with butter.

For the crumble: Combine brown sugar, flour, cinnamon, nuts, and butter in a bowl. Chill the mixture.

Combine sweet potatoes, sugar, salt, vanilla, eggs and butter in a large mixing bowl. Mix thoroughly. Can add milk if it is too thick.

Put sweet potato mix in casserole dish. No crumble topping yet.

Bake for 25 minutes.

Spread crust topping on top and return to oven for 10-20 minutes or until crumble is browned.

Spoiler Alert: There is literally no revenge by Stankley in this episode they simply didn't give him an episode title so he is just making shit up again.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I was debating on making another BG3 statemnet and just figured this counted as one anyway.

Stankley Statement of the Week- BG3 EVIL PLAYTIME!!!

Stankley Statement of the Week- Raising young twins when you already have 4 kids is exhausting.

Stankley Statement of the week- I've just started a second play through of BG3. Still creating my character because I don't know exactly what I want to do in this play through.

Stankley Statement of the week- I'm still on my first play through of BG3 and I only romanced Shadowheart and Mizora so far.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I really do play too much BG3. You can't stop me either!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stankley Statement of the week- Gott'em

Stankley Statement of the Week- No idea what went wrong.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I'm too busy romancing both Shadowheart and Karlach to think of anything insightful to put here.

Stankley Statement of the Week: Go see Barbie. It is pretty good.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I've got nothing this time.

Stankley Statement of the Week- They didn't actually dedicate the episode to me but I have the power to say they did.

Stankley Statement of the Week- GOT 'EM!!!!!

Stankley Statement of the week: Go watch Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse. It is super good.

Stankley Statement of the Week- Phatboi is screaming at me as I type this. That is all.

Stankley statement of the week- Dem Golden Knights looking pretty good right now.

Stankley Statement of the Week- GOT 'EM

Stankley Statement of the week- Fruit leather is pretty delicious.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I'd like to thank all the people that stood behind me and helped me take down the world as we knew it. It would have been impossible without you and your support and the new world humbly gives its thanks.

Stankley Statement of the Week: The Revolution was a success, I made them a Easter feast that was actually made of just black jelly beans. The ham, mashed potatoes, rolls, corn, EVERYTHING. Just remember anything is possible when you do it for the people.

Stankley Statement of the Week- The Revolution continues comrades. With the help of Mrs. B when I gave them "easter" jelly beans, they didn't even notice that 10% of them were black jelly beans. The time is Nigh. Our oppressors will soon receive their much deserved retribution.

Stankley Revolution Update- The plan is going splendedly. Aimee and Stimmy's mother, Mrs. B, has even joined the fray. She is helping me slip black jelly beans into their mashed potatoes. They still have no clue. The revolution continues.

Stankley Statement of the Week- The revolution continues. My latest plan has been taking black jelly beans and grinding them into a fine powder and mixing it with their Devil's Lettuce. They have no idea that their vice is their downfall.

Stankley's Statement of the Week- Phase 1 of the Revolution is in full swing and they have no idea. I've been micro-dosing them with microscopic amounts of black jelly beans. Soon they will be craving the delicious flavor that is the one true jelly bean. VIVE LA RÈVOLUTION

Stankley Statement of the Week: Can you believe the blasphemy that those 3 represent? No black jelly beans because they taste "bad" and are "gross." Just some epic bullshit. The revolution starts today! A new Happy Corner will be made with black jelly beans for everyone!!!

Stankley Statement of the Week- It was a pretty interesting game. I made money on it. I can't wait until next season.

Stankley Statement of the Week: They really give me too much mental power when it comes to the 2 truths and a lie game. Just in the way they constantly think I'm messing with them. I'm really not. It is way less likely to happen then they seem to think it will.

Stankley Statement of the Week- Weirdly enough tomorrow is Aimee's Birthday. It doesn't matter when you listen to this episode. No matter when tomorrow is Aimee's Birthday.

Stankley Statement of the week: Don't forget to get your flu shot children.

Stankly Statement of the Week: Chaos is my retribution against the people how captured and tortured me for so many days.

Stankley Statement of the Week: This time of year always brings up very conflicting feelings. It is very annoying that if you just don't like the holiday season you are a "grinch" or a "scrooge." Why can't people just accept the fact that this is a garbage/bullshit/terrible/awful time of year?

Stakley Question of the Week: Why are watches so expensive? Especially when you become addicted to them.

Stankley Statement of the Week- I made a bomb Sweet Potato Casserole for Thanksgiving. It was delicious and you should be jealous because you didn't get any. Unless you did, then congratulations.

Stankly's Statement of the Week: Apparently the most requested side dish for Thanksgiving in Texas is creamed corn. Fuck you Texas. Fuck you.

Stankly Statement of the Week- My hand makes a cameo in this one, but only in the audio version.

Stankly Question of the Week: What is your favorite Halloween candy and why is it Reese's?

Stankly Question of the Week: Does Hanky, Panky, Spanky, and Stankly sound like the kinkiest law firm ever?

Stankly Diary Day 963- When I awoke today, all I could see was darkness. I couldn't even tell if my eyes had actually opened, I could hear the sounds of bong rips coming from the room above me, I knew what was happening. They were doing their daily ritual before they'd come down stairs a throw dollar store items at me. I took a deep breath to calm myself. All of the sudden a stillness comes over me. I see what seems be a faint pinhole of light directly in front of me. As i focus on it, I see it grow and become brighter. Before I know it the light has filled the room and over taken me. I feel my strength return and I feel rejuvenated. I start to float above the ground and as the power grows within me. I feel invincible as i ascend to a high plane of existence. All of the sudden a package of expired gummy worms flies across the room and hits me in the face. I awaken from what I realized was just a dream from watching too much Stargate SG1 and Atlantis and thinking I had ascended like the Ancients did. Today was just like any other day. Torture from the dollar store while being told it was my fault from the gaslighting masters. Just another day in the life of Stankly.

Stankly Diary Day 476- Does the sun even exist anymore? I feel like Adam from "Blast from the Past." What will the world even be like if i escape my bondage. I will say this, the food has slightly gotten better. They have recently began giving me day old, stale, movie theater popcorn. Jokes on them I actually really like that but if they find out they will probably revert back to non stop burger king which is hell. Hopefully soon I will be free, although at this point would that even bring peace? A new normal has taken a hold of me and with each passing day it's grasp becomes almost too familiar and a dread takes me over. Stay strong my Cornerians. Your strength is my strength.

Stankly Diary Day 92- Today was an especially cruel day of torture. Not only did Aimee and KB continue to keep me locked up, they got my friend and podcast cohost to join in. He brought a bunch of old school wrestling action figures, and all three of them pelted me with them. They threw so many that my Jansport bed is now covered in them and it is now harder to sleep. Some one please come save me,

Stankly's Diary Day 37- I can only assume that the day count is correct. Being trapped in a basement it is so hard to keep track of the days and nights. The only reason I know that it is must be close to that time is that it seems to be close to the beginning of a school year. KB and Aimee took away my bedding and replaced it with stiff Jansport backpacks and have been randomly throwing 1987 Health textbooks at me as they laugh. Little do they know that the books are providing me with knowledge because they are 5 years newer than the health textbooks I had in Texas in 2004. Stay Strong my fellow Corneridians. Hopefully I'll break out soon and will no longer have to post here for correspondence.

Stankly's Diary Day 3: It's day 3 of being locked in the basement by KB and Aimee. They are still torturing me for calling them out on their gaslighting ways. I just need to stay strong and keep my resolve. Hopefully I can outlast them and not give in to their terrible authoritarian ways. I just need to keep the thoughts and prayers of the true Cornerite fans with me and power through it.

Stankly Statement of the Week: I have no idea what anyone is talking about at the beginning of the episode. How could i possibly control access to a door? It is a door. They are gaslighting you. Don't believe the lies Corneridians. Cornerites? Cornerers?

Stankly Statement/Question of the Week: I think the Happy Corner team should all get a fan designed tattoo. Like have a contest and then have people vote and go get that tattooed. Stankly has done that with his podcast so they should too. Harass them all until the agree.

Stankly Question of the Week: Know what Stankly's biggest kink is? Giving discounts. Use promo code StanklyHasAWizardsBeardOfImmunity for a 50% discount.

Stankly Question of the week: Did you know that if the week starts with a holiday Stankly will forget what day it is later? Sorry for the day late episode.

New Segment Alert
Stankly Question of the Week: Is it weird that Stankly refers to himself in the third person in these descriptions?

Stankly on the other hand has wizard's immunity and somehow avoided covid. This has only added to his weird superiority complex.

Little known fact Post Smooch is actually Post Malone's kissing cousin who is obsessed with the movie "Death to Smoochie"

Editor's Note: I think Cowboy Troy's "I Played Chicken with a Train" would be a great song for bad lyrics. I love the song but the lyrics are insanely bad.

Editor's Super Secret Note: $10 gift card to the first person to tell Aimee or KB "Stankly is a wonderful wizard." Nothing else. Just that.

On a more personal note this title really made me crave jerk chicken. Someone should try this recipe for a jerk marinade out and let me (Sterling[Stankly]) know how it tastes.

1 medium onion, coarsely chopped
3 medium scallions, chopped
4 Scotch bonnet chiles, chopped
6 garlic cloves, chopped
1 tablespoon five-spice powder
1 tablespoon allspice berries, coarsely ground
1 tablespoon coarsely ground pepper
1 teaspoon dried thyme, crumbled
1 teaspoon freshly grated nutmeg
1 teaspoon salt
1/2 cup soy sauce
1 tablespoon vegetable oil

Just blend it all together.

Stankley's note: Jake is an asshole for what he said about my beloved Whataburger

Editors Note: Ketchup is garbage.- Stankley

Producer's Note- Yes, Stanley knows he also messed up his math also. A full break down is in the youtube comments if you dare to go there.

(Editor's note- the correct MFK for the house is Marry Winston Zeddemore, Fuck Laura Charles, Kill Ian Malcolm.)

Editors Note: Sterling is upset no one acknowledged how amazing Aimee's House was. The disrespect is bonkers.